This should be interesting. befuddlement
I actually don't think I'll ever have one with another person. edumacate;
Otherwise, I probably will masturbate some time in the next five or so days magician;
Sex with my boyfriend.
Sex with my hand.
Sex with my hand in 15 minutes.
Quote from: Kaz on December 21, 2007, 05:50:12 PM
Sex with my boyfriend.
kaz are you gay???????????????????????????????? :O
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 21, 2007, 09:43:22 PM
kaz are you gay???????????????????????????????? :O
He/she/it suddenly decided to supposedly be a girl.
Quote from: bluaki on December 21, 2007, 09:47:50 PM
He/she/it suddenly decided to supposedly be a girl.
Apparently.
Disregarding masturbation, either Christmas Eve or Christmas day I'm spending the afternoon with girlfriend, we're planning on driving east a bit to Stillwater or something. There will inevitably be something sexual involved. befuddlement
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Quote from: <(^_^<) on December 26, 2007, 05:17:56 PM
psyduck;
Maybe he means never? befuddlement
And not counting fap; ing which I'll probably do in the next few hours, I'm not quite sure when my first sexual encounter will be.
Quote from: Valentrinne on December 21, 2007, 11:03:25 PM
Disregarding masturbation, either Christmas Eve or Christmas day I'm spending the afternoon with girlfriend, we're planning on driving east a bit to Stillwater or something. There will inevitably be something sexual involved. befuddlement
SO SNORKEL HOW'D IT GO? powerofone;
Quote from: Valentrinne on December 21, 2007, 11:03:25 PM
Disregarding masturbation, either Christmas Eve or Christmas day I'm spending the afternoon with girlfriend, we're planning on driving east a bit to Stillwater or something. There will inevitably be something sexual involved. befuddlement
THAT'S A FELONY
probably never, unless masturbation counts.
[move]IDK
DUN AX ME LOLmove]
Quote from: Jesus on December 28, 2007, 06:45:00 AM
You never know...
Yeah I do, any guy who tries to rape me gets a kick in the nuts.
And if he's persistant, the pocket knife's coming out.
Quote from: samsam on December 28, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
Yeah I do, any guy who tries to rape me gets a kick in the nuts.
And if he's persistant, the pocket knife's coming out.
I keep a pocket knife in my bag when I go to malls sometimes. caterpie;
Quote from: Dahlia on December 28, 2007, 09:33:01 PM
I keep a pocket knife in my bag when I go to malls sometimes. caterpie;
smart girl. :3
Quote from: Dahlia on December 28, 2007, 09:33:01 PM
I keep a pocket knife in my bag when I go to malls sometimes. caterpie;
wtf happened to pepper spray? psyduck;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 28, 2007, 09:42:41 PM
wtf happened to pepper spray? psyduck;
If I was about to be raped by someone, I'd rather stab the shit out of them before they committed the crime that burn their eyes for a bit. powerofone;
maybe after stabbing them i could spray the pepper spray in the wounds for added enjoyment
Quote from: Godot on December 28, 2007, 09:44:51 PM
If I was about to be raped by someone, I'd rather stab the shit out of them before they committed the crime that burn their eyes for a bit. powerofone;
maybe after stabbing them i could spray the pepper spray in the wounds for added enjoyment
Yeah, but there's a big difference between potentially killing someone and burning their eyes
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 28, 2007, 10:07:49 PM
Yeah, but there's a big difference between potentially killing someone and burning their eyes
Just use the self-defense excuse in court. gentleman;
Quote from: samsam on December 28, 2007, 09:28:33 PM
Yeah I do, any guy who tries to rape me gets a kick in the nuts.
And if he's persistant, the pocket knife's coming out.
yeah good thing there aren't any date rape drugs that would make you incapable of fighting back
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 29, 2007, 12:52:15 AM
yeah good thing there aren't any date rape drugs that would make you incapable of fighting back
oh here take this date rape drug that will render you unconscious as i wrestle you to the ground to then do what i please. psyduck;
Quote from: V on December 30, 2007, 04:14:29 PM
oh here take this date rape drug that will render you unconscious as i wrestle you to the ground to then do what i please. psyduck;
what