For some reason, I still remember April Fool's day in 5th grade. Some dumb kids had one of those fart machine things, and a fat girl walks into the class after coming back from the bathroom, takes a seat, and the fart machine goes off. She stands up, walks up to the substitute teacher (although our actual teacher was there, he just left to get something), and says "Can I go kill myself?"
idort
Not exactly funny or amazing or anything, but for some reason I still remember it. doodthing;
My Kindergarten teacher got me in trouble because I was cleaning up the legos. I found it easier to stack the legos and drop them in all a the same time instead of picking one up and dropping it in one at a time. My teacher got me in trouble for it.
Quote from: reefer on January 15, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
My Kindergarten teacher got me in trouble because I was cleaning the legos. I found it easier to stack the legos and drop them in all a the same time instead of picking one up and dropping it in one at a time. My teacher got me in trouble for it.
What the fuck?
You should've kicked that bitch in the vag. :|
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 04:57:57 PM
What the fuck?
You should've kicked that bitch in the vag. :|
i kicked a girl in the vagina once
I got pissed off at Molly Fischer in my kindergarten class because our workbook had the word "zoo" and I knew what the word was and Mrs. Kidder should've called on me but no she called on that little bitch Molly who was sitting right next to me and god damn it she knew it was "zoo" too and told Mrs. Kidder it was "zoo" when she asked and got the question right and god damn it I'll never forgive her for that.
When I had a bag of Marshmallows, and I promised to give one to some girl the next day. And I didn't. So we had a silly conversation about it in 7th grade (I'm now in 10th). And I happen to see her one day, and I have some marshmallows. I'll give her one. I'm so nice. caterpie;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 15, 2008, 05:00:21 PM
what happened
got sent to the principal's office and got left back a year. |:
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on January 15, 2008, 04:59:02 PM
i kicked a girl in the vagina once
How do you kick something internal? Does the foot go in or something? ugly;
Quote from: Kaz on January 15, 2008, 04:59:59 PM
I got pissed off at Molly Fischer in my kindergarten class because our workbook had the word "zoo" and I knew what the word was and Mrs. Kidder should've called on me but no she called on that little bitch Molly who was sitting right next to me and god damn it she knew it was "zoo" too and told Mrs. Kidder it was "zoo" when she asked and got the question right and god damn it I'll never forgive her for that.
Reminds me of the time we were looking for "-um" words, and Mrs. Santini picked the kid next to me to say "gum", which I wanted to say so badly. cry;
My mother dropped the lasagna when I was about 4 years old and threw it out to the birds.
Quote from: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 05:03:15 PM
How do you kick something internal? Does the foot go in or something? ugly;
um thats like asking if you can get punched in the mouth
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on January 15, 2008, 05:02:53 PM
got sent to the principal's office and got left back a year. |:
a girl kicked me in the balls and got promoted :
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Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 05:04:25 PM
um thats like asking if you can get punched in the mouth
That's because you punch the lip, not the mouth magician;
Also, I remember the day my older brother got his first car. I was only around 2-3, and I remember watching it through the window being towed into the driveway. It was white, and my brother didn't want to drive it for some reason. powerofone;
Quote from: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 05:05:50 PM
That's because you punch the lip, not the mouth magician;
That answers your question. badass
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 15, 2008, 05:05:07 PM
a girl kicked me in the balls and got promoted :|
sexist nigger
s baddood;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 15, 2008, 05:05:07 PM
a girl kicked me in the balls and got promoted :|
promoted to what
bitch??
In 2nd Grade I went to sit down and someone pulled the chair out from under me, but I guess that is memorable.
When I was accused of cheating in 3rd Grade I rolled my eyes at the teacher and let out a massive sigh. baddood;
Everything. I can remember really obscure details about meaningless things.
lol
I remember mostly everything so I will try to pick the one most would be least likely to remember...
One day in kindergarten I fell backwards and couldn't get up because my back pack was so heavy.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 05:12:29 PM
Everything. I can remember really obscure details about meaningless things.
Example? badass
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 05:09:12 PM
promoted to what
bitch??
No, captain of the shitty cheerleading team back in elementary school
Quote from: Ronald Rollins on January 15, 2008, 05:07:51 PM
sexist niggers baddood;
I kno srsly
Quote from: Dahlia on January 15, 2008, 05:11:44 PM
In 2nd Grade I went to sit down and someone pulled the chair out from under me, but I guess that is memorable.
When I was accused of cheating in 3rd Grade I rolled my eyes at the teacher and let out a massive sigh. baddood;
Oh now it's coming back to me. I made a big thud when I hit the ground and this fat girl called me fatty. I wish I could go back in time and yell at her. I was like 49 pounds in 2nd Grade.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 15, 2008, 05:14:02 PM
No, captain of the shitty cheerleading team back in elementary schoolI kno srsly
wtf An elementary cheerleading team. What did your school have for them to cheer?
Quote from: Trini on January 15, 2008, 05:16:15 PM
wtf An elementary cheerleading team. What did your school have for them to cheer?
Basketball
Quote from: Selkie on January 15, 2008, 05:13:11 PM
I remember mostly everything so I will try to pick the one most would be least likely to remember...
One day in kindergarten I fell backwards and couldn't get up because my back pack was so heavy.
lmao
o lawd i lol'd
I bent over to pick something up with my backpack on, and the weight of it sent my forehead into the floor. This was in 5th grade. badass
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 05:20:01 PM
lmao
o lawd i lol'd
I bent over to pick something up with my backpack on, and the weight of it sent my forehead into the floor. badass
lol that's happened to me before too magician;
When I was about four years old, a swarm of bats came out of a tree and started flying toward me and my cousins.
God only knows why I remember that, it wasn't exactly traumatizing.
Just out of the ordinary.
the first time i got in trouble in kindergarten
some kids were fighting over a ruler, i took no part in it! gonk;
i had to take my apple down from the tree and i cried edumacate;
the teachers were just standing there smiling befuddlement
also in kindergarten when we had to draw a nutcracker i didn't know what to do so some nice retard girl drew one for me :0)
in 2nd or 3rd grade i remember having a fake marriage with some mexican girl who was my friend...i might have kissed her on the cheek? in class to celebrate my teacher gave us laffy taffy. sweat; also one day an asian girl i liked couldn't get into her house so she came over to my house and watched me play donkey kong country 3 :)
in 7th grade my social studies teacher told us her story about how when she was in college a man proposed to her and in the same night had a seizure in his sleep and died...i was like gonk;
i have so many stories...i love life wub;
but i guess there is a reason to remember all those things
so here's one that's stupid
i remember counting leaves that were painted on a wall...there were 34, 17 on each side baddood;
I still remember playing with a frisbee at my dad's company picnic when I was two years old. psyduck;
I also remember playing with my baby brother a lot when I was five. And I remember having a dream that i found a half dollar coin when I was six.
And there are so many other things i remember, too.
i just gave my life story befuddlement
In kindergarten, I beat up a kid who said I had girl pants. Also, this one kid brought 5 dollars to school and showed the bill off to everyone. I found it on the floor later that day and took it. Then, when I got home, my mom asked me where I got that money and I said he gave it to me. She made me take it back and apologize. edumacate;
Quote from: Nyerp on January 15, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
the first time i got in trouble in kindergarten
some kids were fighting over a ruler, i took no part in it! gonk;
i had to take my apple down from the tree and i cried edumacate;
the teachers were just standing there smiling befuddlement
lol
Quote from: XYZ on January 15, 2008, 07:57:04 PM
In kindergarten, I beat up a kid who said I had girl pants.
double lol
Quote from: steal on January 15, 2008, 08:14:51 PM
When I was in first grade, this decrepit old bitch Mrs. Tamagni sent my friend outside and said "IF YOU SAY RETARDED ONE MORE TIME I'M SENDING YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE", and I said "What's so bad about saying retired? My uncle's retired".
I didn't realize that she had actually said retarded, or what retarded even meant, until like 3rd grade. befuddlement
I think this may just be the greatest thread in existence. baddood;
I remember this dream I had when I was 4 about being in a grocery store while a giant orange pickle ran rampant.
I remember this one time in 7th grade, we were taking a test and i let loose a big loud fart.
Everyone laughed for 5 minutes.
Quote from: XYZ on January 15, 2008, 07:57:04 PM
In kindergarten, I beat up a kid who said I had girl pants. Also, this one kid brought 5 dollars to school and showed the bill off to everyone. I found it on the floor later that day and took it. Then, when I got home, my mom asked me where I got that money and I said he gave it to me. She made me take it back and apologize. edumacate;
I punched a kid in the face when I was in kindergarten and broke his glasses. powerofone;
Now, that kid just happens to be one of my friends. His name is Nick and he's still a bit of a nerd but he's also a total druggie.
Quote from: Kaz on January 16, 2008, 03:36:25 PM
I punched a kid in the face when I was in kindergarten and broke his glasses. powerofone;
Now, that kid just happens to be one of my friends. His name is Nick and he's still a bit of a nerd but he's also a total druggie.
Pothead?
Riding my bycicle all around my house. I dont even know how i remember since i was like 4.
I had this scary dream where i was in a chess board and i was in the middle of it but could not get out because there were spiky bushes all around it.
Never ever winning anything.
Watching porn with my friends and cousins.
The time one of my friends showed me his penis.(WTF?!)
Crying for my mom when she went to work.lol
I somehow left my house at like 6 in the morning when I was 5. And I ran back home screaming, because I thought bugs were chasing me. They were actually just kinda hanging around though. And then my dad whooped my ass. goonish
Crying when my mom dropped me off at school in 1st grade.
I can still name all the kids in my 2nd grade class.
Being called the smartest 6th grader in the school when I was in 5th grade. Hax?
I remember I would always walk onto the fire escape to look at the view and scared the crap out of the babysitter when I was 3. befuddlement
In pre-school I set up a butchery shop using blocks... We set up a town during "free time" where each kid had a store that people could pretend to shop at. The teacher suggested that I use my blocks to help one of the kids who was shopping set up a shop.
I found out later that the teacher was a vegetarian.
When I was about four, my parents gave me a little bunny made out of sugar on Easter. Neither me or my brother could figure out what it was made of because we were retarded, so for some reason I said "Maybe it's Easter fuck". I didn't even know fuck was a word; it just looked like Easter fuck to me.
Anyways, my mom pretty much exploded and made me go to my room. I think my grandparents were there, too.
I remember a dream I had when I was 4 involving big bird biting my nose off.
It hurt like hell too.
In preschool, there was this fat girl named Sarah who was obsessed with me, and one day I had to miss recess because I kept talking too loud during playtime (befuddlement). She was like, "BUT WHY CAN'T AMY COME TO RECESS?"
i remember these indian girls me and my brother called fat becky & sarah
we would go to their house and watch sailor moon and DBZ
becky played FFVII one time befuddlement
one day they came to my house while i was shitting gonk;
Quote from: Nyerp on January 16, 2008, 07:01:51 PM
i remember these indian girls me and my brother called fat becky & sarah
we would go to their house and watch sailor moon and DBZ
becky played FFVII one time befuddlement
one day they came to my house while i was shitting gonk;
I hate knowing a friend will come over, because I'm always afraid they'll knock when I'm on the toilet.
Quote from: Geno on January 16, 2008, 05:30:44 PM
I remember a dream I had when I was 4 involving big bird biting my nose off.
It hurt like hell too.
That reminds me...
I was eating my ice cream in my doorstep. And one of these came up and stole it.
[spoiler](http://www.birdersworld.com/brd/objects/images/sandhillcranes_300.jpg)[/spoiler]
It was a vanilla in a cone with Oreo crumbles on top. Pure deliciousness, taken away from me. edumacate;
entonces, mi mapache es en mi pantalones y digo 'hola'
Quote from: Lawlz on January 16, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
I hate knowing a friend will come over, because I'm always afraid they'll knock when I'm on the toilet.
yeah, but i didn't know
no fair warning, not cool wry
My mother beat me with a wooden spoon for getting late to church then hit me again since I was crying.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on January 16, 2008, 07:10:30 PM
My mother beat me with a wooden spoon for getting late to church then hit me again since I was crying.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Quote from: Lawlz on January 16, 2008, 07:11:37 PM
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
Exactly. lol
That was when I was forced to go to church around age 9.
Oh, and when my sister beat me up for destroying her barbies. baddood;
Quote from: WrenchNinja on January 16, 2008, 07:10:30 PM
My mother beat me with a wooden spoon for getting late to church then hit me again since I was crying.
Some lady hit me in the back of the head for talking to my friend in church when I was like 6.
I spitted on a gurl in preschool.
Quote from: Lawlz on January 16, 2008, 07:02:35 PM
I hate knowing a friend will come over, because I'm always afraid they'll knock when I'm on the toilet.
I'm always afraid someone will call while I'm taking a shower.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 16, 2008, 07:15:43 PM
Some lady hit me in the back of the head for talking to my friend in church when I was like 6.
And you didn't know her?
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 17, 2008, 01:17:42 PM
I'm always afraid someone will call while I'm taking a shower.
Dat reminds me
One day I was at my friends house and I like knocked on the bathroom door, I waited a bit and noone was in thar, so I went in, wul, hot gurl I like was in thar, came through her room silently into the batroom, /embarasssment.
In church i poked a ladies butt once.lol
I dont even know why i did it, i guess i was just bored.
I accidentally walked into the girls bathroom in Germany when I was 5.
They need to put the little man guy on the doors. gonk;
Quote from: Nox on January 17, 2008, 02:56:28 PM
I accidentally walked into the girls bathroom in Germany when I was 5.
They need to put the little man guy on the doors. gonk;
What did the sign say? befuddlement
I used to take a shit and drive a toy car over it spreading the waste everywhere. In the house. On the carpet.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 17, 2008, 03:56:01 PM
I used to take a shit and drive a toy car over it spreading the waste everywhere. In the house. On the carpet.
Ewww, didnt your parents do anything?
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 17, 2008, 03:56:01 PM
I used to take a shit and drive a toy car over it spreading the waste everywhere. In the house. On the carpet.
Thats dirty!
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 17, 2008, 02:57:03 PM
What did the sign say? befuddlement
I guess women in German. I don't remember.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 17, 2008, 03:56:01 PM
I used to take a shit and drive a toy car over it spreading the waste everywhere. In the house. On the carpet.
lmao
While that is something you'd remember for a reason (it's bizarre), I'll let it slide. caterpie;
Quote from: Aitor on January 17, 2008, 03:59:17 PM
Ewww, didnt your parents do anything?
No, they weren't really upset with the fact that the whole house was covered in shit.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 17, 2008, 04:47:10 PM
No, they weren't really upset with the fact that the whole house was covered in shit.
Are you serious?
Is this a middle eastern tradition or something?
Quote from: Aitor on January 17, 2008, 04:49:04 PM
Are you serious?
Is this a middle eastern tradition or something?
holy fuck
Quote from: Aitor on January 17, 2008, 04:49:04 PM
Are you serious?
Is this a middle eastern tradition or something?
Yes, all the middle-eastern children must spread their shit all over the house at least once. It cleanses the soul.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 17, 2008, 04:56:09 PM
Yes, all the middle-eastern children must spread their shit all over the house at least once.
lol.
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 17, 2008, 03:56:01 PM
I used to take a shit and drive a toy car over it spreading the waste everywhere. In the house. On the carpet.
oh my god that's AWESOME
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 17, 2008, 03:56:01 PM
I used to take a shit and drive a toy car over it spreading the waste everywhere. In the house. On the carpet.
they probably didn't even notice
i remember gnawing on the railing of my crib at my grandmas house. doodthing;
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on January 22, 2008, 07:39:47 AM
i remember gnawing on the railing of my crib at my grandmas house. doodthing;
I remember eating books when I was 3-ish. doodthing;
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 22, 2008, 07:42:18 AM
I remember eating books when I was 3-ish. doodthing;
AWWWWWW!
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on January 22, 2008, 07:47:41 AM
AWWWWWW!
My mom even saved one of the ones I chewed on. A big, round piece is missing from it. doodella;
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 22, 2008, 07:49:49 AM
My mom even saved one of the ones I chewed on. A big, round piece is missing from it. doodella;
goddamn, son. she shoulda fed you doodthing;