Sorry, I gotta post it here
http://www.meetthespartans.com/
Wow...that is just...wow...
That movie will suck.
300 already sucks.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 16, 2007, 07:44:42 PM
That movie will suck.
300 already sucks.
You are not a real man if you think 300 sucks
HOLY SHIT! That made me cringe.
Quote from: ClassicsJunkie on December 16, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
You are not a real man if you think 300 sucks
I think 300 sucks.
It's the kind of crappy movie they'd stick on Mystery Science Theater because there's so much to mock
Quote from: ClassicsJunkie on December 16, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
You are not a real man if you think 300 sucks
It sucked. It was made purely of Photoshop and Silicone breast implants.
Quote from: KT on December 16, 2007, 07:58:31 PM
It sucked. It was made purely of Photoshop and Silicone breast implants.
I didn't know Photoshop did 3D and blue/greenscreen.
Quote from: Zeta on December 16, 2007, 08:00:54 PM
I didn't know Photoshop did 3D and blue/greenscreen.
Can you recognize mockery?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING GOD DAMN FAGGOTRY?
THEY EVEN USED "EPIC". WHAT THE FUCKING COCK SHITS?
I'm getting tired of this fucking shit:
Epic Movie
Date Movie
The Comeback (Which I had forgotten the name of, and I seriously did a Google search of "Shitty Sports Comedy" to find the name)
and now this fucking shit?
Apparently the first 2 and Meet the Spartans are all from the same guys(o lewk they made scary movie too). Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg both need to fucking die for writing complete shit.
Quote from: ClassicsJunkie on December 16, 2007, 07:46:59 PM
You are not a real man if you think 300 sucks
It's not as bad as some other recent movies, but it's certainly not very good. Completely overhyped. The action scenes were cool at first but repetitive. The visual style took itself too seriously. It really wasn't that special. Some of the dialogue could only serve to make me giggle. Far too many Matrix-style dodges and stuff like that. And the beheadings? They were completely unnecessary, not to mention they looked about as fake as all of "Alien Dead" (go watch it sometime). For Christ's sake the trajectory of the heads after they were severed didn't even make sense. You trying to tell me the laws of Physics were different back then?
300 will only live on in fond memory in meme form. Only certain scenes were really memorable.
Oh, and by the way, the scene with the Oracle dancing in slow motion was the most fucking retarded thing I've seen in any big movie in years.
Meet the Spartans will suck.
300 sucked.
KAZ, LOCK THE THREAD.
IT IS OVER.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 16, 2007, 09:38:20 PM
Meet the Spartans will suck.
300 sucked.
KAZ, LOCK THE THREAD.
IT IS OVER.
Nah, I'd like to hear what he has to say in favor of 300.
i liked 300, yes, i am getting annoyed by all these spoof movies being made. they suck major donkey dick. the scary movies were ok, but any others sucked. srs
Quote from: JMV290 on December 16, 2007, 08:28:29 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING GOD DAMN FAGGOTRY?
THEY EVEN USED "EPIC". WHAT THE FUCKING COCK SHITS?
I'm getting tired of this fucking shit:
Epic Movie
Date Movie
The Comeback (Which I had forgotten the name of, and I seriously did a Google search of "Shitty Sports Comedy" to find the name)
and now this fucking shit?
Apparently the first 2 and Meet the Spartans are all from the same guys(o lewk they made scary movie too). Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg both need to fucking die for writing complete shit.
when i Googled "Shitty Sports Comedy" google asked me if i meant "shiny sports comedy" and The comebacks didn't even show up in my search results befuddlement
Quote from: noodle_976 on December 16, 2007, 10:55:22 PM
when i Googled "Shitty Sports Comedy" google asked me if i meant "shiny sports comedy" and The comebacks didn't even show up in my search results befuddlement
http://www.aintitcool.com/talkback_display/33823
Quote from: V on December 16, 2007, 10:17:08 PM
i liked 300, yes, i am getting annoyed by all these spoof movies being made. they suck major donkey dick. the scary movies were ok, but any others sucked.
The Scary Movies sucked too.
Parody films about films are fucking awful.
Quote from: Return of the Hustler on December 17, 2007, 03:39:38 AM
Parody films about films are fucking awful.
Even Spaceballs is fucking awful. I can't stand Spaceballs fanatics.
Quote from: Return of the Hustler on December 17, 2007, 03:39:38 AM
Parody films about films are fucking awful.
Airplane!, Young Frankenstein, and Blazing Saddles.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on December 17, 2007, 12:23:10 PM
Airplane!, Young Frankenstein, and Blazing Saddles.
okie, I'll give you Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles.
Never seen Airplane!
Quote from: Kaz on December 17, 2007, 04:02:25 AM
Even Spaceballs is fucking awful. I can't stand Spaceballs fanatics.
Love you too Kaz.
Quote from: Kaz on December 17, 2007, 12:40:36 PM
okie, I'll give you Young Frankenstein and Blazing Saddles.
Never seen Airplane!
I didn't really think Airplane! was that great... Like 2 scenes that made me chuckle and that was about it.
Quote from: Kaz on December 17, 2007, 04:02:25 AM
Even Spaceballs is fucking awful. I can't stand Spaceballs fanatics.
That means....
WAAAAH, WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!
It's the "next big epic movie", guys. I can't wait!
Quote from: KT on December 16, 2007, 07:58:31 PM
It sucked. It was made purely of Photoshop and Silicone breast implants.
Actually, I saw a show and the actors actually took on a pretty strenuous exercise routine in order to get wripped before the filming.
You're just jealous you don't have those big juicy man-tits.
Anyway, yeah, that was probably the most retarded movie trailer I have ever seen.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on December 17, 2007, 01:09:54 PM
I didn't really think Airplane! was that great... Like 2 scenes that made me chuckle and that was about it.
I wouldn't expect a fan of Spaceballs to be capable of appreciating Airplane!'s ingenious comedy.
Quote from: Selkie on December 17, 2007, 05:56:15 PM
Actually, I saw a show and the actors actually took on a pretty strenuous exercise routine in order to get wripped before the filming.
You're just jealous you don't have those big juicy man-tits.
Anyway, yeah, that was probably the most retarded movie trailer I have ever seen.
I'm saying basically they put too much into fancy-ass useless things for that movie.
I have to admit, I did enjoy it when the fag kicked that bitch into the hole of joy.
Quote from: Zeta on December 16, 2007, 08:00:54 PM
I didn't know Photoshop did 3D and blue/greenscreen.
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