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Title: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 04:35:53 PM
[07:19] clucky: y is i jmv's desire
[07:24] lawlzos: because he's ugly and can never have a woman
[07:26] lawlzos: whereas im decent looking and can't have a woman because i ahte them all


How much contact have you had with a woman?  I believe you're the ugly horse faced twat who is so insecure about his looks that even Lozal (sorry lozal) is more comfortable than her appearance.  Your teeth could not be more fucking huge, your eyes are like a horse who had just grazed on some cannabis, your hair is your only redeeming quality and it looks like a dog was shedding and you threw that shit up on your head.

Your personality is reminiscent of the fat nerd who truly believes he is popular yet is the most despised person in school(kind of like your position here).  Your attempts at being "different" are laughable mockeries of the played out nonconformity of sXefags like gcf. 

Lawlz thinks the reason he can't get any action is because "he hates them", the reality is that he expects the impossible from a female, and the closest thing he had to a relationship ended because the girl wanted to get back with her ex.   I find it sad that even I had gotten more action than Lawlz by the time I had reached 11 years of age whereas he is almost 17 and the closest he got to action was pestering a 13 year old girl for nudes.

in conclusion lawlz is a conceited ugly fagit who won't get laid ever.



ps i luv u still lawlzi
i just felt like making a thred cuz milad isn't here
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Houdini on January 15, 2008, 04:38:02 PM
Good thing Lawlz isn't online, because if he were,m this thread would be deleted instantly.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 04:38:36 PM
Quote from: Houdini on January 15, 2008, 04:38:02 PM
Good thing Lawlz isn't online, because if he were,m this thread would be deleted instantly.
yeah he probably wouldn't get the humor of my milad thread parody
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: YPrrrr on January 15, 2008, 04:39:46 PM
I wasn't aware Lawlz was into vore...

or that he ever went offline
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 04:40:54 PM
Actually, I had a tooth pulled during surgery so since my mouth was opened and my front teeth were naturally visible it seemed like they were longer than the others when they're in fact quite normal.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 04:41:23 PM
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
Lawlz isn't online, eh? caterpie;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 04:40:54 PM
Actually, I had a tooth pulled during surgery so since my mouth was opened and my front teeth were naturally visible it seemed like they were longer than the others when they're in fact quite normal.
u cant a4d sergery
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Tomboh on January 15, 2008, 04:42:12 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 04:41:23 PM
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
Lawlz isn't online, eh? caterpie;
double fail
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 04:43:03 PM
Quote from: Houdini on January 15, 2008, 04:38:02 PM
Good thing Lawlz isn't online
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 04:40:54 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 04:41:23 PM
Lawlz isn't online, eh? caterpie;
psyduck;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 15, 2008, 04:43:56 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 04:43:03 PM
psyduck;

I was talking to Houdini when I said that, as in, "Lawlz isn't online? thats where ur wrong nigr :|"
get it guys
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Houdini on January 15, 2008, 04:44:42 PM
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 15, 2008, 04:43:56 PM
I was talking to Houdini when I said that, as in, "Lawlz isn't online? thats where ur wrong nigr :|"
get it guys
He wasn't online when I posted.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daphnia on January 15, 2008, 04:45:17 PM
bassirs pretty hott id like to do him someday maybe
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 04:46:49 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 04:41:40 PM
u cant a4d sergery
our shitty tricare covers like 75% of essential operations
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 04:48:07 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 04:46:49 PM
our shitty tricare covers like 75% of essential operations
did you have mouth cancer
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Samus Aran on January 15, 2008, 04:48:18 PM
and here's me wondering why personal appearance should matter at all on the internet, especially when most of you are all antisocial freaks who won't get laid for years to come anyway
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: The artist formally known on January 15, 2008, 04:49:05 PM
stfu ugly people
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 04:51:12 PM
Quote from: reefer on January 15, 2008, 04:49:05 PM
stfu ugly people
you would make a cute dog in a suit
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Selkie on January 15, 2008, 05:38:05 PM
Am I late?
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 15, 2008, 07:06:22 PM
daaaayyuuummm sonnn
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 15, 2008, 07:11:21 PM
I've never seen his pictures and now i kinda dont want to.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:19:53 PM
Quote from: Caz on January 15, 2008, 07:11:21 PM
I've never seen his pictures and now i kinda dont want to.
I'm fairly certain I'm more handsome than most all male members here.

and just because i'm handsome doesn't mean i'm a social whore that wants everyone to worship my glory or save pictures of me to their hard drives for convenient viewing at any time
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on January 15, 2008, 07:21:46 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:19:53 PM
I'm fairly certain I'm more handsome than most all male members here.

and just because i'm handsome doesn't mean i'm a social whore that wants everyone to worship my glory or save pictures of me to their hard drives for convenient viewing at any time
You're basing this off of...? baddood;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daphnia on January 15, 2008, 07:22:14 PM
His expert opinion, of course.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: rreeppttaarr on January 15, 2008, 07:22:44 PM
Quote from: Soup on January 15, 2008, 07:22:14 PM
His expert opinion, of course.


olol
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 07:23:06 PM
Quote from: Cameron on January 15, 2008, 07:21:46 PM
You're basing this off of...? baddood;
his own opinion.

i would rather take the word of a female than the word of a straight/bi/whateverlawlzistoday male of how "good i look"
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:24:22 PM
Quote from: Cameron on January 15, 2008, 07:21:46 PM
You're basing this off of...? baddood;
Compared to JMV and Kaz and pretty much every other male member, yeah, I'm pretty damn fine.

Compared to Reaper and Snorkel, well, we're all just handsome bastards.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 07:23:06 PM
his own opinion.

i would rather take the word of a female than the word of a straight/bi/whateverlawlzistoday male of how "good i look"
Today I woke up gay because many happily married men do and I did too. badass
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 07:25:49 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:24:22 PM
Compared to JMV and Kaz and pretty much every other male member, yeah, I'm pretty damn fine.
lol
not really


QuoteToday I woke up gay because many happily married men do and I did too. badass
cool.  let's ask classic tyler, who I quote "used to like girls"
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 15, 2008, 07:27:39 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:19:53 PM
I'm fairly certain I'm more handsome than most all male members here.

and just because i'm handsome doesn't mean i'm a social whore that wants everyone to worship my glory or save pictures of me to their hard drives for convenient viewing at any time
How would you know that people do this? magician;

Besides yourself, JMV is the only one that has seen what you look like as far as i know and considering that you are so egotistical, i rather trust his opinion.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
Quote from: Caz on January 15, 2008, 07:27:39 PM
How would you know that people do this? magician;

Besides yourself, JMV is the only one that has seen what you look like as far as i know and considering that you are so egotistical, i rather trust his opinion.
Hime, Zayna, ProtectedMember32, Kaz, Reaper (?), Steal, Thief, Rae, and I think a couple other people. The only person that would say I'm ugly is Reaper.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: The artist formally known on January 15, 2008, 07:31:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
Hime, Zayna, ProtectedMember32, Kaz, Reaper (?), Steal, Thief, Rae, and I think a couple other people. The only person that would say I'm ugly is Reaper.
When did I ever say you're ugly.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:32:09 PM
Quote from: reefer on January 15, 2008, 07:31:42 PM
When did I ever say you're ugly.
because you're always a sly jester
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on January 15, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:24:22 PM
Compared to JMV and Kaz and pretty much every other male member, yeah, I'm pretty damn fine.

Compared to Reaper and Snorkel, well, we're all just handsome bastards.Today I woke up gay because many happily married men do and I did too. badass


I'd post pics but I'm very paranoid about my pic being out on the muthaphuckin intehnet.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 07:32:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
Hime, Zayna, ProtectedMember32, Kaz, Reaper (?), Steal, Thief, Rae, and I think a couple other people. The only person that would say I'm ugly is Reaper.
v, tomboh, bassir, clucky, felt, guff
basically everyone that saw guff's avatar.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:33:16 PM
Quote from: Cameron on January 15, 2008, 07:32:32 PM
I'd post pics but I'm very paranoid about my pic being out on the muthaphuckin intehnet.
then u must b ugli lol
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2008, 07:35:09 PM
PIX NOW
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 15, 2008, 07:35:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
Hime, Zayna, ProtectedMember32, Kaz, Reaper (?), Steal, Thief, Rae, and I think a couple other people. The only person that would say I'm ugly is Reaper.
Lol at the people you are comparing yourself to.  No offense to the people you named.   If you knew me, you would know what i think about most of them.

I havent seen you or reaper.  How would i know this for sure?

I could say im prettier than any model in the world yet most people would probably not think so.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 07:35:46 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on January 15, 2008, 07:35:09 PM
PIX NOW

he's going to delete them but whatever lol here:
[spoiler] befuddlement[/spoiler]
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:36:19 PM
Quote from: Caz on January 15, 2008, 07:35:30 PM
Lol at the people you are comparing yourself to.  No offense to the people you named.   If you knew me, you would know what i think about most of them.

I havent seen you or reaper.  How would i know this for sure?

I could say im prettier than any model in the world yet most people would probably not think so.
um i wans't comparing myself

i was listing members that have seen me and none of which would dare truly say i'm ugly or even close to it
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 07:37:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:36:19 PM
um i wans't comparing myself

i was listing members that have seen me and none of which would dare truly say i'm ugly or even close to it
cool. only because you'd throw a fit and dipshit them.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:39:23 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 07:37:42 PM
cool. only because you'd throw a fit and dipshit them.
no, but because i'm not ugly like you or bushy
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 15, 2008, 07:41:28 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:36:19 PM
um i wans't comparing myself

i was listing members that have seen me and none of which would dare truly say i'm ugly or even close to it
Well again, look at the people you named. 

Anyways, if you dont feel comfortable posting your picture dont do it.  From the description JVM gave i rather not see it.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Nyerp on January 15, 2008, 07:43:04 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 07:35:46 PM
he's going to delete them but whatever lol here:
[spoiler] befuddlement[/spoiler]

that lucky bastard i want to be a befuddlement wry
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:43:21 PM
Quote from: Caz on January 15, 2008, 07:41:28 PM
Well again, look at the people you named. 

Anyways, if you dont feel comfortable posting your picture dont do it.  From the description JVM gave i rather not see it.
you're trying to coerce me into posting it, but i'm not that stupid idort

acquire it by some illegal means by iming someone for it (aside from jmv because he'll send a horse)

but if you post it, you're banned
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 15, 2008, 07:45:06 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:43:21 PM
you're trying to coerce me into posting it, but i'm not that stupid idort

acquire it by some illegal means by iming someone for it (aside from jmv because he'll send a horse)

but if you post it, you're banned
Im not trying to corner you into anything.

Also im not even going to try.  I mean, from what jmv said you are not even worth the trouble.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on January 15, 2008, 07:45:55 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:43:21 PM
you're trying to coerce me into posting it, but i'm not that stupid idort

acquire it by some illegal means by iming someone for it (aside from jmv because he'll send a horse)

but if you post it, you're banned
This is fucking retarded.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
Quote from: Cameron on January 15, 2008, 07:45:55 PM
This is fucking retarded.
coming from you...

idort
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 15, 2008, 07:47:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
coming from you...

idort
Yeah, it says a lot about the way you are acting.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Wrench on January 15, 2008, 07:48:04 PM
Lawlz's pictures are on my photobucket.  powerofone;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Sync on January 15, 2008, 07:48:34 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on January 15, 2008, 07:48:04 PM
Lawlz's pictures are on my photobucket.  powerofone;

Post them. Then we'll see if lawlz is ugly.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Wrench on January 15, 2008, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 15, 2008, 07:48:34 PM
Post them. Then we'll see if lawlz is ugly.

I can't. Lawlz is my nigga
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 15, 2008, 07:49:44 PM
Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 15, 2008, 07:48:34 PM
Post them. Then we'll see if lawlz is ugly.
He knows what'll happen if they're posted.

If I don't see or know about it, I don't care.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on January 15, 2008, 07:51:37 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:46:18 PM
coming from you...

idort
I'll ban you.

Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Houdini on January 15, 2008, 07:53:28 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 15, 2008, 07:31:11 PM
Hime, Zayna, ProtectedMember32, Kaz, Reaper (?), Steal, Thief, Rae, and I think a couple other people. The only person that would say I'm ugly is Reaper.
I've seen what you look like.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Tomboh on January 15, 2008, 07:54:46 PM
Lawlz must not be to sure that he's "handsome" if he's replying to every post against him. doodthing;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 07:54:52 PM
Lawlz is so hideous that he will only offer his picture by accepting child pornography and using it as blackmail for posting his pic.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Tomboh on January 15, 2008, 07:58:34 PM
Lawlz:

[spoiler](http://www.horse-directory.co.uk/horse01.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Feynman on January 15, 2008, 08:01:32 PM
Lauls is pretty handsome. So handsome he shares his photos exclusively. baddood;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Wrench on January 15, 2008, 08:06:12 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on January 15, 2008, 08:01:32 PM
Lauls is pretty handsome. So handsome he shares his photos exclusively. baddood;

exclusive handsomeness for exclusive people

Only some people are deemed worthy. :|
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2008, 08:11:21 PM
If it helps, I don't think any of you are ugly.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 15, 2008, 08:12:22 PM
With a lot of hard work and stalking skills i found lawlz picture and his hair is not awesome. gonk;

[spoiler](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1316/1436119560_8db1fc3bd7_o.jpg)[/spoiler]
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Tomboh on January 15, 2008, 08:15:47 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 15, 2008, 08:11:21 PM
If it helps, I don't think any of you are ugly.
o thx ^___^
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Lozal on January 15, 2008, 08:49:08 PM
For fuck's sake, JMV, I thought the shit of you people calling or implying me being ugly was over.

Next time I leave, I'm sick of the bullshit, which is why I left in the first place.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 09:07:44 PM
Quote from: Lozal on January 15, 2008, 08:49:08 PM
For fuck's sake, JMV, I thought the shit of you people calling or implying me being ugly was over.

Next time I leave, I'm sick of the bullshit, which is why I left in the first place.
im sorry lozalz :'(

that's the only time i ever did it.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Lozal on January 15, 2008, 09:11:23 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 09:07:44 PM
im sorry lozalz :'(

that's the only time i ever did it.
It's fine JMV. wub; (this next part is directed to everyone, not just you.)

But I'm serious, next time one of you assholes start up that shit I'm leaving for good.

I'm sick of the bullshit, of you people trying to put me down. I don't deserve this shit. I'm a regular Boyager like everyone else, and you'll have one less member to your already struggling forums.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 09:14:22 PM
Quote from: Lozal on January 15, 2008, 09:11:23 PM
It's fine JMV. wub; (this next part is directed to everyone, not just you.)

But I'm serious, next time one of you assholes start up that shit I'm leaving for good.

I'm sick of the bullshit, of you people trying to put me down. I don't deserve this shit. I'm a regular Boyager like everyone else, and you'll have one less member to your already struggling forums.
i wasn't calling you ugly when i did it.  i meant that people constantly comment about it yet you still post pics but Lawlz is afraid to post any pics, which must be a problem with his appearance.

also sorry :'(
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 09:15:22 PM
Quote from: Lozal on January 15, 2008, 08:49:08 PM
For fuck's sake, JMV, I thought the shit of you people calling or implying me being ugly was over.

Next time I leave, I'm sick of the bullshit, which is why I left in the first place.
Why are people calling you ugly?
I don't think that you are at all, and that's not when trying to be nice. befuddlement
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2008, 09:15:46 PM
Quote from: Lozal on January 15, 2008, 09:11:23 PM
It's fine JMV. wub; (this next part is directed to everyone, not just you.)

But I'm serious, next time one of you assholes start up that shit I'm leaving for good.

I'm sick of the bullshit, of you people trying to put me down. I don't deserve this shit. I'm a regular Boyager like everyone else, and you'll have one less member to your already struggling forums.
Allow me to cut them half their size when they do. <3
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 09:16:08 PM
i feel sad now.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Himu on January 15, 2008, 09:17:25 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 09:16:08 PM
i feel sad now.
You should. :|
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 15, 2008, 09:19:09 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 15, 2008, 09:17:25 PM
You should. :|
i dont usually pick on 13 year old girls unless they were the dumb whores from the nkc.  doodthing;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 16, 2008, 04:18:23 AM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 09:14:22 PM
i wasn't calling you ugly when i did it.  i meant that people constantly comment about it yet you still post pics but Lawlz is afraid to post any pics, which must be a problem with his appearance.

also sorry :'(
quit making excuses you sick fuck
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Daddy on January 16, 2008, 07:35:51 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 16, 2008, 04:18:23 AM
quit making excuses you sick fuck
ur mom is weena
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: superclucky on January 16, 2008, 12:17:30 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on January 15, 2008, 07:32:54 PM
v, tomboh, bassir, clucky, felt, guff
basically everyone that saw guff's avatar.
i has lawlz's picture as signature at nshit2 doodthing;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Samus Aran on January 16, 2008, 12:35:21 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 15, 2008, 09:15:22 PM
Why are people calling you ugly?
I don't think that you are at all, and that's not when trying to be nice. befuddlement


Because this is Boyah. People are assholes here.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 16, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 16, 2008, 12:35:21 PM
Because this is Boyah. People are assholes here.
Im not. gonk;
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Samus Aran on January 16, 2008, 12:47:00 PM
Quote from: Caz on January 16, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
Im not. gonk;


You have been on occasion.
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 16, 2008, 01:00:58 PM
Lawlz isn't ugly or handsome. Just another generic teen. doodthing;

also ive never cald lozal uglii |:
Title: Re: dear lawlz
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 16, 2008, 01:01:17 PM
Quote from: Kaz on January 16, 2008, 12:47:00 PM
You have been on occasion.
Very rite?