http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602
Tomboh has showed me this. I wish to go on a mission and correct that christfag, but there are so many of them. It's too dangerous to go alone, I need backup before charging in and correcting him. We must all charge.
Are you willing to possibly die for boyah?
No.
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on January 02, 2008, 11:32:46 PM
No.
Fuck you
Look, I'm not going to answer every single question and claim that has been made in this thread, I'm just going to stick with the FACTS. Sound good? Okay, here are the FACTS:
FACT: In the past 8 years, Video gaming, especially Nintendo gaming, has exploded. Video games now outsell movies, while games are played for scores of hours while few movies are longer than 2.
FACT: In the past 8 years, homosexuality and catholocism has increased, unemployment has, crime has increased, abortions have increased, God has punished New York and New Orleans, a new generation of soldiers raised on video games are too soft, decadent and cowardly to subdue a nation that we conquered in DAYS back in 1992...
The economy is in a mess and poverty is up, while nations that are sensible enough to be video-game free, like Iran and North Korea, are becoming so powerful that America will only be saved by the most desperate measures....
And you're telling me this is all a coincidence? You "coincidence theorists" are really a wacky bunch, you know that?
Yeah, um, that would be dying for your crusade against christfags, not for Boyah.
Already sold my copy of Super Mario Galaxy.
I don't want to be turned into a homosexual gonk;
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Original Post:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=123750
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This is some of the funniest shit I've read on the internet.
And for those of you who are taking this seriously, it's a joke site. Just some assholes trying to piss people off.
All the best,
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Joke Site :|
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on January 02, 2008, 11:40:25 PM
Yeah, um, that would be dying for your crusade against christfags, not for Boyah.
they make even normal christians look bad
also apparently it's a joke.
lol I wonder what they would do if I posted this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMOrM7CdApM
QuoteIt's an embarrasing day when Iran, of all places, follows the Bible more closely than America does. Thomas Jefferson must be weeping to see it.
is he insinuating TJ was a christian because he was in fact just the opposite :|
Quote from: JMV290 on January 02, 2008, 11:54:55 PM
also apparently it's a joke.
how long did this extremely difficult conclusion take to reach professor???
Landover Baptist is a parody site, in case you guys didn't know. The Christians in the forums are actually rational people pretending to be fundamentalists as a joke.
Quote from: keatsta on January 03, 2008, 12:17:45 AM
how long did this extremely difficult conclusion take to reach professor???
A google search and link to a Wikipedia article.
If you don't believe me, look at their main site (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/).
See also: Objective Ministries
Quote from: keatsta on January 03, 2008, 12:17:45 AM
how long did this extremely difficult conclusion take to reach professor???
about 3 minutes after posting this and then using wikipedia
Umm... I don't think this is a joke site anymore. befuddlement
Quote from: Sylar on January 03, 2008, 12:27:36 AM
Umm... I don't think this is a joke site anymore. befuddlement
Yes, it is.
Quote from: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 12:32:23 AM
Yes, it is.
All the moderators are taking everything waay to seriously.
And I've gotten several warnings for making "Atheist" comments.
Maybe this people were involved in an accident where a truck load of bibles fell on their heads?
Quote from: Sylar on January 03, 2008, 12:34:10 AM
All the moderators are taking everything waay to seriously.
And I've gotten several warnings for making "Atheist" comments.
Maybe this people were involved in an accident where a truck load of bibles fell on their heads?
uhm maybe cuz ur killing their fun
Quote from: Sylar on January 03, 2008, 12:34:10 AM
All the moderators are taking everything waay to seriously.
And I've gotten several warnings for making "Atheist" comments.
Maybe this people were involved in an accident where a truck load of bibles fell on their heads?
It's called staying in character :|
Never mind it's a joke website.
Jesus, man.
Why are you lying to Jesus? This is His favorite forum, and He has provided you with an opportunity to redeem yourself and be Saved by his Grace. Don't come in here spinning some half-baked stories about not contaminating your daughter with mary worship.
ok this is fucking hilarious
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=6247
Someone made a joke thread saying he killed his son because he didn't wash the floors and the mods/admins are approving.
If this isn't a joke site
Quote from: reefer on January 03, 2008, 12:46:34 AM
If this isn't a joke site
We do not allow teenaged trolls to post on our Godly forum. Come back if Jesus lets you live to see 18.
By God! I am currently reading a court order involving Landover, and:
"THE UNSAVED erroneously argue that a permanent injunction applying to a 10-mile radius would be
overly broad and would infringe upon their freedom of religion and expression as guaranteed by the First
Amendment to the United States Constitution. The Court strongly disagrees. Time, place and manner restrictions
on both expression and worship have never been deemed unconstitutional."
befuddlement
Edit: BOOYAH! I can prove that the Landover website is a joke site!:
"CONCERNED READER - YOU'VE DECIDED TO SEND AN E-MAIL TO OUR GODLY CHURCH?
Please Review the Message Below
PLEASE NOTE: "If you send an e-mail submission to this site, you are certifying that you are 18 years or older and you are granting The Landover Baptist™ Parody Website a worldwide, royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable, non-exclusive and fully sublicensable right and license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate, create derivative works from, distribute, perform and display your submission (in whole or part including your personal e-mail address) and/or to incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology now known or later developed." This means, we could write a book and include your email messages and all of the money we make from your stupidity belongs to our Godly Pastor, Deacon Fred! Praise Jesus! "
You are desperately stupid if you need to prove that Landover Baptist is a joke.
Quote from: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 01:51:20 AM
You are desperately stupid if you need to prove that Landover Baptist is a joke.
I just proved it for the people who were not certain about that.
Quote from: JMV290 on January 02, 2008, 11:34:09 PM
Fuck you
Look, I'm not going to answer every single question and claim that has been made in this thread, I'm just going to stick with the FACTS. Sound good? Okay, here are the FACTS:
FACT: In the past 8 years, Video gaming, especially Nintendo gaming, has exploded. Video games now outsell movies, while games are played for scores of hours while few movies are longer than 2.
FACT: In the past 8 years, homosexuality and catholocism has increased, unemployment has, crime has increased, abortions have increased, God has punished New York and New Orleans, a new generation of soldiers raised on video games are too soft, decadent and cowardly to subdue a nation that we conquered in DAYS back in 1992...
The economy is in a mess and poverty is up, while nations that are sensible enough to be video-game free, like Iran and North Korea, are becoming so powerful that America will only be saved by the most desperate measures....
And you're telling me this is all a coincidence? You "coincidence theorists" are really a wacky bunch, you know that?
Looks like Canada's day is finally going to come at last. You know, to somehow save the USA?
What are you babbling about? Are you on the drugs?
LMAO!
Oh lord...(lol pun)
anyway, I don't see a problem, if they want to parade around like idiots that's fine I guess.
They aren't actually doing any harm, like those fucktard Westborough Baptist Church bastards and their navy funeral protests.
(http://www.aeropause.com/archives/gaymario.jpg)
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a353/phillytim/weblog/crazy/gay-mario.jpg)
lol
I'm going to register and ask questions for shits and giggles.
you need better /b/ackup if you know what i mean.
You're all retarded.
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Quote from: Commodore Guff on January 03, 2008, 01:29:55 PM
You're all retarded.
I'm not. I was the one who figured out it was fake pseudo;
You know, for being fake, they sure are good at this. :D
That has to be an obvious troll.
Quote from: some_person on January 03, 2008, 01:32:44 PM
I'm not. I was the one who figured out it was fake pseudo;
there were several posts before yours that revealed it to be fake psyduck;
god damn, even their terms of service says it's a satire
Quote from: Commodore Guff on January 03, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
there were several posts before yours that revealed it to be fake psyduck;
god damn, even their terms of service says it's a satire
Damn! I misinterpreted the posts before mine dawkins;
Quote from: some_person on January 03, 2008, 01:48:33 PM
Damn! I misinterpreted the posts before mine dawkins;
A LIKELY EXCUSE
I still haven't gotten the email. :'(
I actually wish it was real, just so I can prove everything they say wrong.
If video games can turn someone gay, so can the bible, Jesus and his disciples were close you know. magician;
Quote from: Dahlia on January 03, 2008, 02:00:15 PM
I actually wish it was real, just so I can prove everything they say wrong.
If video games can turn someone gay, so can the bible, Jesus and his disciples were close you know. magician;
JUDAS KISSED JESUS
IS HE GAY?
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Quote from: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 12:18:38 AM
Landover Baptist is a parody site, in case you guys didn't know. The Christians in the forums are actually rational people pretending to be fundamentalists as a joke.
Not very rational if they're doing that.
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on January 03, 2008, 02:03:52 PM
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Not very rational if they're doing that.
Comedy is never rational
Quote from: Dahlia on January 03, 2008, 02:00:15 PM
I actually wish it was real, just so I can prove everything they say wrong.
If video games can turn someone gay, so can the bible, Jesus and his disciples were close you know. magician;
Teach me o great Dahlia!
Post a link to Boyah or NS2 befuddlement
Quote from: Commodore Guff on January 03, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
there were several posts before yours that revealed it to be fake psyduck;
god damn, even their terms of service says it's a satire
well i didn't register
Quote from: Houdini on January 03, 2008, 12:20:29 AM
If you don't believe me, look at their main site (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/).
See also: Objective Ministries
reminds me of this: http://whitehouse.org/
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on January 03, 2008, 02:03:52 PM
Not very rational if they're doing that.
Get off my case already.
Quote from: noodle_976 on January 05, 2008, 01:01:45 AM
reminds me of this: http://whitehouse.org/
Which reminds me of this: http://www.sexisforfags.com/
I thought of Mario Galaxy as my Game of the Year, too. I guess it's disqualified, now. :(
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on January 03, 2008, 02:08:37 PM
Post a link to Boyah or NS2 befuddlement
What the hell would that do? Most Nsiders are too dumb/paranoid to click links to anywhere but other NS2 pages.
Quote from: Luke Atmey on January 05, 2008, 06:21:30 PM
I thought of Mario Galaxy as my Game of the Year, too. I guess it's disqualified, now. :(
now ure gay ololol