So I'm kinda watching T.V. and posting here at the same time, and while I was making a post, a commercial for BK came on. All I heard was two guys saying,
First guy: "My hands are too small for all that meat."
Second guy: "Oh, you want me to hold it for you."
I thought the worst, then I just realized it was a guy with small hands eating a shitty cheeseburger. Anyone have a moment similar to this?
My mind is in my head, not the gutter sir baddood;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 22, 2008, 07:06:47 PM
My mind is in my head, not the gutter sir baddood;
Same here, man. Same here.
lulz and yeah I was watching a Viagra commercial and all I heard was "Ask you doctor if you are safe enough for sex."
As a child with issues and going through puberty
I'd say ya, I have :(
Protip:
If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your girlfriend, not your doctor.
Quote from: Elep on January 23, 2008, 02:25:00 PM
Protip:
If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your girlfriend, not your doctor.
If I had an erection lasting that long I'd see how many times I could ejaculate before my testicles imploded.
Quote from: Elep on January 23, 2008, 02:25:00 PM
Protip:
If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call your girlfriend, not your doctor.
Then your blood vessels burst and your penis undergoes necrosis.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 23, 2008, 02:26:22 PM
Then your blood vessels burst and your penis undergoes necrosis.
I don't know what you just said, but regardless: ugly;
Quote from: Elep on January 23, 2008, 02:27:05 PM
I don't know what you just said, but regardless: ugly;
Your penis rots, dies, and falls off.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 23, 2008, 02:28:04 PM
Your penis rots, dies, and falls off.
That sounds pleasant.