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Title: HOORAY
Post by: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 02:03:06 AM
The girl I like broke up with her boyfriend. doodella;

Just when I met the guy, too. doodella;

Aw man, am I great or what. doodella;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 23, 2008, 02:24:49 AM
Doesn't mean you're getting anything.

FACT: Women are inherently attracted to idiots. Unless you're completely and utterly retarded, she'll be sucking his phallus again in a week. :|
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 02:42:36 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 23, 2008, 02:24:49 AM
Doesn't mean you're getting anything.

FACT: Women are inherently attracted to idiots. Unless you're completely and utterly retarded, she'll be sucking his phallus again in a week. :|


nah she likes me

She's practically dumped me twice, but I'm persistent. doodella;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Selkie on January 23, 2008, 05:25:26 AM
make your move badass
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Cookie on January 23, 2008, 05:50:43 AM
When in doubt whip it out.
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Feynman on January 23, 2008, 10:34:17 AM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 02:42:36 AM
nah she likes me

She's practically dumped me twice, but I'm persistent. doodella;


FACT: Women are inherently attracted to idiots. Unless you're completely and utterly retarded, she'll be sucking his phallus again in a week.
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Daddy on January 23, 2008, 10:38:17 AM
I bet she has syphilis. OuO
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Feynman on January 23, 2008, 10:40:18 AM
Quote from: steal on January 23, 2008, 10:39:46 AM
That better not be you in your icon.


it is myface;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 12:45:07 PM
Quote from: steal on January 23, 2008, 10:41:31 AM
Good god, he's disgusting. myface;

Good luck. psyduck;


I took it very late at night. I look hideous in it, I know. doodthing;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Gin on January 23, 2008, 12:52:46 PM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 02:42:36 AM
nah she likes me

She's practically dumped me twice

I don't follow your logic there, care to explain?
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Hensa on January 23, 2008, 12:56:00 PM
just a tiny piece of advise.


um, i dont know how much she liked the guy she was with, but if she liked him to any good extent, i dont think the first thing she would want would be another boyfriend.

i mean, god.

giver some space, man.
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Selkie on January 23, 2008, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on January 23, 2008, 12:56:00 PM
just a tiny piece of advise.


um, i dont know how much she liked the guy she was with, but if she liked him to any good extent, i dont think the first thing she would want would be another boyfriend.

i mean, god.

giver some space, man.


Don't mind him, he's an amateur
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Hensa on January 23, 2008, 01:03:24 PM
Quote from: Selkie on January 23, 2008, 12:58:16 PM
Don't mind him, he's an amateur
looks like it.  doodthing;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 01:10:53 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on January 23, 2008, 12:56:00 PM
just a tiny piece of advise.


um, i dont know how much she liked the guy she was with, but if she liked him to any good extent, i dont think the first thing she would want would be another boyfriend.

i mean, god.

giver some space, man.


I know her better than you.
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Hensa on January 23, 2008, 01:17:27 PM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 01:10:53 PM
I know her better than you.
doodthing;
well.

ill bet you do.
but im a girl, and i know how id want to be treated as one.
but whatever,
sorry for placing a stereotype.  doodthing;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Nyerp on January 23, 2008, 01:18:48 PM
WHORAY you'll become her go-to guy for relationship problems!
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 01:37:54 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 23, 2008, 01:18:48 PM
WHORAY you'll become her go-to guy for relationship problems!


I already am, actually.
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 23, 2008, 03:36:35 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 23, 2008, 02:24:49 AM
Doesn't mean you're getting anything.

FACT: Women are inherently attracted to idiots. Unless you're completely and utterly retarded, she'll be sucking his phallus again in a week. :|


The above statement is true
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 23, 2008, 03:38:17 PM
TEN SPEED  baddood;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Nyerp on January 23, 2008, 06:19:37 PM
Quote from: One Man Freak Show on January 23, 2008, 01:37:54 PM
I already am, actually.

then you're fucked
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: caponehollywood on January 23, 2008, 07:16:05 PM
Wait I have a question, how did she practically dump you twice?
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Placebo Headwound on January 23, 2008, 07:21:56 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 23, 2008, 02:24:49 AM
Doesn't mean you're getting anything.

FACT: Women are inherently attracted to idiots. Unless you're completely and utterly retarded, she'll be sucking his phallus again in a week. :|
I thought they were inherently attracted to assholes. baddood;
Title: Re: HOORAY
Post by: Squirtlejazz on January 23, 2008, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 23, 2008, 06:19:37 PM
then you're fucked
Not in the sexually pleasing way though.