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Title: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: caponehollywood on January 22, 2008, 05:03:00 PM
So some girl told me she wanted to hook up with me and she's pretty hot eventhough she's a ginger.

Problem is, I don't know how to hook up well and this is a chance for me to get a BJ.

Help is requested.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Daddy on January 22, 2008, 05:05:47 PM
Doesn't the term "hook up" just refer to the casual sex in a relationship that isn't really intimate?

I don't think we can help you get better at sex.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Squirtlejazz on January 22, 2008, 05:06:17 PM
Don't go in expecting a BJ. Most of the females I have talked to that have given one say it is somewhat awkward, and is kinda nasty in their opinion. If she wants to then thats great for you.
I am assuming you've made out before?
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: caponehollywood on January 22, 2008, 05:06:53 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 22, 2008, 05:05:47 PM
Doesn't the term "hook up" just refer to the casual sex in a relationship that isn't really intimate?

I don't think we can help you get better at sex.

No I'm talking about like kissing.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Daddy on January 22, 2008, 05:08:26 PM
Quote from: Doctor Octoganapus on January 22, 2008, 05:06:53 PM
No I'm talking about like kissing.
Oh, I can't explain then.


Just go with it.  It works for me.  baddood;
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: caponehollywood on January 22, 2008, 05:09:42 PM
Quote from: Squirtlejazz on January 22, 2008, 05:06:17 PM
Don't go in expecting a BJ. Most of the females I have talked to that have given one say it is somewhat awkward, and is kinda nasty in their opinion. If she wants to then thats great for you.
I am assuming you've made out before?

No. crai;

She said she would though.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Squirtlejazz on January 22, 2008, 05:11:23 PM
Quote from: Doctor Octoganapus on January 22, 2008, 05:09:42 PM
No. crai;

She said she would though.
Are you like 13?
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: caponehollywood on January 22, 2008, 05:11:48 PM
Quote from: Squirtlejazz on January 22, 2008, 05:11:23 PM
Are you like 13?

14. caterpie;
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Squirtlejazz on January 22, 2008, 05:14:38 PM
Quote from: Doctor Octoganapus on January 22, 2008, 05:11:48 PM
14. caterpie;
Lol. Alright, well I haven't been blown and I'm almost 16. So idk. Go with the flow...? Thats the best recommendation.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: caponehollywood on January 22, 2008, 05:16:13 PM
Quote from: Squirtlejazz on January 22, 2008, 05:14:38 PM
Lol. Alright, well I haven't been blown and I'm almost 16. So idk. Go with the flow...? Thats the best recommendation.

If that's what I must do, then I guess I will. Hopefully I won't fuck something up like I usually do.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Snorkel on January 22, 2008, 05:37:01 PM
Quote from: Doctor Octoganapus on January 22, 2008, 05:16:13 PM
If that's what I must do, then I guess I will. Hopefully I won't fuck something up like I usually do.


I would do that. It'll help you a lot in the long run if you just sort of throw your conventional "doing naughty things with people you don't love" notions aside. Take risks.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Daddy on January 22, 2008, 05:37:46 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on January 22, 2008, 05:37:01 PM
I would do that. It'll help you a lot in the long run if you just sort of throw your conventional "doing naughty things with people you don't love" notions aside. Take risks.
except for one risk


use a condom
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: caponehollywood on January 22, 2008, 06:11:09 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 22, 2008, 05:37:46 PM
except for one risk


use a condom

But of course.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Selkie on January 22, 2008, 06:29:32 PM
you pussy go out there and take it like a man  baddood;
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: caponehollywood on January 22, 2008, 06:30:41 PM
Quote from: Selkie on January 22, 2008, 06:29:32 PM
you pussy go out there and take it like a man  baddood;

ok jesh i waz just asin for an opinon
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 22, 2008, 07:30:44 PM
Wow, from your avatar I thought you were a lesbian =0
I doubt you're gonna get blown.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Daddy on January 22, 2008, 07:33:44 PM
Quote from: jedi porn tricks on January 22, 2008, 07:30:44 PM
Wow, from your avatar I thought you were a lesbian =0
I doubt you're gonna get blown.
Huh?  I don't see the connection between lesbians and Bon Jovi.
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: YPrrrr on January 22, 2008, 07:36:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 22, 2008, 07:33:44 PM
Huh?  I don't see the connection between lesbians and Bon Jovi.
http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Title27GT on January 22, 2008, 07:37:08 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 22, 2008, 05:08:26 PM
Oh, I can't explain then.


Just go with it.  It works for me.  baddood;
I bet
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 22, 2008, 07:39:03 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 22, 2008, 07:33:44 PM
Huh?  I don't see the connection between lesbians and Bon Jovi.
I dunno he just seems like an old lesbian to me.
Anywho, here are some more men who look like lesbians http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html
lulz
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 22, 2008, 07:39:55 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 22, 2008, 07:36:34 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html
You beat me to it :(
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 22, 2008, 07:40:22 PM
just don't do it so that the kids that prize virginity and hate little whores get some decent women later on
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: YPrrrr on January 22, 2008, 07:40:32 PM
Quote from: jedi porn tricks on January 22, 2008, 07:39:03 PM
I dunno he just seems like an old lesbian to me.
Anywho, here are some more men who look like lesbians http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html
lulz
beat you to it
Quote from: jedi porn tricks on January 22, 2008, 07:39:55 PM
You beat me to it :(
yup
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Daddy on January 22, 2008, 07:40:51 PM
Quote from: Title on January 22, 2008, 07:37:08 PM
I bet
so how is that sticking penis tips in girls and calling it sex going?


Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 22, 2008, 07:43:17 PM
lulz here's another funny one http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Daddy on January 22, 2008, 07:47:28 PM
Quote from: jedi porn tricks on January 22, 2008, 07:43:17 PM
lulz here's another funny one http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html
I was going to insult you until I saw "There's A Black Man In My Wife's Ass"
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: CHAOS66 on January 22, 2008, 07:48:32 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 22, 2008, 07:47:28 PM
I was going to insult you until I saw "There's A Black Man In My Wife's Ass"
LOL
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Title27GT on January 22, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 22, 2008, 07:40:51 PM
so how is that sticking penis tips in girls and calling it sex going?



pretty good 6 months ago
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Bushy on January 22, 2008, 07:52:17 PM
srsly?
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Daddy on January 22, 2008, 07:52:54 PM
Quote from: Title on January 22, 2008, 07:51:51 PM
pretty good 6 months ago
cool
Title: Re: A PROBLEM ARISES
Post by: Samus Aran on January 23, 2008, 10:47:29 AM
Quote from: jedi porn tricks on January 22, 2008, 07:43:17 PM
lulz here's another funny one http://www.cracked.com/article_15830_15-most-sexually-unappealing-porn-titles.html


I've actually seen a clip of "Edward Penishands." Hilarious shit.