This thread is about a very serious hypothetical question, please treat it as such.
and I dunno, probably.
For $100,000 USD, of course yes, though it'd be a painful memory for the rest of my life and the horrible taste would be so hard to get rid of edumacate;
oh wait wut about stds? Does the person have any?
Quote from: bluaki on December 22, 2007, 11:03:31 PM
For $100,000 USD, yes, though it'd be a painful memory for the rest of my life and the horrible taste would be so hard to get rid of edumacate;
oh wait wut about stds? Does the person have any?
just the one that you cna cure with penicillin...chlymidia?
Quote from: Diston on December 22, 2007, 11:08:58 PM
just the one that you cna cure with penicillin...chlymidia?
If it can be completely cured, then yes befuddlement
Uh, yes, duh. I'd suck a shitload of cocks for that much money.
Duh.
Yeah, I guess.
I'd do it for a sax.
Yes, because after I would rent out 10 whores for a sex marathon
and ?6.50 for mouth wash
Better question: would you suck a cock for $100? powerofone;
Quote from: Kaz on December 23, 2007, 12:57:17 AM
Better question: would you suck a cock for $100? powerofone;
I doubt it.
I'll change the question around, since I'd suck a cock for free. nigro;
would i lick a carpet for a 100 grand? yes
No. Not even for a million dollars. I would never put another man's penis in my mouth. Never.
Do I have to swallow?
If I wouldn't get any STD's then hell yeah.
No.
Quote from: Diston on December 23, 2007, 07:31:18 AM
You get tips if you swallow.
Can I just have them use a condom?
Quote from: JMV290 on December 23, 2007, 07:38:10 AM
Can I just have them use a condom?
You can't get them to do anything because they're giving you $100,000 for you to suck their cock :|
No way. ness;
Uh duh, that's a shitload of money.
Hell I'd take in the ass too if they wanted.
Quote from: C.Mongler on December 23, 2007, 08:24:10 AM
Uh duh, that's a shitload of money.
Hell I'd take in the ass too if they wanted.
maybe going a bit to far there
Quote from: Commander Booty Call, AKA Zack777 on December 23, 2007, 09:30:02 AM
maybe going a bit to far there
I could buy half of my old house for some gay sex. I don't see why its going too far befuddlement
Quote from: C.Mongler on December 23, 2007, 09:40:54 AM
I could buy half of my old house for some gay sex. I don't see why its going too far befuddlement
Lol faggot
Quote from: Kaz on December 23, 2007, 12:57:17 AM
Better question: would you suck a cock for $100? powerofone;
My family really sucks with money and I would need it edumacate;
Maybe, if I was absolutely sure there's no STD's involved
...just thinking of it makes me feel a bit sick to my stomach gonk;
For that amount of money, hell yeah.
It depends on the cock.
Quote from: bluaki on December 23, 2007, 09:51:17 AM
My family really sucks with money and I would need it edumacate;
Maybe, if I was absolutely sure there's no STD's involved
...just thinking of it makes me feel a bit sick to my stomach gonk;
You know you're bisexual to some degree. weewee;
Quote from: Lawlz on December 23, 2007, 04:52:41 PM
You know you're bisexual to some degree. weewee;
You wish weewee;
Quote from: bluaki on December 23, 2007, 04:54:13 PM
You wish weewee;
I don't just wish because I know it's true. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on December 23, 2007, 04:55:03 PM
I don't just wish because I know it's true. powerofone;
Um... not really
It's just that I would be willing to have a horrid experience if that much money is a reward.
Being bi means that I would actually enjoy it to some extent, which I wouldn't befuddlement
of course psyduck;
Quote from: bluaki on December 23, 2007, 05:04:31 PM
Um... not really
It's just that I would be willing to have a horrid experience if that much money is a reward.
Being bi means that I would actually enjoy it to some extent, which I wouldn't befuddlement
Lawlz seems to think that "sexual preference" doesn't actually have anything to do with one's preference.
y;
Possibly not... I dunno
Maybe.
Hell yes. <3
I'd even do it for a thou., maybe less.
Quote from: samsam on December 23, 2007, 06:25:55 PM
Hell yes. <3
I'd even do it for a thou., maybe less.
Well look at that, I have a thousand bucks right here...
Quote from: Klavier on December 23, 2007, 06:32:47 PM
Well look at that, I have a thousand bucks right here...
For you, $999 wub;
Quote from: samsam on December 23, 2007, 06:25:55 PM
Hell yes. <3
I'd even do it for a thou., maybe less.
Well yeah, this question is kinda aimed at a different sexual orientation.
Would you lick another girl's clitoris for $100,000? magician;
Quote from: bluaki on December 23, 2007, 06:40:36 PM
Well yeah, this question is kinda aimed at a different sexual orientation.
Would you lick another girl's clitoris for $100,000? magician;
I'd do a lot of things for $100,000, and that one's probably one of the easiest. I imagine it'd be a good time. :3
Quote from: samsam on December 23, 2007, 06:41:53 PM
I imagine it'd be a good time. :3
Are you bi? psyduck;
YOU TWO ARE SICK
Quote from: bluaki on December 23, 2007, 06:42:58 PM
Are you bi? psyduck;
..not that I know of. :P
I dunno, I wouldn't want to date a girl just because I.. I dunno, I just don't want to. But I see nothing wrong with pleasuring one. :3
Quote from: samsam on December 23, 2007, 06:45:38 PM
..not that I know of. :P
I dunno, I wouldn't want to date a girl just because I.. I dunno, I just don't want to. But I see nothing wrong with pleasuring one. :3
Can I borrow $30 please.
Only if no one found out.
Quote from: Klavier on December 23, 2007, 07:05:56 PM
Can I borrow $30 please.
I'm broke, actually, but what for?
Quote from: samsam on December 23, 2007, 07:34:14 PM
I'm broke, actually, but what for?
Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations.
Quote from: Klavier on December 23, 2007, 07:37:03 PM
Phoenix Wright Trials and Tribulations.
mkay.
Well, no, cause I'm gonna buy things for myself before I buy things for others. >.>
Quote from: Kaz on December 23, 2007, 07:16:45 PM
Shut up. psyduck;
my self from january 5 1969 says no :|
Quote from: Lawlz on December 23, 2007, 08:05:50 PM
my self from january 5 1969 says no :|
I didn't quote a post of yours that was over two months old like some certain people do :|
Quote from: Kaz on December 23, 2007, 08:09:13 PM
I didn't quote a post of yours that was over two months old like some certain people do :|
Your posts are fucking utter shit and contain no hilarity and you're just a goddamn disgrace to this wretched forum. :|
Quote from: Lawlz on December 23, 2007, 08:11:10 PM
Your posts are fucking utter shit and contain no hilarity and you're just a goddamn disgrace to this wretched forum. :|
You have buck teeth :|
Quote from: Lawlz on December 23, 2007, 08:13:09 PM
You have greasy hair. :|
I have more hair than you and it's actually quite clean at the moment thank you very much :|
Quote from: Kaz on December 23, 2007, 08:16:54 PM
I have more hair than you and it's actually quite clean at the moment thank you very much :|
Actually, my hair is thicker and fuller and fluffier, thank you very much. :|
Quote from: Lawlz on December 23, 2007, 08:17:41 PM
Actually, my hair is thicker and fuller and fluffier, thank you very much. :|
You admitted yourself that I have more now :|
Quote from: Kaz on December 23, 2007, 08:18:17 PM
You admitted yourself that I have more now :|
You don't have "more" hair; you have longer, nastier hair. :|
Quote from: Lawlz on December 23, 2007, 08:18:53 PM
You don't have "more" hair; you have longer, nastier hair. :|
My hair isn't ever really greasy, sir. I don't know what you're talking about. GOD DAMN IT QUIT FORCING ME TO DERAIL THREADS.
My hair is better than both of you stooges', so shut up already.
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 23, 2007, 08:20:57 PM
My hair is better than both of you stooges', so shut up already.
IT LOOKS LIKE LOZAL'S OLD HAIR :|
I have luts.
Get to work.
Yes, unless he was completely ugly or something.
Quote from: ME86 on December 23, 2007, 09:29:18 PM
Yes, unless he was completely ugly or something.
Boy, beggars can't be choosers.
It wouldn't matter what he (or sometimes she... gonk; ) would look like.
Now get to work. magician;
Quote from: Classic on December 23, 2007, 09:30:59 PM
Boy, beggars can't be choosers.
It wouldn't matter what he (or sometimes she... gonk; ) would look like.
Now get to work. magician;
'Kay. RUB IT
If it is a guy I knew for a long time and we are really close, sure.
Does it have AIDS?
Quote from: Dahlia on December 23, 2007, 11:58:12 PM
If it is a guy I knew for a long time and we are really close, sure.
You're forgetting the hundred thousand dollars.
Oh, wait, I forgot you're basically rich. I guess you don't really need the money. y;
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2007, 12:00:33 AM
You're forgetting the hundred thousand dollars.
Oh, wait, I forgot you're basically rich. I guess you don't really need the money. y;
I dont care if it's a trillion dollars, only if it was someone I'm close to I'd do it for the money.
Quote from: Dahlia on December 24, 2007, 12:05:27 AM
I dont care if it's a trillion dollars, only if it was someone I'm close to I'd do it for the money.
Wow, you seriously care that little about money? psyduck;
also, for whoever's calling Hime a whore, I think this should be good enough to counter that thought argh;
Quote from: Dahlia on December 24, 2007, 12:05:27 AM
I dont care if it's a trillion dollars, only if it was someone I'm close to I'd do it for the money.
That's some rather twisted logic. But okay.
I'd do it for free
Quote from: bluaki on December 24, 2007, 12:07:11 AM
Wow, you seriously care that little about money? psyduck;
Pretty much. I never buy stuff. And the only time I regularly use money is when my parents pay me to get myself lunch.
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2007, 12:07:25 AM
That's some rather twisted logic. But okay.
Well I dont want to lose my dignity...? ;-;
Quote from: Dahlia on December 24, 2007, 12:09:24 AM
Well I dont want to lose my dignity...? ;-;
With that much money, I wouldn't care about my dignity. Actually, I'd be willing to sell off a bit of my sanity gonk;
Quote from: Dahlia on December 24, 2007, 12:09:24 AM
Well I dont want to lose my dignity...? ;-;
But...$100,000 is also a lot of money. y;
Quote from: bluaki on December 24, 2007, 12:11:04 AM
With that much money, I wouldn't care about my dignity. Actually, I'd be willing to sell off a bit of my sanity gonk;
Same here. I'd take it up the ass for that money. powerofone;
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2007, 12:13:44 AM
But...$100,000 is also a lot of money. y;
But I dont want some disgusting semen on/in me. I'd pay $100,000 to not have anything to do with it. caterpie;
Quote from: Dahlia on December 24, 2007, 12:15:08 AM
But I dont want some disgusting semen on/in me
You're going to have one disappointed husband one day. y;
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2007, 12:16:22 AM
You're going to have one disappointed husband one day. y;
She's already said "only if it was someone I'm close to" twice.
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2007, 12:16:22 AM
You're going to have one disappointed husband one day. y;
I should have added unless I'm close to the said person as I said before. But a stranger? No, never.
Quote from: bluaki on December 24, 2007, 12:17:10 AM
She's already said "only if it was someone I'm close to"
Yes, but she also said she'd do it for money if it was someone she's close to.
I dunno about the rest of the guys out there but I wouldn't shell out cash to get my cock sucked by my girlfriend/wife.
I know what she meant though, don't worry.
Quote from: Dahlia on December 24, 2007, 12:17:43 AM
I should have added unless I'm close to the said person as I said before. But a stranger? No, never.
okie
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2007, 12:19:00 AM
Yes, but she also said she'd do it for money if it was someone she's close to.
I dunno about the rest of the guys out there but I wouldn't shell out cash to get my cock sucked by my girlfriend/wife.
I didnt know they'd be the one to pay... ;-;
Quote from: Dahlia on December 24, 2007, 12:20:02 AM
I didnt know they'd be the one to pay... ;-;
lolwut
the point of the thread was to whore out your mouth and get paid $100,000
Quote from: Kaz on December 24, 2007, 12:13:44 AM
Same here. I'd take it up the ass for that money. powerofone;
I'd do it more for the experience because, really, I don't care much about money.