Alright, I'm gonna be Thor, god of thunder.
I GOT MJOLNIR, BITCH! BRING IT!
i want to b Bahamut
Quote from: Klavier on December 23, 2007, 11:23:34 AM
i want to b Bahamut
GO AHEAD.
Thor beats Bahamut over the head with his penis, which he wrote scribbles on, doing 5049 Damage!
im Ares
in b4 flying spaghetti monster
also im Rha
Hi I'm Jerry Falwell
I have sex with my mom in an outhouse, +10000 defense
I'm Jesus.
I shit in an empty Pepsi can and throw it at a pedestrian.
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 23, 2007, 02:49:25 PM
I'm Jesus.
I shit in an empty Pepsi can and throw it at a pedestrian.
the pedestrian was blind but now can see
you get 400 exp.
I purchase a bottle of cheap liquor and immediately quaff it and become tipsy. I then expose myself to children in the park.
Where's the dungeon master? Houdini's pissing on the battlemap again.
I'm Priapus.
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 23, 2007, 08:50:11 PM
I purchase a bottle of cheap liquor and immediately quaff it and become tipsy. I then expose myself to children in the park.
Falwell condemns your sinful lifestyle. -1,500 health.
Thor crushes Falwell's whiny ass. MJOLNIR's special ability negates any buffs, including sex in outhouses.
megaflare lol ololololo
Jesus pins Thor down and farts in his face.
I masturbate, creating humanity as I climax. The Egyptians write about me.
I am Lawlz Muhammad.
All of the followers of Islam beat and stone Jesus because his followers drew a picture of me.
SUPER JESUS! AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! spam;