ITT post your plan if you were to become president.
Mine:
I would begin the push downward through Mexico into all of Central America to create new states. They would start off as a unified entity, then one-by-one startig from Panama and working their way up, they would become U.S. states.
I would make all electricity 100% free and all power plants 100% backed by the government, then raise the tax on all electric appliances and light fixtures by the same amount that would be lost in payment of electric in all American households.
I would slowly remove troops from Iraq and set up robots that look like troops every few hundred feet. I would then order a draft and wage war on Russia, North Korea, Canada, and all other large and powerful countries who have nuclear weapons, in an effort to acquire them and shoot them into the sun.
I would then hire the most brilliant scientist in the world to create a serum that erases the memory of specific individual things, make it so it works on nuclear weapon technology, then order one million jets to fly across the world and release the serum.
I would raise the penalty of being caught littering to a $1000 fine and/or one month in prison for the first offense.
I would make it illegal to drive on the first Saturday of every month.
I would put forth 10% of all tax dollars to fund the research for electric cars. And I would put forth 80% of tax dollars to fund NASA.
1. Congress would never aprove of any of that bullshit.
2. If you could do that, I'd assassinate you ASAP.
Quote from: Punta Tombo on December 15, 2007, 06:42:25 PM
1. Congress would never aprove of any of that bullshit.
nigga stole my post
President can't do as much as people think. Otherwise, he'd be a king.
Joke thread was a joke, but thanks for killing it anyway I guess? gonk;
Take a government class retard
It's amazing how many things people think a president can change. He's not a king or a dictator.
lol youd be impeached
Go to the library and read a book on US Government. It'll do you a world of good, trust me.
How would you be able to charge a tax on the electricity used if it is free?
hai i'm going to charge you a 25% electricity tax
$0.00 x .25 = $0.00, you owe us zero dollars.
Quote from: JMV290 on December 15, 2007, 06:58:14 PM
How would you be able to charge a tax on the electricity used if it is free?
hai i'm going to charge you a 25% electricity tax
$0.00 x .25 = $0.00, you owe us zero dollars.
you make a silly point befuddlement
Quote from: JMV290 on December 15, 2007, 06:58:14 PM
How would you be able to charge a tax on the electricity used if it is free?
hai i'm going to charge you a 25% electricity tax
$0.00 x .25 = $0.00, you owe us zero dollars.
this is selkie remember
Would I be first man-lady?
Quote from: Lawlz on December 15, 2007, 06:44:00 PM
nigga stole my post
President can't do as much as people think. Otherwise, he'd be a king.
Well no shit. He only looks over one branch of the government and even then he doesn't even have close to full power of it
first i found it funny just because of what he said
and then i found it funny again that you idiots thought he was serious
Quote from: Birth Man on December 15, 2007, 07:49:30 PM
first i found it funny just because of what he said
and then i found it funny again that you idiots thought he was serious
This is Selkie we're talking about. He's said far stupier things.
Quote from: Punta Tombo on December 15, 2007, 08:15:00 PM
This is Selkie we're talking about. He's said far stupier things.
Oh come on I'm not that bad guys befuddlement
Quote from: Selkie on December 15, 2007, 08:15:48 PM
Oh come on I'm not that bad guys befuddlement
I would say what your stupidest post was but we've all heard it so many times I'd just be repeating myself
Canada doesn't have nukes.
All we got...
Wooden Tanks. gonk;