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Title: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Himu on December 14, 2007, 06:42:01 PM
But I said ew no. :(


What did I miss guys?
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: unwelc0med on December 14, 2007, 06:42:19 PM
we can make up for it now  wub;
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Samus Aran on December 14, 2007, 06:42:53 PM
I actually turned it down once too.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Hensa on December 14, 2007, 06:47:03 PM
Quote from: Speedykaz on December 14, 2007, 06:42:53 PM
I actually turned it down once too.
me too.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 14, 2007, 06:48:59 PM
I've never had a chance to turn down a chance to have sex. emo;
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 14, 2007, 06:52:07 PM
I was raped when I was reeeeal little.

I am pretty sure I've unintentionally turned down six chances for it.

But since I talk with a very open woman, who is also pregnant, she said if you can get past the first time, it's supposedly the best thing ever for them. You have to relax and shit.

If you get scared and clench, it'll hurt both of you, but it'l hurt you more and it might make it so you can't ever do it again.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: strongbad on December 14, 2007, 07:08:21 PM
I could of gotten a handjob last summer but I fell asleep. I was VERY tired.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: KonohaShinobi on December 14, 2007, 07:43:55 PM
Quote from: KT on December 14, 2007, 06:52:07 PM
I was raped when I was reeeeal little.

Is that why you're such an ass? befuddlement
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 14, 2007, 07:45:24 PM
Quote from: Return of the Hustler on December 14, 2007, 07:43:55 PM
Is that why you're such an ass? befuddlement
No, I'm an ass because I'm Autistic.

House probably is too, only he's live longer, and he's a doctor. You can't fire doctors now.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: KonohaShinobi on December 14, 2007, 07:47:31 PM
Quote from: KT on December 14, 2007, 07:45:24 PM
No, I'm an ass because I'm Autistic.

House probably is too, only he's live longer, and he's a doctor. You can't fire doctors now.

lol.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 14, 2007, 07:50:42 PM
Quote from: Return of the Hustler on December 14, 2007, 07:47:31 PM
lol.
It's a typo, you retarded son of a bitch.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Snorkel on December 14, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
I was at a aftershow/party thing one and this girl I sort of know from another school asked me if I wanted to watch her piss, and was insinuating sex. I kind of didn't want to watch her piss, and also she was very drunk, so I said no.  befuddlement
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 14, 2007, 09:54:42 PM
Quote from: Valentrinne on December 14, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
I was at a aftershow/party thing one and this girl I sort of know from another school asked me if I wanted to watch her piss, and was insinuating sex. I kind of didn't want to watch her piss, and also she was very drunk, so I said no.  befuddlement
Damn, watersports?
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: strongbad on December 14, 2007, 10:55:21 PM
Quote from: Valentrinne on December 14, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
I was at a aftershow/party thing one and this girl I sort of know from another school asked me if I wanted to watch her piss, and was insinuating sex. I kind of didn't want to watch her piss, and also she was very drunk, so I said no.  befuddlement

I would of said yes
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Samus Aran on December 14, 2007, 11:29:21 PM
Quote from: Strongbad007 on December 14, 2007, 10:55:21 PM
I would of said yes


Not me. I'm not into the whole watersports thing.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 15, 2007, 12:05:34 AM
Quote from: Strongbad007 on December 14, 2007, 10:55:21 PM
I would of said yes
So would I.

I'd also lodge my pinky in her urethra.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: heltar on December 15, 2007, 01:24:00 AM
never sex, just a lot of oral.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: bluaki on December 15, 2007, 08:02:01 AM
Quote from: Strongbad007 on December 14, 2007, 10:55:21 PM
I would of said yes
It's would've pseudo;
...I wouldn't have said yes.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Wrench on December 15, 2007, 10:44:58 AM
I've been offered blowjobs and handjobs.

Turned them down every time.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 15, 2007, 11:00:42 AM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on December 15, 2007, 10:44:58 AM
I've been offered blowjobs and handjobs.

Turned them down every time.
You're a good man. thumbup;
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: guff on December 15, 2007, 11:05:59 AM
Quote from: KT on December 14, 2007, 07:45:24 PM
No, I'm an ass because I'm Autistic.
i have rls ;_;
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 15, 2007, 11:23:02 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on December 15, 2007, 11:05:59 AM
i have rls ;_;
Too lazy to look it up. I'll say you have FAS.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: guff on December 15, 2007, 11:25:47 AM
Quote from: KT on December 15, 2007, 11:23:02 AM
Too lazy to look it up. I'll say you have FAS.
nope just autism
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: ncba93ivyase on December 15, 2007, 01:40:53 PM
Quote from: 引用 on December 15, 2007, 11:23:02 AM
Too lazy to look it up. I'll say you have FAS.
lol you're one to talk you ogre spam;
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 15, 2007, 01:41:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on December 15, 2007, 01:40:53 PM
lol you're one to talk you ogre spam;
I'LL USE YOUR EYEBALLS AS JELLY IN MY SANDWICHES. argh;
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on December 16, 2007, 01:54:08 PM
Quote from: 引用 on December 14, 2007, 06:52:07 PM
I was raped when I was reeeeal little.

I am pretty sure I've unintentionally turned down six chances for it.

But since I talk with a very open woman, who is also pregnant, she said if you can get past the first time, it's supposedly the best thing ever for them. You have to relax and shit.

If you get scared and clench, it'll hurt both of you, but it'l hurt you more and it might make it so you can't ever do it again.
lol
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 16, 2007, 02:30:37 PM
Quote from: Rydermongler on December 16, 2007, 01:54:08 PM
lol
Fuck you.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Selkie on December 20, 2007, 05:39:46 PM
Holy shit your dumb
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: bluaki on December 20, 2007, 06:42:44 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 20, 2007, 05:39:46 PM
Holy shit your dumb
No, she's just not a whore befuddlement
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: Infel on December 20, 2007, 06:58:48 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 20, 2007, 06:42:44 PM
No, she's just not a whore befuddlement
Kind of hard to say with a straight face, isn't it?
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: bluaki on December 20, 2007, 07:24:43 PM
Quote from: KT on December 20, 2007, 06:58:48 PM
Kind of hard to say with a straight face, isn't it?
Not at all, I honestly think that she isn't a whore.
Title: Re: I had a chance to have sex
Post by: mariofreak on December 27, 2007, 08:05:25 PM
never had a chance :'(