I went to sunday school, and before taking a stupid exam, the teacher asks "Where were you the last two weeks?" I responded by saying "uh last week dentist and the week before that grandparents came from their pilgramage" and the guy just goes "I wasn't born yesterday." The next week, I came in with a note from my dentist and my grandparents' plane ticket receipts. The idiot just went "... oh..." and I said "Don't be so quick to think people are lying. Lying is forbidden by God." lol threw in god for the hell of it
FUCKING IDIOT
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
God doesn't exist.
FUCKING IDIOT.
But my French teacher always makes up French stereotypes when she can't explain something. Also, she thinks she understands science and anatomy and all that baloney well and says brain cells never regenerate and some other wackass boooolshit.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 21, 2008, 04:38:46 PM
God doesn't exist.
I threw it in to make him think. baddood;
I help my study hall teacher open up MS Paint.
This hot guy likes to turn my book bag inside out. :(
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 21, 2008, 04:53:57 PM
I help my study hall teacher open up MS Paint.
This hot guy likes to turn my book bag inside out. :(
:( He wants to be inside you
Quote from: Captain Yesterday on January 21, 2008, 04:56:27 PM
:( He wants to be inside you
how can he be pale and pretty at the same time :(
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 21, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
how can he be pale and pretty at the same time :(
You dont have to be tan to be pretty. baddood;
Quote from: Clucky et al. on January 21, 2008, 04:58:31 PM
how can he be pale and pretty at the same time :(
i already told you that he's gay
Quote from: JMV290 on January 21, 2008, 05:05:51 PM
i already told you that he's gay
Why do you say this? befuddlement
Quote from: Dipshatted on January 21, 2008, 05:06:36 PM
Why do you say this? befuddlement
he doesnt respond correctly when clucky touched his ass with her foot.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 21, 2008, 05:08:12 PM
he doesnt respond correctly when clucky touched his ass with her foot.
What does he do?
Quote from: Dipshatted on January 21, 2008, 05:14:07 PM
lol.
What do you mean?
How could one NOT like it when clucky touches their buttocks and still be straight?
Clucky, post a picture of him.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 21, 2008, 05:15:42 PM
How could one NOT like it when clucky touches their buttocks and still be straight?
He says he doesnt like it?
Quote from: ME86 on January 21, 2008, 05:16:20 PM
Clucky, post a picture of him.
Yes clucky do it, you breastless whore.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 21, 2008, 05:15:42 PM
How could one NOT like it when clucky touches their buttocks and still be straight?
maybe he was shy and didnt know what to do :(
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on January 21, 2008, 05:18:17 PM
maybe he was shy and didnt know what to do :(
you are gay shut up.
My teacher spelt adidas wrong and when I told her she did, she said "Would you like to teach my class?" And I said okay cool and she shut up. doodthing;
My brother's history teacher told his class that "Mein Kampf" meant "My Camp". Apparently she got embarrased and to save face after he told her that it really meant "My Struggle".
Last year, my English teacher said Nietzsche was a proponent of "annihilism", but she handled it well and admitted to her mistake when I told her it was actually nihilism.
Quote from: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 05:45:37 PM
My brother's history teacher told his class that "Mein Kampf" meant "My Camp". Apparently she got embarrased and to save face after he told her that it really meant "My Struggle".
Last year, my English teacher said Nietzsche was a proponent of "annihilism", but she handled it well and admitted to her mistake when I told her it was actually nihilism.
How does a history teacher fuck up Mein Kampf... that's pretty sad
My math teacher is retarded.
We'll be working out of the book, and she'll have the answers, and i'll say its wrong ("omg its sposed to bee negtiv", or "yu forgetz teh decimul") and she'll actually sit there and work it out again, just to make sure...
:D
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 21, 2008, 05:49:10 PM
How does a history teacher fuck up Mein Kampf... that's pretty sad
Eh, not everyone cares about Hitler and WWII?
Quote from: M!ppo on January 21, 2008, 05:49:52 PM
Eh, not everyone cares about Hitler and WWII?
She's a history teacher. A
history teacher.
Quote from: M!ppo on January 21, 2008, 05:49:14 PM
My math teacher is retarded.
We'll be working out of the book, and she'll have the answers, and i'll say its wrong ("omg its sposed to bee negtiv", or "yu forgetz teh decimul") and she'll actually sit there and work it out again, just to make sure...
:D
I find it kind of annoying when you use horrible grammar when you quote someone all the time. befuddlement
Like one times he was like "omg liek ur rong liek rly"
Quote from: Dahlia on January 21, 2008, 05:52:23 PM
I find it kind of annoying when you use horrible grammar when you quote someone all the time. befuddlement
Like one times he was like "omg liek ur rong liek rly"
I find it kind of annoying when he posts anything whatsoever.
But remember when he posted like this...
At least he stopped doing that...
D:
Quote from: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 05:51:07 PM
She's a history teacher. A history teacher.
I see your point. I was going to say :not everyone knows german", but it doesn't apply.
My Science teacher was speaking in strings of spanish one day because of this one immigrant kid who doesn't speak english.
She said something like "Silencio Por Favor Donde Estas"
And I was like "You just said Silence Please where is" and she said "No I didn't" then this other hispanic kid in class said "Yeah, you did" and she said "oh" and carried on while the class laughed
Bitches don't know bout my bilingualism
My digital photography teacher was like, we have 10 minutes of class left, lets get to work, and I was like, "Um.... We have 45 minutes left" because we really did, and he honestly told me to "Shut up" in front of the whole class. I was lolling.