I don't understand.
I was sitting there in my mario lounge pants. I put my hand in my lap, and somehow ended up feeling my thigh. It kinda startled me, because my first reaction was "oh my, there's a hole in the crotch of my pants. :(" And then I remembered they were guys pants and all became clear. Or did it?
I DON'T GET IT. Yeah, yeah, I get that you can stand and pee at the same time. It's not fair, but I get it. What I don't get, is how it's any easier than pulling your pants down. I mean... pulling them down a bit is one simple motion. Using the pee-hole means you have to unbutton, reach in, whip it out, piddle, stuff it back in, and rebutton.
EXPLICATE PLEASE
I never use it, but that's me...
Its sexier this way.
I sit down to pee. baddood;
I never really understood it either.
Call me old fashioned, but I choose the pull-down method.
Yes.
why do girls jeans have a fly?
Quote from: Geno on February 02, 2008, 03:18:30 PM
I sit down to pee. baddood;
Really?
Also, I don't use it, but I guess it's bad habit.
I'm wearing a pair of pants like those right now. I don't use that hole. baddood;
Quote from: Balto on February 02, 2008, 03:21:26 PM
Yes.
why do girls jeans have a fly?
for me it's because my butt is too big and I can't get my pants on or off unless I unzip/button it.
I never use the hole.
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 03:25:16 PM
for me it's because my butt is too big and I can't get my pants on or off unless I unzip/button it.
I came.
Quote from: Geno on February 02, 2008, 03:27:58 PM
I came.
Well... I'm pretty sure that's generally true for every girl.
Quote from: Geno on February 02, 2008, 03:27:58 PM
I came.
I knew someone would reply to that like that :|
I use it if i'm wearing a belt, which is always now.
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 03:28:33 PM
Well... I'm pretty sure that's generally true for every girl.
Not every girl has a fat ass you know caterpie;
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on February 02, 2008, 03:29:19 PM
I knew someone would reply to that like that :|
I use it if i'm wearing a belt, which is always now.
...I'm talking about just boxers and pajama pants, really. I didn't know any other kinds of pants had that hole. doodthing;
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 03:30:33 PM
...I'm talking about just boxers and pajama pants, really. I didn't know any other kinds of pants had that hole. doodthing;
Well, I'm sure what he means is that he just unzips in pants, unbuttons his boxers, and pisses.
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 03:30:33 PM
...I'm talking about just boxers and pajama pants, really. I didn't know any other kinds of pants had that hole. doodthing;
Jeans, are one.
Quote from: ME86 on February 02, 2008, 03:32:39 PM
Well, I'm sure what he means is that he just unzips in pants, unbuttons his boxers, and pisses.
My boxers don't have buttons doodthing;
Quote from: ME86 on February 02, 2008, 03:32:39 PM
Well, I'm sure what he means is that he just unzips in pants, unbuttons his boxers, and pisses.
ohhh, clever.
I should probably add that the first guy I asked replied:
"HAH
I just leave it there when I'm done"
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 03:25:16 PM
for me it's because my butt is too big and I can't get my pants on or off unless I unzip/button it.
Video proof.
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on February 02, 2008, 03:29:46 PM
Not every girl has a fat ass you know caterpie;
ain't nuttin wrong with a nice,plump, round ass.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 03:56:49 PM
ain't nuttin wrong with a nice,plump, round ass.
Did I say there was?
I've never used that hole before. doodthing;
Quote from: Balto on February 02, 2008, 03:21:26 PM
Yes.
why do girls jeans have a fly?
How often can a man slip on a pair of non-nigger jeans without having to at least unbutton them?
Since most women that aren't anorexic tend to have fairly large fannies, I'd imagine it'd be even more difficult for them.
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 03:25:16 PM
for me it's because my butt is too big and I can't get my pants on or off unless I unzip/button it.
pics or it didnt happen
I don't know, I guess it will be easier to "pull it out" on a date or when you are home alone.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 02, 2008, 04:42:03 PM
I don't know, I guess it will be easier to "pull it out" on a date or when you are home alone.
Now that I think of it, I imagine it would be easier to shoot some knuckle babies without your pants pushing up and grinding right into your scrotum.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 04:09:15 PM
non-nigger jeans
there arent such things as nigger jeans. niggers just buy pants that are twice their size so they can wear them at their knees
Quote from: Tomboh on February 02, 2008, 04:47:39 PM
there arent such things as nigger jeans. niggers just buy pants that are twice their size so they can [glow=red,2,300]wear them at their knees [/glow]
which fucking pisses me off aaa shit it makes my blood boil
Quote from: Tomboh on February 02, 2008, 04:47:39 PM
there arent such things as nigger jeans. niggers just buy pants that are twice their size so they can wear them at their knees
I never understood the point of sagging...
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 02, 2008, 04:54:04 PM
I never understood the point of sagging...
To look "cool". :|
fuck i hate kids
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 02, 2008, 04:54:04 PM
I never understood the point of sagging...
Just a little bit is extremely comfortable.
Once they fall below your buttocks, it's retarded.
If you're wearing a belt, it's a lot quicker to use the pee-pee opening. Trust me.
Quote from: Houdini on February 02, 2008, 04:55:28 PM
If you're wearing a belt, it's a lot quicker to use the pee-pee opening. Trust me.
MY BELT IS A STRETCHY MILITARY BELT.
I can just pull my pants out and yank up my phallus.
Quote from: Derka Derka on February 02, 2008, 04:27:07 PM
pics or it didnt happen
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/Pinkanglgirl/S5001242copy.jpg)
Quote from: Luke Atmey on February 02, 2008, 04:54:31 PM
To look "cool". :|
fuck i hate kids
I only sag a little bit, because it's comfortable, but not down to my knees. And some pants I have are already baggy so I don't sag at all.
Quote from: Houdini on February 02, 2008, 04:55:28 PM
If you're wearing a belt, it's a lot quicker to use the pee-pee opening. Trust me.
that hole is the only reason i hate boy pants/boxers. I wear them anyway, but it sucks. Once I dropped a cheeze-it and it fell in there, and my mom walked in when i was trying to get it out. ;-;
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 04:58:43 PM
I only sag a little bit, because it's comfortable, but not down to my knees. And some pants I have are already baggy so I don't sag at all.
I like to wear pants that fit. baddood;
Quote from: Houdini on February 02, 2008, 04:55:28 PM
If you're wearing a belt, it's a lot quicker to use the pee-pee opening. Trust me.
Only if your belt is really, really tight. doodthing;
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 04:56:15 PM
MY BELT IS A STRETCHY MILITARY BELT.
I can just pull my pants out and yank up my phallus.
Well, the thing is, because I'm tall
and skinny, the only pants that are long enough are a little bit bigger than my waste, so I have to wear my belt fairly tight to keep my pants from sagging.
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 04:57:40 PM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/Pinkanglgirl/S5001242copy.jpg)
Holy shit that's a nice plump ass. And nice round tits, you've got a rockin bod samsam. wub;
You need to tan pinkeh.
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 04:59:02 PM
that hole is the only reason i hate boy pants/boxers. I wear them anyway, but it sucks. Once I dropped a cheeze-it and it fell in there, and my mom walked in when i was trying to get it out. ;-;
Well, that hole is pretty useful if you have a penis. Could you sew it shut or something?
Quote from: Sorvet on February 02, 2008, 05:01:12 PM
You need to tan pinkeh.
she's pretty damn fine the way she is... wub;
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 05:00:21 PM
Holy shit that's a nice plump ass. And nice round tits, you've got a rockin bod samsam. wub;
Tongue belongs in mouth
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 05:02:52 PM
she's pretty damn fine the way she is... wub;
Yeah, she doesn't need to tan, she looks good
Quote from: Houdini on February 02, 2008, 05:02:11 PM
Well, that hole is pretty useful if you have a penis. Could you sew it shut or something?
Lol, Pink doesn't waste thread.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 02, 2008, 05:01:12 PM
You need to tan pinkeh.
I just tan naturally from being outside in the summer.
Fake tans piss me off SO much, and I have no patience to just lay there and allow skin cancer to implant itswelf all over my body. If I happen to be outside and just
happento get a tan or burn though, then I don't really care.
...I don't really care how tan I am, in other words.
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 05:04:14 PM
I just tan naturally from being outside in the summer.
Fake tans piss me off SO much, and I have no patience to just lay there and allow skin cancer to implant itswelf all over my body. If I happen to be outside and just happento get a tan or burn though, then I don't really care.
...I don't really care how tan I am, in other words.
You're one of the smart ones. I hate when ditzes at my school bitch about how pale they are, because honestly, most people don't give a shit.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 05:06:47 PM
wub;
Oooookay.... getting a bit creepy
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 05:04:14 PM
I just tan naturally from being outside in the summer.
Fake tans piss me off SO much, and I have no patience to just lay there and allow skin cancer to implant itswelf all over my body. If I happen to be outside and just happento get a tan or burn though, then I don't really care.
...I don't really care how tan I am, in other words.
I can tell.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 05:06:47 PM
wub;
How the hell would you squeeze a tongue inside of a clitoris?
I could maybe understand if your tongue was composed of pure energy or something, but jesus.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 05:09:20 PM
[glow=red,2,300]How the hell would you squeeze a tongue inside of a clitoris[/glow]?
I could maybe understand if your tongue was composed of pure energy or something, but jesus.
Fuck you, I'm laughing so hard right now. myface;
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 05:11:06 PM
...yeah, now that I've told you.
A pictures worth a thousand words. caterpie;
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 04:57:40 PM
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/Pinkanglgirl/S5001242copy.jpg)
Well, fancy that.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 02, 2008, 05:08:45 PM
You're one of the smart ones. I hate when ditzes at my school bitch about how pale they are, because honestly, most people don't give a shit.
Tan skin is sexy, but it's not something that really changes what I think of a girl's appearance, I just don't like albino type skin.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 05:13:57 PM
Tan skin is sexy, but it's not something that really changes what I think of a girl's appearance, I just don't like albino type skin.
=[
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 05:09:20 PM
How the hell would you squeeze a tongue inside of a clitoris?
I could maybe understand if your tongue was composed of pure energy or something, but jesus.
I don't know either.
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 05:13:57 PM
Tan skin is sexy, but it's not something that really changes what I think of a girl's appearance, I just don't like albino type skin.
Really? Pale girls are fine with me actually. Unless they're fat. Then being pale just makes them look really unappealing and lazy.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 02, 2008, 05:12:37 PM
A pictures worth a thousand words. caterpie;
a picture can tell you whether or not I care how tan I am?
perhaps it can, but that one doesn't. For all you knew, I could love being tan, but I'm just too pale to hold one. Don't be a dumbass.
I don't think you need a tan at all. You're beautiful just the way you are. wub;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 02, 2008, 05:17:30 PM
Really? Pale girls are fine with me actually. Unless they're fat. Then being pale just makes them look really unappealing and lazy.
I dont care for pale skin either but Pinkeh looks sorta sick because she is so pale.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 02, 2008, 05:17:30 PM
Really? Pale girls are fine with me actually. Unless they're fat. Then being pale just makes them look really unappealing and lazy.
I don't mind Pale skin, I just prefer more color.
I'd fuck Jessica Alba Tan or not though. baddood;
lol
Quote from: samsam on February 02, 2008, 05:17:36 PM
a picture can tell you whether or not I care how tan I am?
perhaps it can, but that one doesn't. For all you knew, I could love being tan, but I'm just too pale to hold one. Don't be a dumbass.
Hey, no name calling bitch.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 02, 2008, 05:18:33 PM
I dont care for pale skin either but Pinkeh looks sorta sick because she is so pale.
Her skin is nicely pale, in my opinion. It looks good on her and makes her eyes stand out.
Grey pale skin is repulsive, but a nice beigish color is fine.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 02, 2008, 05:19:11 PM
Hey, no name calling bitch.
And there goes the thread. >.<
Quote from: Charmed on February 02, 2008, 05:19:38 PM
Her skin is nicely pale, in my opinion. It looks good on her and makes her eyes stand out.
Hime has the perfect skin tone. wub;
i mean i must be a literal retard
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 02, 2008, 05:17:30 PM
Pale girls are fine with me actually.
I actually like girls better being pale doodthing;
I don't know why, but to me, palest skin is most attractive wub;
I find tan skin quite unattractive and black skin even worse...
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
Grey pale skin is repulsive, but a nice beigish color is fine.
Same.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
Grey pale skin is repulsive, but a nice beigish color is fine.
I've seen almost blue pale skin before.
Black women are also fine with me. I guess the color really doesn't change my opinion of beauty one way or the other
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 02, 2008, 05:24:03 PM
Black women are also fine
A+++[spoiler]THEY ARE THE FINEST[/spoiler]
lol
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 05:24:55 PM
A+++[spoiler]THEY ARE THE FINEST[/spoiler]
Not the really dark ones. >.<
I can understand the cardboard-brown ones, though. caterpie;
Quote from: steal on February 02, 2008, 05:26:20 PM
Amazing how much one picture of sam can make a thread explode with activity. I wish I had that kind of sex appeal befuddlement
tits or gtfo
Quote from: Luke Atmey on February 02, 2008, 05:25:27 PM
Almost all black women are really ugly, unless they're light-skinned. myface;
mmmhmmm I love me some light skinned black cuties. wub;
although living out in a predominantly white town has made me develop a white woman fetish. wub;
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 05:24:55 PM
A+++[spoiler]THEY ARE THE FINEST[/spoiler]
Except on the occasion that their face ruins it all. gonk;
But nice smooth dark brown, and the Guyanese/Indian tones are my favorites.
I only dislike darks tones when they start to look purple or maroon or some crazy shit like that.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 05:24:55 PM
A+++[spoiler]THEY ARE THE FINEST[/spoiler]
I thought you hated black women]
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on February 02, 2008, 05:27:08 PM
mmmhmmm I love me some light skinned black cuties. wub;
although living out in a predominantly white town has made me develop a white woman fetish. wub;
lol
Quote from: steal on February 02, 2008, 05:26:20 PM
Amazing how much one picture of sam can make a thread explode with activity. I wish I had that kind of sex appeal befuddlement
You do.
I never stand and pee.
ITT samsam becomes the talk of boyah for the next year or so. doodthing;
Quote from: Luke Atmey on February 02, 2008, 05:27:21 PM
srry for having opinion
Im sorry, ok. I just felt bad. :'(
God, fuck you guys.
Quote from: Sorvet on February 02, 2008, 05:29:46 PM
Im sorry, ok. I just felt bad. :'(
God, fuck you guys.
Felt bad about what? doodthing;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 02, 2008, 05:27:46 PM
I thought you hated black women]
I hate how so many of them are stupid, but I consider them to be the most beautiful.
Of course, there are more beautiful Asian women than beautiful nigresses, but the most beautiful Asian can't compare to most fairly gorgeous nigresses.
For black women who are really dark...
lol
I can't think of a nationality of woman I wouldn't find attractive. and yeah Lawlz's comment on some sexy women's intelligence really does tick me off. It is like you can either find a woman that mentally stimulates you or physically which is unfair. >.<
Quote from: Luke Atmey on February 02, 2008, 05:34:36 PM
Oh. Uhh...
Well, it's not like I hate them or anything (unless they're fucking idiots of course), I just find most of them unattractive. girl;
So do I, and most seem stupid anyway.
lol
no one unzips the zipper and puts it through the hole.. there's risk of massive damage on your dick if you do that. =/
Quote from: CFalcon1219 on February 02, 2008, 06:05:06 PM
no one unzips the zipper and puts it through the hole.. there's risk of massive damage on your dick if you do that. =/
One time I almost zipped the zipper on it.
i was like oh jesus
Pale women are repulsive, as are gingers.
Quote from: Elep on February 02, 2008, 06:50:23 PM
Pale women are repulsive, as are gingers.
screw you.
Quote from: Elep on February 02, 2008, 06:50:23 PM
Pale women are repulsive
Why would you think that? argh;
Quote from: bluaki on February 02, 2008, 06:52:04 PM
Why would you think that? argh;
Personal choice.
Also, I'd like to note that as soon as a woman posts a picture of herself in the thread, it hits 5+ pages immediately. This isn't saying very much about your social skills, guys. :(
Get out there and talk to some women you know in real life.
Quote from: Elep on February 02, 2008, 06:50:23 PM
Pale women are repulsive, as are gingers.
NUDITY AHEAD siren;
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9031/gingered9.jpg
You must admit that she's beautiful.
Quote from: bluaki on February 02, 2008, 06:52:04 PM
Why would you think that? argh;
why should you care what a beast with a phallus thinks
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 06:54:05 PM
NUDITY AHEAD siren;
http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/9031/gingered9.jpg
You must admit that she's beautiful.
Meh... but there are some beautiful gingers out there
Quote from: Elep on February 02, 2008, 06:50:23 PM
Pale women are repulsive, as are gingers.
screw you.
wtf is wrong with gingers =[
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 06:33:31 PM
TOO BAD
I thought it looked weird spelled as "Catagorey".
Fucking english language edumacate;
Quote from: Lawlz on February 02, 2008, 06:54:30 PM
why should you care what a beast with a phallus thinks
What the hell is with her nipples? ugly;
The luminescence of their skin disgusts me. I just can't get over how they...glow.
That's what it's for? I always just thought it was there for comfort (like it can be more stretched with it then without) and I just ignored it. Never used it once.
The only time I ever use that little hole is when I'm masturbating (if I'm actually wearing anything at the time), because jeans can hurt you if you just push them down a little when masturbating. When that zipper comes up and scrapes against you...ouch.
caterpie;
Quote from: Kaz on February 02, 2008, 07:35:11 PM
The only time I ever use that little hole is when I'm masturbating (if I'm actually wearing anything at the time), because jeans can hurt you if you just push them down a little when masturbating. When that zipper comes up and scrapes against you...ouch.
caterpie;
...you've tried?
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on February 02, 2008, 07:37:18 PM
...you've tried?
Well yeah, why wouldn't I? I'd pull them down just a little bit when doing it in my room if people are home, because I needed to be able to tuck it in and zip up quickly if someone barged into my room.
Much better to...wait, what am I talking about? The zipper can still hurt you if you use that hole.
Nevermind, I think I just imagined something that's never happened before.
ANYWAY, DISREGARDING MY OTHER POSTS IN THIS THREAD
Still, the only time I've used that handy little hole is masturbating, but now I remembered that I've only ever done that when wearing pajamas. Just easier than pulling them down to get the job done, I guess. Like earlier today.
I just pull them down.
I try using the pee hole sometimes but it's too hard and I give up.
I use the hole, but usually I can't get my big dick out.