I sent her a text saying "There were two snowmen in a field, and then one said "Funny, I smell carrots too" and she was all like "what, I don't get it" So I had to break it down doodthing;
ITT Easy jokes your friends don't get
well duh, she's a girl
But damn, surely no one can be that dumb
It took me a while, but I figured out that's because their noses ARE carrots. doodella;
Quote from: Bushybrow on January 24, 2008, 08:01:18 PM
But damn, surely no one can be that dumb
the joke sucks
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 24, 2008, 08:02:09 PM
the joke sucks
It's an easy joke to figure the answer out to though
Why do black people like to play basketball?
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QuoteBecause they like shooting and stealing
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Quote from: Captain Yesterday on January 24, 2008, 08:03:52 PM
Why do black people like to play basketball?
The story of my life
My girlfriend... Wait. doodhuh;
Plenty of people have trouble with this one:
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Quote from: ME86 on January 24, 2008, 08:05:51 PM
My girlfriend... Wait. doodhuh;
Yes?
Is it odd for a 13 year old to have a girlfriend?
it's because snowmen are usually white(if they aren't, don't touch that snow) and you're not so she got confused.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 24, 2008, 08:21:59 PM
it's because snowmen are usually white(if they aren't, don't touch that snow) and you're not so she got confused.
Do you ever make sense anymore?
i tried to think of a similar moment but all that came to mind was Lost
Quote from: Kaz on January 24, 2008, 08:46:28 PM
You forgot the "[:"
Or maybe you just remembered it.
lol
Quote from: Hyper on January 24, 2008, 08:31:05 PM
i tried to think of a similar moment but all that came to mind was Lost
You think too hard.
Quote from: Bushybrow on January 24, 2008, 08:00:20 PM
I sent her a text saying "There were two snowmen in a field, and then one said "Funny, I smell carrots too" and she was all like "what, I don't get it" So I had to break it down doodthing;
ITT Easy jokes your friends don't get
Are they smelling each other's noses? :(
maybe your girlfriend doesn't understand shitty jokes
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 25, 2008, 12:31:34 PM
Are they smelling each other's noses? :(
Please tell me your kidding.
Quote from: Doctor Octoganapus on January 25, 2008, 12:34:21 PM
Please tell me your kidding.
There's only two carrots on 2 snowmans.
WHAT OTHER CARROTS ARE THERE
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 25, 2008, 12:38:47 PM
There's only two carrots on 2 snowmans.
WHAT OTHER CARROTS ARE THERE
They're breathing through carrots, so they get the smell no matter what.
she didn't want to because you didn't bring a condom
Freaking stupid.
Quote from: Nyerp on January 25, 2008, 12:48:16 PM
she didn't want to because you didn't bring a condom
Shot not kids.