I went to buy my cousin a hamster and the chick at the pet store was like "You need to be 21." What the hell is this faggotry?
Are you fucking telling me that I'm old enough to kill myself with cigarettes, buy weaponry, join the army, drive, and vote but not old enough to buy a motherfucking hamster?
What is this shit?
it is shit cop;
YOU MIGHT KILL THE HAMSTER YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH
I lol'd.
It's a special kind of shit I guess.
oh that's funny cop;
hamsters are now up there with potential inhalants and explosives
Maybe it was a special breed?
Quote from: Selkie on December 26, 2007, 08:07:20 PM
The kind that eats heads?
Yeah they're crossbred with turtles, the most sangerous of animals goowan
Quote from: jedi porn tricks on December 26, 2007, 08:11:51 PM
Yeah they're crossbred with turtles, the most sangerous of animals goowan
wtf, I thought they were crossed with Sumatran Rhinos.
Elaborate please.
Quote from: Trini on December 26, 2007, 08:16:03 PM
wtf, I thought they were crossed with Sumatran Rhinos.
Elaborate please.
I'm not sure, I just preety much make it up as I go along. pseudo;
I just realized PETA HQ is within 10 miles of this house.
pew pew
That is silly. befuddlement
I bought a rabbit before though. befuddlement
Quote from: Dahlia on December 26, 2007, 11:05:43 PM
I bought a rabbit before though. befuddlement
and you also aren't JMV ness;
OR MAYBE THEY DON'T SERVE TO UGLY GEEKS THAT WILL PRESUMABLY STICK THEM IN THEIR ASSHOLE USING PLASTIC FUNNELS.
Quote from: Lawlz on December 27, 2007, 12:31:43 AM
OR MAYBE THEY DON'T SERVE TO UGLY GEEKS THAT WILL PRESUMABLY STICK THEM IN THEIR ASSHOLE USING PLASTIC FUNNELS.
you look like a horse gtfo
cosrssbread with tractors :O
I wanna crossbreed a horse and a rhino. befuddlement
The hamster was laced with crack cocaine.
LOL, he does look like a horse! navi;
Quote from: Lawlz on December 27, 2007, 12:31:43 AM
OR MAYBE THEY DON'T SERVE TO UGLY GEEKS THAT WILL PRESUMABLY STICK THEM IN THEIR ASSHOLE USING PLASTIC FUNNELS.
Don't be so sure (http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp).
Oh it was probably my mutant hamster laced with some good old marijuana.