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Title: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Feynman on January 01, 2008, 07:01:19 PM

Well, all of us were kids at one point and of course with being a kid comes retardation.

I blame my teachers for not answering my questions properly and treating us like we didn't know anything. The internet is what actually makes us intelligent.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: 36chambers on January 01, 2008, 07:10:25 PM

my mum went to ampsterdam when she was pregnant with me. powerofone;

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on January 01, 2008, 07:11:21 PM

I think my imagination made me retarded. I used to think that my family could read my mind and that when people slept, they turned into hideous creatures.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: V on January 01, 2008, 07:12:41 PM

I use to fight imaginary bad guys. befuddlement

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Classic on January 01, 2008, 07:13:42 PM

Quote from: V on January 01, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
I use to fight imaginary bad guys. befuddlement

We all did that. :D

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 01, 2008, 07:18:41 PM

Quote from: V on January 01, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
I use to fight imaginary bad guys. befuddlement

A kid in my criminal justice still does that. He's whiter than me, and if no one is around, he'll get up and pretend he's shooting some gangsters or something. If I look at him, since I seem to be the only person to ever notice it, he'll just smile and sit down.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2008, 07:21:20 PM

I pretended I had superpowers. befuddlement

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Houdini on January 01, 2008, 07:22:31 PM

Quote from: Dahlia on January 01, 2008, 07:21:20 PM
I pretended I had superpowers. befuddlement

I think everyone did that.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Wrench on January 01, 2008, 07:24:02 PM

Getting smacked in the back of the head with a baseball bat.

Have a small bald spot because of that. gonk;

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2008, 07:27:11 PM

And pretend to save my older sister's barbies, and be a pop star, rockstar, spy, bounty hunter, and put a string around my stuffed animals and attatch it to me and run around screaming.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Houdini on January 01, 2008, 07:27:46 PM

Quote from: Dahlia on January 01, 2008, 07:27:11 PM
And pretend to save my older sister's barbies, and be a pop star, rockstar, spy, bounty hunter, and put a string around my stuffed animals and attatch it to me and run around screaming.

All of those are normal except the last one.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Daddy on January 01, 2008, 07:37:32 PM

I thought being gay was bad.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Commander Fuckass on January 01, 2008, 07:54:33 PM

Everything

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on January 01, 2008, 07:59:27 PM

One of my friend I meet in 4th grade, I used to be in the advanced classes then I meet him.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Daddy on January 01, 2008, 07:59:55 PM

Quote from: xXTheHaunted on January 01, 2008, 07:59:27 PM
One of my friend I meet in 4th grade, I used to be in the advanced classes then I meet him.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 01, 2008, 08:00:25 PM

I used to play sexy doctor with my friends and cousins.lol

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2008, 08:01:30 PM

Quote from: culoooooo on January 01, 2008, 08:00:25 PM
I used to play sexy doctor with my friends and cousins.lol

Are all of your posts sexual?

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Sync on January 01, 2008, 08:03:53 PM

i used to think that we were on a tv show.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Trini on January 01, 2008, 08:16:05 PM

Quote from: Lawlz on January 01, 2008, 07:18:41 PM
A kid in my criminal justice still does that. He's whiter than me, and if no one is around, he'll get up and pretend he's shooting some gangsters or something. If I look at him, since I seem to be the only person to ever notice it, he'll just smile and sit down.

I lol'd. navi;

Anyway, I'd see something absolutely amazing on tv. And the majority of my thoughts would revolve around that moment I saw. With me as the hero or villain or course. :|

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Nyerp on January 02, 2008, 12:39:10 PM

I never pretended to be anything. I had no imagination.

But I was retarded because I... I was mormon. :'(

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: bluaki on January 02, 2008, 12:49:34 PM

Everything. I'd rather not remember it at all befuddlement

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: ME## on January 02, 2008, 12:54:14 PM

I'd like to rather not remember my past.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on January 02, 2008, 12:59:40 PM

Quote from: Ludwig3 on January 01, 2008, 08:03:53 PM
i used to think that we were on a tv show.

I did too...

everytime I told a joke, I'd look in the other direction and wait for a laugh track.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: ME## on January 02, 2008, 01:00:28 PM

Quote from: NotSid on January 02, 2008, 12:59:40 PM
I did too...

everytime I told a joke, I'd look in the other direction and wait for a laugh track.

srsly wtf

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on January 02, 2008, 01:06:03 PM

Quote from: Dahlia on January 01, 2008, 08:01:30 PM
Are all of your posts sexual?

Wanna cyber? wub;

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: guff on January 02, 2008, 01:11:54 PM

lead paint

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: bluaki on January 02, 2008, 01:48:21 PM

Quote from: Cameron on January 02, 2008, 01:06:03 PM
Wanna cyber? wub;

Even I haven't ever asked Hime that befuddlement

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: hotlikesauce. on January 02, 2008, 01:50:32 PM

I was born.

stealth;

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Garahe on January 02, 2008, 08:35:46 PM

Teacher in second grade was a bitchybitch. She got my own mother to yell at me for something I didn't do and treated everyone like they have problems.

I got over it though. goonish

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on January 02, 2008, 09:19:16 PM

Quote from: ME86 on January 02, 2008, 01:00:28 PM
srsly wtf

lawl.

I don't remember, or want to try to.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 03, 2008, 06:39:20 AM

Quote from: Dahlia on January 01, 2008, 08:01:30 PM
Are all of your posts sexual?

No.

See, i just did it.

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 05, 2008, 03:57:56 PM

Quote from: Dahlia on January 01, 2008, 07:27:11 PM
And pretend to save my older sister's barbies, and be a pop star, rockstar, spy, bounty hunter, and [glow=red,2,300]put a string around my stuffed animals and attatch it to me and run around screaming.[/glow]

I laughed so hard hat there's fucking grape juice everywhere. myface;

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2008, 04:17:35 PM

Quote from: Godot on January 05, 2008, 03:57:56 PM
I laughed so hard hat there's fucking grape juice everywhere. myface;

They were trying to eat me. :|

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Selkie on January 05, 2008, 04:22:02 PM

Basically everything that makes a kid stupid

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: unwelc0med on January 05, 2008, 04:27:04 PM

Quote from: V on January 01, 2008, 07:12:41 PM
I use to fight imaginary bad guys. befuddlement

you're a nigger, can't you fight real guys? befuddlement

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 05, 2008, 04:27:59 PM

Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 04:17:35 PM
They were trying to eat me. :|

lmfao

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: [REDACTED] on January 05, 2008, 04:28:23 PM

I'm sure it was Algebra I. I remember when I struggled with x+3=9. pseudo;

Title: Re: What made you retarded when you were a kid?
Post by: unwelc0med on January 05, 2008, 04:32:49 PM

Quote from: PLEASEHELP1991 on January 05, 2008, 04:28:23 PM
I'm sure it was Algebra I. I remember when I struggled with x+3=9. pseudo;

oh my god is it four?

no six can't be right.

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