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Title: So I was in Target...
Post by: Selkie on December 23, 2007, 01:25:34 PM
and these two wiggas were in the cosmetics department.

And the one was like "oh shit man my phones fukkin broked, it's got different colors and shit!"

and the other was like "nah shit man is aint broked, is supposed to do that shit"

and the other one was like "fucking fuck mother fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckin shit man lol"

Discuss people you find at Target.


Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Pyrate on December 23, 2007, 01:40:57 PM
i see fat people at target
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Infel on December 23, 2007, 01:42:33 PM
We don't got Target.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: FullmetalGanon on December 23, 2007, 01:43:54 PM
i see a lot of people i know at target. i live 2 minutes away from it.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Trini on December 23, 2007, 02:44:42 PM
I don't go to Target. Almost no one does in my area. It's "that one place you go to when you forget something at Wal-Mart, and it'd be too troublesome to drive all the way back".
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: C.Mongler on December 23, 2007, 02:58:11 PM
i hang out in target everyday after work lol
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Classic on December 23, 2007, 03:00:29 PM
I don;t have a Target.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on December 23, 2007, 03:45:01 PM
I hardly ever go to Target.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Wrench on December 23, 2007, 03:50:56 PM
I bought my Wii at Target. Also did my Xmas shopping there.

As for people, never saw anyone overly weird.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: UnagiPower on December 23, 2007, 03:52:56 PM
I always see little kids whining to their parents to buy them video games at target.  befuddlement

I'd feel bad for them but they beg for games like "Bratz" for the PS2. :|
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 23, 2007, 04:45:13 PM
There's always a legion of small chilluns crowded around the PEE ESS TRIPLE and I often have to walk through the PC hardware aisle just to look at the DS and discount games. :|
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: mariofreak on December 23, 2007, 05:38:30 PM
I'm the managers son so I've met many strange characters including one autistic man who pushes carts who can tell you what the number 1 song was on the day you were born. Mine was something by R Kelly
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Infel on December 23, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
Quote from: Birth Man on December 23, 2007, 05:38:30 PM
I'm the managers son so I've met many strange characters including one autistic man who pushes carts who can tell you what the number 1 song was on the day you were born. Mine was something by R Kelly
We have a guy like that at a mall near here. He harasses people for their empty cups from the food court and tries to build a castle in the mall with them. He's ignored even by Security, though he was thrown out the one time he picked a fight with a drunk indian who was already being held back by two guards.

If you ask me, that guy is just plain retarded. Even to me, he is. That's BAD.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: heltar on December 23, 2007, 10:17:07 PM
Quote from: KT on December 23, 2007, 06:17:58 PM
We have a guy like that at a mall near here. He harasses people for their empty cups from the food court and tries to build a castle in the mall with them. He's ignored even by Security, though he was thrown out the one time he picked a fight with a drunk indian who was already being held back by two guards.

If you ask me, that guy is just plain retarded. Even to me, he is. That's BAD.


Yes. that is bad.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: j o e i n c on December 23, 2007, 10:21:39 PM
Quote from: KT on December 23, 2007, 01:42:33 PM
We don't got Target.
we dont got good english
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: [REDACTED] on December 23, 2007, 10:22:22 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on December 23, 2007, 10:21:39 PM
we dont got good english
we don't have ap english
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Infel on December 23, 2007, 10:23:40 PM
Quote from: Vunderhof on December 23, 2007, 10:21:39 PM
we dont got good english
Are you Canadian?
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Feynman on December 23, 2007, 10:23:44 PM
I love staying on the electronics department and watch the employees look like idiots. Of course, most of the time I jump in and answer the poor customer's question.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: The artist formally known on December 24, 2007, 01:01:06 AM
Though someone will probably never read this post but I did go to Target twice today, I saw this funny looking cartoon like girl who was probably 25 who looked like they were trying to be punk but way way way overdid it. She looked pretty but kinda ruined it with all the fucking punk shit she had.

If she didn't wear the studded belt, leather shoes, punk like jacket, funny looking hair, huge huge glasses, thin eyebrows, or the funny look on her face then she might have been really really pretty ;_;

Also some retard was in Target today, like "DERRR DERRRRRRRR" retard
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: KonohaShinobi on December 24, 2007, 03:25:03 AM
Quote from: Bassir C on December 23, 2007, 10:23:44 PM
I love staying on the electronics department and watch the employees look like idiots. Of course, most of the time I jump in and answer the poor customer's question.

Yes, that annoys the crap out of me. I have never jumped in but this one mother was looking for Super Mario Galaxy and it wasn't there so he said that Mario Party 8 was the same thing. Luckily, she wasn't stupid enough to buy it and she said she was going to Gamestop to buy SMG instead.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: NOA_Haunted on December 24, 2007, 07:40:09 AM
Quote from: KT on December 23, 2007, 01:42:33 PM
We don't got Target.
We don't goto Target.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Commander Fuckass on December 24, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
I only like Target because they have a Starbucks in it.
Title: Re: So I was in Target...
Post by: Infel on December 24, 2007, 10:08:20 AM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on December 24, 2007, 07:40:09 AM
We don't goto Target.
...There's no Target around here. psyduck;
Quote from: Klavier on December 24, 2007, 08:36:07 AM
I only like Target because they have a Starbucks in it.
Yeah, so does Chapters, and there's 6 in every fucking mall. The only competition they have anymore is MMMUFFINS.