Donations are a hard thing to get on small forums consisting of a large number of minors. We realize this, and this is why the Administration of the Boyah Forums has discussed different venues to raise money, when a simple solution appeared: cookie dough. Yes, I would like to announce the first annual cookie dough fundraiser.
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Over the next few weeks we will opening up sign ups for participation in this fund raiser. On January 15th, 2007 we will be sending out order forms to all members who have signed up for participation in our fundraiser. Members will use these order forms to travel about their community pre-selling tubs of cookie dough to their friends, family, neighbors, teachers, and so on. After a week or two of collections, we shall ask for order forms and all money to be returned to the new Boyah Headquarters, where we will count the orders money, and ship the cookie dough out to those who have purchased tubs of cookie dough. Seems simple enough, right? But wait, let's make things more interesting. If we surpass our goal of fund raising cash prizes will be given out. Please check below for a chart of prizes.
Top Seller: $200 and a special rank
Second Highest Seller: $50 and a special rank
Third Highest seller: A special rank.
Thank you for your continued support of the Boyah community and we hope that you continue to support us into the New Year.
Thank you,
The Boyah Forums Administration Team
OH GOD WHY DO THEY OVERFILL THE TUBS HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY SEAL THEM
I suck at fundraisers edumacate;
I'm not going to sell it to people, but if it's possible to just buy a few for myself, the stuff looks tasty caterpie;
I also forgot to mention that each tub contains 3 pounds of cookie dough, which yields about 96 cookies. Most flavors are 12 dollars.
The tub of chocolate chip cookie dough reminds me of 2girls1cup. Just thought you'd like to know.
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 20, 2007, 11:23:05 PM
The tub of chocolate chip cookie dough reminds me of 2girls1cup. Just thought you'd like to know.
maybe that should be our slogan to help sell more
Quote from: reefer on December 20, 2007, 11:43:15 PM
maybe that should be our slogan to help sell more
Yes, we can order ahead of time and fill up clear plastic cups with smaller portions of cookie dough then use market it was "The Only 2Girls1Cup brand cookie"
Is this for real? Are you serious? psyduck;
Quote from: Return of the Hustler on December 21, 2007, 04:27:22 AM
Is this for real? Are you serious? psyduck;
Boyah's state of poverty is as serious as it'll ever get, sir.
In other words, every dollar goes to a new server and an eventually Lawlzless forum.
I'm in dood befuddlement
Quote from: Title on December 21, 2007, 10:41:36 AM
In other words, every dollar goes to a new server and an eventually Lawlzless forum.
Precisely, so go sell as much cookie dough as humanly possible.
I can't believe this is actually serious.
If it really is, I'm in.
That cookie dough looks more delicious than the cookie.
I might buy a tub just for myself. I wonder how unhealthy and horrible for your body that stuff is? ness;
what
Quote from: Bassir C on December 21, 2007, 01:38:10 PM
what
http://valentrinne.com/boyah/index.php?topic=18205.0
god bassr read stuffz in the internal boards.
1. Buy $200 worth of cookie dough for self
2. Sell cookie dough at proportionally higher price
3. ???
4. profit!
Quote from: JMV290 on December 21, 2007, 03:20:22 PM
http://valentrinne.com/boyah/index.php?topic=18205.0
god bassr read stuffz in the internal boards.
oh
I'll do it I suppose.
Do we really get 200$?
I suppose I'll give it a shot.
I don't want my family waking up dead because of the poison, however.
Hm, I may do this, but I fear strangers.... befuddlement gonk;
Quote from: JMV290 on December 20, 2007, 10:16:44 PMOn January 15th, 2007
You already did it? How much money did you get? caterpie;
Seriously, I can't help, i'm not even supposed to be on Message boards according to my aunt.
I am the worst salesperson ever, I assure you.
Quote from: Lozal on December 21, 2007, 07:51:35 PM
I suppose I'll give it a shot.
I don't want my family waking up dead because of the poison, however.
:o !!!
Zombies :o
I was already a cookie scout and I'm already caught up in my poor school's fundraisers, but I might consider doing this.
This had better reactions than expected.
Quote from: JMV290 on December 23, 2007, 11:51:34 PM
This had better reactions than expected.
But you know not a single one of them would even consider buying it.
Quote from: Lawlz on December 24, 2007, 12:30:30 AM
But you know not a single one of them would even consider buying it.
Yeah. I was expecting people do their usual whining about it, but they seemed to like the idea.
Blaziken seems to be the only one who caught the "2007", but I don't think he realized that this was a joke.
If people actually are willing to do this, then maybe we will try some form of fundraiser, but right now there are different things to work out.
Quote from: JMV290 on December 24, 2007, 01:18:44 AM
If people actually are willing to do this
And none of them are...
Remember how many said they might be willing to donate, and when you finally set the thing up, they all either ignore it or just back out for some retarded excuse?
Quote from: Lawlz on December 24, 2007, 01:19:54 AM
And none of them are...
Remember how many said they might be willing to donate, and when you finally set the thing up, they all either ignore it or just back out for some retarded excuse?
i should set up a botnet on all of their computers and refuse to set them free unless they donate.
They're damn teenagers, guys. myface;
Quote from: Bassir C on December 24, 2007, 11:10:52 AM
They're damn teenagers, guys. myface;
five year olds can sell cookies.
Quote from: JMV290 on December 24, 2007, 12:40:39 PM
five year olds can sell cookies.
5 year olds don't order cookies off the internet
Quote from: JMV290 on December 24, 2007, 12:40:39 PM
five year olds can sell cookies.
Five year olds aren't teenagers. myface;
Quote from: JMV290 on December 24, 2007, 12:40:39 PM
five year olds can sell cookies.
five year olds are cute and aren't pizza faced anarchists spam;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 24, 2007, 01:05:12 PM
five year olds are cute and aren't pizza faced anarchists spam;
not to mention they give good head spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on December 24, 2007, 01:06:28 PM
not to mention they give good head spam;
damn, i forgot to mention loli loving pedophiles love a good 5 year old
lolmao @ the idiots who believed it
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 24, 2007, 07:09:14 PM
People believed it?
I hope not.
lol at idiots that believed people believed it
Quote from: Lawlz on December 24, 2007, 07:20:12 PM
I hope not.
lol at idiots that believed people believed it
lol at the idiots that believed people believed people believed it
Quote from: Doc at the Radar Station on December 24, 2007, 07:32:26 PM
lol at the idiots that believed people believed people believed it
lol at the idiots who were tempted to continue this chain
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 25, 2007, 01:28:44 PM
lol at the idiots who were tempted to continue this chain
lol at combo breaker
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 25, 2007, 01:28:44 PM
lol at the idiots who were tempted to continue this chain
lol at pennsylvanians
Quote from: Lawlz on December 25, 2007, 02:15:01 PM
lol at pennsylvanians
that's why I didn't apply to a single in-state school educate;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 25, 2007, 02:20:24 PM
that's why I didn't apply to a single in-state school educate;
I might.
Certainly beats the south. :|
Quote from: Lawlz on December 25, 2007, 02:25:23 PM
I might.
Certainly beats the south. :|
There's a couple good universities down there... Vandy for example.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 25, 2007, 02:33:18 PM
There's a couple good universities down there... Vandy for example.
Al Gore went there?
Looks like I'm signing up, :|
Update, we raised a grand total of zero dollars. Keep up the good work.
Quote from: JMV on April 11, 2008, 12:39:09 PM
Update, we raised a grand total of zero dollars. Keep up the good work.
No problem. It feels great to help keep Boyah on its feet. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on April 11, 2008, 12:39:09 PM
Update, we raised a grand total of zero dollars. Keep up the good work.
Always there when you need me. baddood;
aww... i wish i knew about this. i would have sold a but-load. :(
Quote from: :atomsk: on April 11, 2008, 12:54:13 PM
aww... i wish i knew about this. i would have sold a but-load. :(
It was pretty much a joke. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on April 11, 2008, 12:56:43 PM
It was pretty much a joke. baddood;
ugh... now i feel dumb.
Quote from: JMV on April 11, 2008, 12:56:43 PM
It was pretty much a joke. baddood;
just like me liking jmv <3
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