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Title: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: Infel on December 16, 2007, 08:06:22 PM
I really want to know. It's been on my mind since that stupid /b/tard started shitting here because he can't go to 4chan for his fix and doesn't know 7chan exists.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: YPrrrr on December 16, 2007, 08:08:21 PM
It's the old catch 22.

All you have to do to be admitted is ask. But if you can recognize you're crazy and ask, then you're not insane enough to be let in.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on December 16, 2007, 08:08:56 PM
If I'm not mistaken, a parent can commit you into an asylum at their discretion.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: Infel on December 16, 2007, 08:09:28 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 16, 2007, 08:08:21 PM
It's the old catch 22.

All you have to do to be admitted is ask. But if you can recognize you're crazy and ask, then you're not insane enough to be let in.
Aw, fuck. Any other way? Getting someone else sent in seems easy enough.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: YPrrrr on December 16, 2007, 08:12:14 PM
Quote from: KT on December 16, 2007, 08:09:28 PM
Aw, fuck. Any other way? Getting someone else sent in seems easy enough.
Walk up to the front desk, stand there for a second, then start slamming your head on the desk in front of the receptionist whilst drooling.

That may work
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: Feynman on December 16, 2007, 08:16:22 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 16, 2007, 08:12:14 PM
Walk up to the front desk, stand there for a second, then start slamming your head on the desk in front of the receptionist whilst drooling.

That may work


The insane don't want to go.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: Daddy on December 16, 2007, 08:17:52 PM
The Danvers State Insane Asylum
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: YPrrrr on December 16, 2007, 08:22:40 PM
Quote from: Bassir C on December 16, 2007, 08:16:22 PM
The insane don't want to go.
If they realize they don't want to go, then they're not insane
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: V on December 16, 2007, 10:22:31 PM
Just walk in. I'm sure they'll jump at the chance of concealing you from society.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: me003 on December 17, 2007, 02:15:58 AM
3 days on acid.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: The artist formally known on December 17, 2007, 03:08:18 AM
4chans back up and 7chan sucks balls. not active enough for my fix on /v/

and no i dont want to say sup /vg/
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: FAMY2 on December 17, 2007, 07:08:12 AM
Attempted suicide  works if you try it enough.   pseudo;  Of course you have to live through the attempt.  Fine line there.
Title: Re: What does it take to get admitted into an asylum?
Post by: Infel on December 17, 2007, 01:07:40 PM
Quote from: Clair on December 17, 2007, 07:08:12 AM
Attempted suicide  works if you try it enough.   pseudo;  Of course you have to live through the attempt.  Fine line there.
How do we make Zeta do this?

OH SHIT, I REVEALED THE POINT OF THIS WHOLE THREAD.