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Title: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 20, 2008, 10:58:13 PM
Then what Boyages have we completed? What Boyages lie in store for us? Are we avid adventurers or casual ones? Do we Boyage in a heroic manner or do we do it out of greed? If we plunder, what do we plunder? If we kill, who do we kill? What is our purpose? Where are we going?

...what's this grand Boyage we're on now?
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2008, 11:01:09 PM
lawlz and i should still be going on ours
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 20, 2008, 11:03:23 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 20, 2008, 11:01:09 PM
lawlz and i should still be going on ours


Indeed, and if I do recall, I was included in this as well.

But since Lawlz hates me now, I guess I won't.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 20, 2008, 11:04:42 PM
WE ARE THE PLUNDERERS AND PILFERERS OF ROME; WE ARE THE RAPERS OF WOMEN AND GENERALS OF A CHILDREN'S ARMY--WE ARE BOYAGERS.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 20, 2008, 11:07:53 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 20, 2008, 11:04:42 PM
WE ARE THE PLUNDERERS AND PILFERERS OF ROME; WE ARE THE RAPERS OF WOMEN AND GENERALS OF A CHILDREN'S ARMY--WE ARE BOYAGERS.


Is that so? I don't recall doing any of those things.

We're doing a pretty bad job of living up to our name.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 20, 2008, 11:15:33 PM
Why does Lawlz look 12.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 20, 2008, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Captain Yesterday on January 20, 2008, 11:15:33 PM
Why does Lawlz look 12.


It's not like I look my age either.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Houdini on January 20, 2008, 11:16:17 PM
Quote from: Captain Yesterday on January 20, 2008, 11:15:33 PM
Why does Lawlz look 12.
Because he's 12 at heart.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2008, 11:17:11 PM
Do they make penis oil?
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 20, 2008, 11:19:52 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 20, 2008, 11:17:11 PM
Do they make penis oil?


Perhaps you should ask a source more knowledgeable in the art of phallus accessories.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Daddy on January 20, 2008, 11:22:42 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 20, 2008, 11:19:52 PM
Perhaps you should ask a source more knowledgeable in the art of phallus accessories.
I would imagine it would be made from the sweat from the area where the flaccid penis shaft rests on the scrotum.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 20, 2008, 11:26:40 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 20, 2008, 11:22:42 PM
I would imagine it would be made from the sweat from the area where the flaccid penis shaft rests on the scrotum.


Oh, I see. I was mistaken. I discerned from your post a sort of oil that was to be applied to the penis rather than drawn from it. After all, such a substance could similarly be dubbed "penis oil," could it not?

Regardless, I doubt there is much use for your idea of penis oil.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 20, 2008, 11:40:21 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 20, 2008, 11:07:53 PM
Is that so? I don't recall doing any of those things.

We're doing a pretty bad job of living up to our name.
Because you were just a filthy mod when we went on those escapades.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 20, 2008, 11:41:20 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 20, 2008, 11:40:21 PM
Because you were just a filthy mod when we went on those escapades.


Oh. Have I really forgotten all my memories from when I was a mod?
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: One Man Freak Show on January 20, 2008, 11:56:47 PM
I kill puppies.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Sam on January 21, 2008, 12:54:05 AM
Quote from: Houdini on January 20, 2008, 11:16:17 PM
Because he's 12 at heart.

and below the belt if you know what i mean oh burn


just kidding lawlz. :)
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 21, 2008, 12:54:41 AM
Quote from: samsam on January 21, 2008, 12:54:05 AM
and below the waist if you know what i mean oh burn


just kidding lawlz. :)
exchange my itty bits for yours :)
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Sam on January 21, 2008, 12:55:28 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 21, 2008, 12:54:41 AM
exchange my itty bits for yours :)

ew no sicko
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 21, 2008, 12:57:27 AM
Quote from: samsam on January 21, 2008, 12:55:28 AM
ew no sicko
what you don't want a penis
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Sam on January 21, 2008, 12:59:08 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 21, 2008, 12:57:27 AM
what you don't want a penis

not urs

Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 21, 2008, 12:59:49 AM
Quote from: samsam on January 21, 2008, 12:59:08 AM
not urs


then show me yours
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 01:51:41 AM
Like I said...
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 21, 2008, 01:53:06 AM
Quote from: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 01:51:41 AM
Like I said...
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course."
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 21, 2008, 12:24:41 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 20, 2008, 11:04:42 PM
WE ARE THE PLUNDERERS AND PILFERERS OF ROME; WE ARE THE RAPERS OF WOMEN AND GENERALS OF A CHILDREN'S ARMY--WE ARE BOYAGERS.


I read that as "PAPERS OF WOMEN" lawl
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: YPrrrr on January 21, 2008, 12:31:27 PM
I Boyage all over the world for knowledge and understanding v;
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 12:43:38 PM
idk but i just got up and went to the fridge and got a string cheese

does that count as a boyage?
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 21, 2008, 12:44:55 PM
Quote from: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 12:43:38 PM
idk but i just got up and went to the fridge and got a string cheese

does that count as a boyage?


No way, I just went to the fridge and got a Taco Bueno burrito!
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Samus Aran on January 21, 2008, 12:45:26 PM
Quote from: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 12:43:38 PM
idk but i just got up and went to the fridge and got a string cheese

does that count as a boyage?


Perhaps.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 21, 2008, 12:48:12 PM
I took a Boyage on over to the bathroom. goonish
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 12:49:09 PM
Quote from: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 12:43:38 PM
idk but i just got up and went to the fridge and got a string cheese

does that count as a boyage?
Did you learn anything from the experience?
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
Quote from: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 12:49:09 PM
Did you learn anything from the experience?


yes.

Do not go near the second tile from the cabinet, third row across. It creeks like the most foul and sinister of beasts.
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 01:08:52 PM
Quote from: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
yes.

Do not go near the second tile from the cabinet, third row across. It creeks like the most foul and sinister of beasts.
But did you learn anything about yourself?
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 01:13:24 PM
Quote from: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 01:08:52 PM
But did you learn anything about yourself?


Yes.

I will never be satisfied. I will always crave more. And when the package empties, when the time comes, I will be lost....
Title: Re: If we are truly "Boyagers"
Post by: Houdini on January 21, 2008, 01:14:28 PM
Quote from: Selkie on January 21, 2008, 01:13:24 PM
Yes.

I will never be satisfied. I will always crave more. And when the package empties, when the time comes, I will be lost....

Then you have embarked on your first Boyage.