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Title: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: JGE on December 29, 2007, 04:59:41 PM
So a PS3 walks into a bar, talks to a stranger, then leaves with her to the men's bathroom. He comes back 10 minutes later bragging to the bartender how he just gave oral sex to the beautiful stranger. The bartender leans over and says

"You didn't suck off a girl, you know. You just blew Ray."

also almost forgot [spoiler]ps3sucks[/spoiler]
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:02:27 PM
I actually laughed at that.


Why  befuddlement
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 29, 2007, 05:04:41 PM
not as much as the 360 :|
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: JGE on December 29, 2007, 05:06:03 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 29, 2007, 05:04:41 PM
not as much as the 360 :|

yeah 360 sucks dick
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: JGE on December 29, 2007, 05:12:04 PM
Quote from: N on December 29, 2007, 05:10:48 PM
PS3 > Shitty Wii srsly

well duh
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:13:21 PM
Wii > 360 > PS3  befuddlement
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: NOA_Haunted on December 29, 2007, 05:13:47 PM
Quote from: N on December 29, 2007, 05:12:42 PM
PS3 will soon = 360 srsly
K who cares?
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 29, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:13:21 PM
Wii > 360 > PS3  befuddlement
I don't know where to put the Wii, since it only has two good games but can play all those sweet GC games and includes a nice list of VC titles, but the PS3 is certainly better than the 360... though that's not saying much.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:15:44 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 29, 2007, 05:14:31 PM
I don't know where to put the Wii, since it only has two good games but can play all those sweet GC games and includes a nice list of VC titles, but the PS3 is certainly better than the 360... though that's not saying much.


Also, Wii will have SSBB, and that alone is enough to make it best.

Also, I'm talking out of my ass with the PS3, 360 biz, I personally think both suck ass.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: JGE on December 29, 2007, 05:22:41 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:15:44 PM
Also, Wii will have SSBB, and that alone is enough to make it best.

Also, I'm talking out of my ass with the PS3, 360 biz, I personally think both suck ass.

ya u see smash is nice addition but its not gonna help the console from being shitty

PS3 > Xbawks 3shitty > Wii

Hell, even the 360 has something to play, the wii has, absolutely nothing...

You got Galaxy, awesom

you have twilight princess and RE4 Wii edition, which can be obtained on other consoles

not as bad as the cube but jesus thats bad
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 29, 2007, 05:23:44 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:15:44 PM
Also, Wii will have SSBB, and that alone is enough to make it best.

Also, I'm talking out of my ass with the PS3, 360 biz, I personally think both suck ass.
oh so you have ssbb how is it how far are you want to play me some time :|

Everyone said Twilight Princess was going to be the best Zelda ever. It was, without a doubt, the worst. MPH was hyped to be the greatest handheld game ever. The demo was great, but the final game was utter bologna.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Daddy on December 29, 2007, 05:25:16 PM
Why would a girl have a dick?
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: JGE on December 29, 2007, 05:25:44 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 29, 2007, 05:25:16 PM
Why would a girl have a dick?

i dont know ask anon
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on December 29, 2007, 06:01:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 29, 2007, 05:23:44 PM
oh so you have ssbb how is it how far are you want to play me some time :|

Everyone said Twilight Princess was going to be the best Zelda ever. It was, without a doubt, the worst. MPH was hyped to be the greatest handheld game ever. The demo was great, but the final game was utter bologna.
Fuck you up the ass with a very erect penis. Although I would love to rape you anally in smash bros sometime lawlz, I'm beastly at melee...and once there are some new techs found in brawl, I'll be sure to kick your ass as well as this entire forum.(excluding me).
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: JGE on December 29, 2007, 06:11:01 PM
Quote from: N on December 29, 2007, 06:06:44 PM
lol, Wii only has like 3 interesting games.

moar like 1
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Commander Fuckass on December 29, 2007, 06:12:20 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:15:44 PM
Also, Wii will have SSBB, and that alone is enough to make it best.

Also, I'm talking out of my ass with the PS3, 360 biz, I personally think both suck ass.
lol oh god you're funny.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: ME## on December 29, 2007, 06:22:04 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:15:44 PM
Also, Wii will have SSBB, and that alone is enough to make it best.

Also, I'm talking out of my ass with the PS3, 360 biz, I personally think both suck ass.


Super Smash Brothers Brawl may be a good game, but the Wii will still need a constant supply of good to great games...
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Classic on December 29, 2007, 06:27:56 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 29, 2007, 05:13:21 PM
Wii > 360 > PS3  befuddlement

Selkie, have I added you yet?
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Claquesous on December 29, 2007, 08:57:05 PM
Quote from: Rydermongler on December 29, 2007, 06:01:54 PM
Fuck you up the ass with a very erect penis. Although I would love to rape you anally in smash bros sometime lawlz, I'm beastly at melee...and once there are some new techs found in brawl, I'll be sure to kick your ass as well as this entire forum.(excluding me).

Most people who say they're good actually suck. That is unless you actually participate in tourneys. Also, being good in Melee has almost no effect to how good you may or may not be in Brawl. Brawl is a totally different game with a new feel.

Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: LINK2K9 on December 29, 2007, 08:58:08 PM
Quote from: Claquesous on December 29, 2007, 08:57:05 PM
Most people who say they're good actually suck. That is unless you actually participate in tourneys. Also, being good in Melee has almost no effect to how good you may or may not be in Brawl. Brawl is a totally different game with a new feel.



It is? Judging from what I have seen, it's very much the same game.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Claquesous on December 29, 2007, 09:08:45 PM
Quote from: LINK2K9 on December 29, 2007, 08:58:08 PM
It is? Judging from what I have seen, it's very much the same game.

The mechanics are very much different. The game has been slowed down. Like when you get hit, there's like twice the amount of lag time than in Melee before you get sent flying. That extra time is extra reaction time for DI. Most characters have slow airtime. You have to L cancel by fastfalling before you attack. No wavedashing.

I'm just saying that being good in Melee doesn't mean much when you play Brawl.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: LINK2K9 on December 29, 2007, 09:10:08 PM
Quote from: Claquesous on December 29, 2007, 09:08:45 PM
The mechanics are very much different. The game has been slowed down. Like when you get hit, there's like twice the amount of lag time than in Melee before you get sent flying. That extra time is extra reaction time for DI. Most characters have slow airtime. You have to L cancel by fastfalling before you attack. No wavedashing.

I'm just saying that being good in Melee doesn't mean much when you play Brawl.

Really? Very interesting, I didn't know that. I don't like the idea that the game is slowed down, but I'm sure it will work fine.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: hotlikesauce. on December 29, 2007, 09:17:44 PM
360 > PS3 > Wii
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Classic on December 29, 2007, 09:22:13 PM
Quote from: M!ppo on December 29, 2007, 09:17:44 PM
360 > PS3 > Wii

For being such a Weeaboo, I'd figure your chart would follow:
PS3>360>Naruto>Wii.  caterpie;
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: JGE on December 29, 2007, 09:22:52 PM
Quote from: Claquesous on December 29, 2007, 09:08:45 PM
The mechanics are very much different. The game has been slowed down. Like when you get hit, there's like twice the amount of lag time than in Melee before you get sent flying. That extra time is extra reaction time for DI. Most characters have slow airtime. You have to L cancel by fastfalling before you attack. No wavedashing.

I'm just saying that being good in Melee doesn't mean much when you play Brawl.

being good at smash brothers in general doesnt mean anything at all
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: hotlikesauce. on December 29, 2007, 09:26:23 PM
Quote from: Classic on December 29, 2007, 09:22:13 PM
For being such a Weeaboo, I'd figure your chart would follow:
PS3>360>Naruto>Wii.  caterpie;


Naruto is for fucking fags...
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Classic on December 29, 2007, 09:26:57 PM
Quote from: M!ppo on December 29, 2007, 09:26:23 PM
Naruto is for fucking fags...

I wouldn't know. I'm not the Weeaboo.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on December 29, 2007, 09:28:14 PM
It's just 3 fucking game systems, why must everyone fight over what is better than what, they are all aimed at three different groups of people obviously, and each seems to do well in what it was made to do.

Just for the record, In My Opinion, Wii > PS3 > 360.
Title: Re: so a ps3 walks into a bar
Post by: UnagiPower on December 30, 2007, 04:04:12 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 29, 2007, 05:04:41 PM
not as much as the 360 :|


Just because Bioshock and others aren't exclusives doesn't mean they don't exist.  :|