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Title: bitches and hoes
Post by: Feynman on December 31, 2007, 10:33:48 PM
You meet the perfect girl. You think she's attractive and she thinks you're attractive, and you believe that's all there is to it. You talk to her and your charm and wit does its magic, making you closer and closer to this woman. She's always making hints and being flirtatious moderately but you're still trying to tolerate her stupidity. As you get to know her better, you also notice how stupid and retarded she is. You notice that her cons weigh out her pros and that she herself is so unbearable that even her beauty becomes unbearable or you become indifferent to it. Later on, you even notice she's been with other boys behind your back.

At this point, she acts like you still "love" her, but you want out of this mess. And it is then, and only then, that you can give her a good ol' falcon-punch out of the stage.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Classic on December 31, 2007, 10:35:00 PM
Puppy Love. <3
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Knig on December 31, 2007, 10:35:11 PM
you know it man, bros before hoes  :|
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Daddy on December 31, 2007, 10:39:20 PM
Just rape her.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Feynman on December 31, 2007, 10:40:39 PM
I keep feeling like pulling the plug, but she always sucks me back into her quicksand.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 31, 2007, 10:43:49 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on December 31, 2007, 10:40:39 PM
I keep feeling like pulling the plug, but she always sucks me back into her quicksand.
I almost fell for it, but I was like "lol nope. :|"
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Feynman on December 31, 2007, 10:45:15 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 31, 2007, 10:43:49 PM
I almost fell for it, but I was like "lol nope. :|"


I know a Cheyenne too. cry;
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Daddy on December 31, 2007, 10:46:41 PM
when i was a sophomore there was a girl and i should have made her be jmv's womin
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Title27GT on December 31, 2007, 10:47:48 PM
You're 14.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Feynman on December 31, 2007, 10:48:27 PM
Quote from: Title on December 31, 2007, 10:47:48 PM
You're 14.


well wasn't that when you started your relationship with erin :|
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Title27GT on December 31, 2007, 10:50:48 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on December 31, 2007, 10:48:27 PM
well wasn't that when you started your relationship with erin :|
well yeah but it was purely making out and back then it was basically for the status but then we fell in love and we stayed together when I moved to CT for a year
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 31, 2007, 10:51:07 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on December 31, 2007, 10:45:15 PM
I know a Cheyenne too. cry;
Brutally rape her while high on cocaine and heroin.
Quote from: JMV290 on December 31, 2007, 10:46:41 PM
when i was a sophomore there was a girl and i should have made her be jmv's womin
When I was a freshman, some hillbilly senior bought me sodas and everything and had apparently stalked me for a while since she knew my name, address, etc. and I had not once seen her until she sat beside me at lunch one day. I skipped school the rest of that week because she scared the hell out of me. :|

Then last year, Erika wanted my harbl but I intentionally acted some some insane genius and eventually scared her away. :|

And this year, Cheyenne wanted me but admitted to being stupid so I was like "rofl no."

:|
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Himu on January 01, 2008, 01:17:47 AM
I have a chance with someone, but I'm too stubborn and stuck-up to take it.... edumacate;
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Geno on January 01, 2008, 02:00:51 AM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 01, 2008, 01:17:47 AM
I have a chance with someone, but I'm too stubborn and stuck-up to take it.... edumacate;
You could have a chance with anyone you sexy thang you.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: ncba93ivyase on January 01, 2008, 02:04:08 AM
Quote from: Sylar on January 01, 2008, 02:00:51 AM
You could have a chance with anyone you sexy thang you.
shut up
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: heltar on January 01, 2008, 02:11:34 AM
Hit it then quit it.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Selkie on January 01, 2008, 07:41:41 AM
No, I'd fuck her

then giver her a hudoken actually |:
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Feynman on January 01, 2008, 11:49:57 AM
Quote from: Sylar on January 01, 2008, 02:00:51 AM
You could have a chance with anyone you sexy thang you.


You're an idiot. psyduck;
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: NOA_Haunted on January 01, 2008, 12:44:12 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 31, 2007, 10:39:20 PM
Just rape her.
He's not black, nor a 40 year old child molester.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Houdini on January 01, 2008, 12:44:58 PM
Quote from: Sylar on January 01, 2008, 02:00:51 AM
You could have a chance with anyone you sexy thang you.
Why haven't you been banned yet.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 05, 2008, 02:56:07 PM
i have 0 chances with 0 wimmin smithicide;
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 05, 2008, 03:02:57 PM
The thing about her beauty becoming unbearable has happened to me.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: JGE on January 05, 2008, 03:06:10 PM
Quote from: Houdini on January 01, 2008, 12:44:58 PM
Why haven't you been banned yet.

why havent you been banned yet
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 05, 2008, 03:08:02 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on January 01, 2008, 02:04:08 AM
shut up
I know.  He is really not cute.  He is ok at best...
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2008, 03:08:53 PM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 05, 2008, 03:08:02 PM
I know.  He is really not cute.  He is ok at best...
You're just jealous of me.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 05, 2008, 03:11:15 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 03:08:53 PM
You're just jealous of me.
Oh sorry i didnt know they were talking about you.lulz

And im not!!
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2008, 03:13:34 PM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 05, 2008, 03:11:15 PM
Oh sorry i didnt know they were talking about you.lulz

And im not!!
Oh lol

I'm just playing.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 05, 2008, 03:14:20 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 03:13:34 PM
Oh lol

I'm just playing.
I wasn't!!!!

I was.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on January 05, 2008, 03:15:31 PM
!!!
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2008, 03:16:06 PM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 05, 2008, 03:14:20 PM
I wasn't!!!!

I was.
huh
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 05, 2008, 03:18:54 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 03:16:06 PM
huh
Oh im sorry, i forgot emo gurls are supposed to act mildly retarded.

I said, i was kiddin too.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2008, 03:19:43 PM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 05, 2008, 03:18:54 PM
Oh im sorry, i forgot emo gurls are supposed to act mildly retarded.

I said, i was kiddin too.
okay
did you just call me mildly retarded and emo
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 05, 2008, 03:21:06 PM
Quote from: Dahlia on January 05, 2008, 03:19:43 PM
okay
did you just call me mildly retarded and emo
... No of course not.  Why would i call you that?...
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Himu on January 05, 2008, 03:22:39 PM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 05, 2008, 03:21:06 PM
... No of course not.  Why would i call you that?...
oh okay cool
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Nyerp on January 05, 2008, 03:36:17 PM
i hate girls that spend all high school putting out to get fucked but then can't handle when they get tubularly wrecked

in fact i just don't plain like girls hmm;
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 05, 2008, 03:38:16 PM
Quote from: True Christian on January 05, 2008, 03:36:17 PM
i hate girls that spend all high school putting out to get fucked but then can't handle when they get tubularly wrecked

in fact i just don't plain like girls hmm;
Im new here and i already figured that much.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Nyerp on January 05, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 05, 2008, 03:38:16 PM
Im new here and i already figured that much.

kill yourself
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: bluaki on January 05, 2008, 03:57:03 PM
Quote from: True Christian on January 05, 2008, 03:36:17 PM
i hate girls that spend all high school putting out to get fucked but then can't handle when they get tubularly wrecked

in fact i just don't plain like girls hmm;
I don't do that at all befuddlement
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Nyerp on January 05, 2008, 03:59:58 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 05, 2008, 03:57:03 PM
I don't do that at all befuddlement

shutup lesbo this doesn't apply to you go make out with a barbie doll or something
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: bluaki on January 05, 2008, 04:02:03 PM
Quote from: True Christian on January 05, 2008, 03:59:58 PM
shutup lesbo this doesn't apply to you go make out with a barbie doll or something
wat

I don't like dolls, especially not like that
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 06, 2008, 07:55:35 AM
Quote from: True Christian on January 05, 2008, 03:52:53 PM
kill yourself
Why cause you are gay?  Shouldn't you be the one killing yourself?
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Selkie on January 06, 2008, 09:05:03 AM
It's a fact that 99% of teenage girls are retarded.

They never think for themselves, they always do what other girls do, they never do anything out of the ordinary because they must preserve their image at all costs, etc.

That's why they fuck, because they want to use what they have while they have it.

When they actually become smart, and old and wrinkly, then the tables turn around.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Feynman on January 06, 2008, 09:36:51 AM
girls break my heart
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Nyerp on January 06, 2008, 09:38:47 AM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 07:55:35 AM
Why cause you are gay?  Shouldn't you be the one killing yourself?

kill myself because of my sexuality?

for thinking that, you should die
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Title27GT on January 06, 2008, 10:30:52 AM
ITT reasons why Geno should be banned
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 06, 2008, 12:56:46 PM
Quote from: True Christian on January 06, 2008, 09:38:47 AM
kill myself because of my sexuality?

for thinking that, you should die
No, because you think i should die for no appearent reason.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 01:02:16 PM
Quote from: culoooooo on January 06, 2008, 12:56:46 PM
No, because you think i should die for no appearent reason.
Being a homophobe is an apparent reason befuddlement
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: Albel The Wicked on January 06, 2008, 01:05:22 PM
Quote from: bluaki on January 06, 2008, 01:02:16 PM
Being a homophobe is an apparent reason befuddlement
I meant before.


And that was just a joke.
Title: Re: bitches and hoes
Post by: just1more on January 06, 2008, 01:16:13 PM
Bitches ain't shit, bitches ain't shit
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Lets get the f*ck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and f*ck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep that shit, got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a f*ck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the ends that she got meant nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
Now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your ass

I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a niggah on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time

I'm back in the muthafuckin' county jail
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My niggah D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
Now I already gotta do
Some muthafuckin chin checkin

Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the door, I look on the floor
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe
I uncocked my shit...
I'm heart-broke but I'm still locked
Man, f*ck that bitch!
...3,...4,...

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Gets the f*ck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and f*ck the hoes at night
Tighter than a mutharfuckin' gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets

Peep that shit got deep and it was on
Number one song after number one song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a f*ck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or two
And the ends that she got meant nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit

Bitches can't hang with the streets
She found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
That's some real conversation for your ass
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets
Bitches can't hang with the streets