I will start....
There was once a man who loved long walks on the beach.
he was a faggot named selkie
he touched himself
but his penus was deformed
and he found kaz sitting naked
so he bathed in spinach
for hours upon hours
and took the biggest shit in it.
the capital one bowl
bassir messed it up
he put it in her pooper
DP messed it up
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