Or if not, or you already are a mod, would you like some other prize?
BOY, DO I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU
Create a story and/or rap using the following nine words:
-cryptic
-disdain
-embellish
-fervor
-gambit
-gullible
-heresy
-incessant
-incorrigible
Try to use context clues. Also, no profanities, please.
Man, I suck at creative writing.
Is there a time limit?
Quote from: KT on December 12, 2007, 09:51:27 PM
Man, I suck at creative writing.
Is there a time limit?
About 9 PM tomorrow night.
oh and who ever does this i will make sure to make him mod for at least a day, maybe more
Quote from: reefer on December 12, 2007, 09:55:37 PM
oh and who ever does this i will make sure to make him mod for at least a day, maybe more
Maybe the whole weekend.
Quote from: Lawlz on December 12, 2007, 09:56:33 PM
Maybe the whole weekend.
it's settled, the whole fucking weekend, until midnight of sunday/monday.
Quote from: reefer on December 12, 2007, 09:57:45 PM
it's settled, the whole fucking weekend, until midnight of sunday/monday.
Yes.
So now someone has to get to work.
I smell somebody trying to get us to do their schoolwork caterpie;
I would do it but honestly I don't give a shit if I'm a mod or not.
if i do it can i have some money
Quote from: Speedykaz on December 12, 2007, 10:05:28 PM
if i do it can i have some money
No you get to be a mod just like everyone else.
Quote from: Sylar on December 12, 2007, 10:05:47 PM
No you get to be a mod just like everyone else.
I've already been a Mod for too long and I'm an Admin now, damn it. :|
Quote from: Speedykaz on December 12, 2007, 10:09:05 PM
I've already been a Mod for too long and I'm an Admin now, damn it. :|
That's too damn bad.
Quote from: Speedykaz on December 12, 2007, 10:09:05 PM
I've already been a Mod for too long and I'm an Admin now, damn it. :|
holy shit you're an admin?
Quote from: reefer on December 12, 2007, 10:11:41 PM
holy shit you're an admin?
DEMOTE! He obviously hacked his way to admin.
Quote from: Sylar on December 12, 2007, 10:03:18 PM
I smell somebody trying to get us to do their schoolwork caterpie;
I would do it but honestly I don't give a shit if I'm a mod or not.
what if i send nudes
Quote from: Sylar on December 12, 2007, 10:12:59 PM
DEMOTE! He obviously hacked his way to admin.
I wasn't supposed to be a full admin back in the day but stole my power. :|
Quote from: Lawlz on December 12, 2007, 10:14:07 PM
I wasn't supposed to be a full admin back in the day but stole my power. :|
Most of the people in power here seem to have obtained it for less-than-worthy purposes. Seems like it's a tradition.
Here is my rap befuddlement
cryptic disdain cryptic embellish
fervor cryptic gambit embellish
gullible disdain heresy embellish
disdain gambit fervor embellish
incessant heresy incorrigible embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
incorrigible fervor incessant embellish
gambit cryptic gullible embellish
heresy incessant disdain embellish
cryptic disdain cryptic embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
incessant embellish incessant embellish
incessant embellish incessant embellish
DOOM doom;
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on December 12, 2007, 10:54:46 PM
Here is my rap befuddlement
cryptic disdain cryptic embellish
fervor cryptic gambit embellish
gullible disdain heresy embellish
disdain gambit fervor embellish
incessant heresy incorrigible embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
incorrigible fervor incessant embellish
gambit cryptic gullible embellish
heresy incessant disdain embellish
cryptic disdain cryptic embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
embellish embellish embellish embellish
incessant embellish incessant embellish
incessant embellish incessant embellish
DOOM doom;
kill yourself
Quote from: Lawlz on December 12, 2007, 11:01:59 PM
kill yourself
I was being serious though, and it is 2:00 am. suicide;
I can't do it, I don't know what those words mean. gonk;
Quote from: MetheE on December 12, 2007, 11:18:56 PM
I can't do it, I don't know what those words mean. gonk;
Look them up then. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on December 12, 2007, 10:14:07 PM
I wasn't supposed to be a full admin back in the day but stole my power. :|
I didn't care because I wanted you a full admin and Birth Man wanted you half admin
Quote from: reefer on December 13, 2007, 01:09:52 AM
I didn't care because I wanted you a full admin and Birth Man wanted you half admin
i love you
Lawlz was hard at work. His mother had asked him to embellish a cake for his disdained brother. His brother was an incorrigible little child, always trying to gambit Lawlz out of something that was rightfully his, such as the time he actually forced Lawlz to make a bet with him. Most of the time these losses were the fault of his own, because he was so gullible.
Lawlz himself was a sort of cryptic kid. He kept to himself, and most people had no idea what kind of secrets he had been hiding. One of his obsessions had been with the medieval Europeans. He enjoyed reading about how so many people were accused of heresy and burned at the stake.
Lawlz continued to incessantly work on the cake for his brother, although angry. As he opened up the oven to put the cake in, he felt a fervor blast out into his face. He had secretly put a little bit of poison into the cake, so his brother would die upon eating the cake.
He smirked. He knew his hated brother would be dead soon.
Alrighty, I tried. I know it sucks, but gimmeh mah mod position please. caterpie;
Quote from: Lozal on December 13, 2007, 04:35:50 AM
Alrighty, I tried. I know it sucks, but gimmeh mah mod position please. caterpie;
We still need a rap, and I won't appoint anyone until later this night. But yes, it's fine. navi;
Quote from: Lawlz on December 13, 2007, 04:37:59 AM
We still need a rap, and I won't appoint anyone until later this night. But yes, it's fine. navi;
Yay. wub;
I remember I was admin for like, 5 minutes once
JESUS CHRIST
I only hope we don't have an idiot on the team for the weekend. And considering 90% of mods/admins are the only ones on this forum who aren't retarded, the chances are slim.
if i do it can i be admin for the year
Just make me mod already.
Quote from: w00terz on December 13, 2007, 05:01:36 AM
I remember I was admin for like, 5 minutes once
STOP USING MY FUCKING RANK IMAGE, YOU'RE NOT WEEABOO ENOUGH! argh;
I was once sitting in a desert in a disdain
Embellishing what I could do with this newly gaind information
The Fervor of this more more was a newly paid sensation
I then walked to the nearest gambit and continued my new sensation
The gullible beaver said the newly norished pig
Heresy let me watch you devower that proclomation
The incessant of the incorrigible nation
That is amazing because I used all the words wrong.
I just noticed how very very shitty this was and how it dosent make any sense at all. pseudo;
Quote from: Ricky on December 13, 2007, 07:05:30 AM
JESUS CHRIST
I only hope we don't have an idiot on the team for the weekend. And considering 90% of mods/admins are the only ones on this forum who aren't retarded, the chances are slim.
if i do it can i be admin for the year
If the person does something stupid like delete every thread on the frontpage of this board, then they lose it.
AND I STILL NEED A GOOD RAP
Quote from: Lawlz on December 13, 2007, 12:58:42 PM
If the person does something stupid like delete every thread on the frontpage of this board, then they lose it.
AND I STILL NEED A GOOD RAP
what if they delete every thread then delete every thread from the recycle board
DO YOUR OWN RAP
Quote from: Ricky on December 13, 2007, 01:07:09 PM
what if they delete every thread then delete every thread from the recycle board
DO YOUR OWN RAP
THEN THEY WILL BE DELETED
and no thx
Your teacher needs to think or more original assignments. You had us do this before.
Quote from: Notorious J.M.V. on December 13, 2007, 01:11:54 PM
Your teacher needs to think or more original assignments. You had us do this before.
SO ONLY ONE OR THE OTHER?
But she's pretty adorable, so it's okay.
Quote from: Ricky on December 13, 2007, 01:07:09 PM
what if they delete every thread then delete every thread from the recycle board
DO YOUR OWN RAP
mods aren't supposed to be able to delete recycle board lol
and i really wouldn't care lol
RAP
Baby baby, why are your signs so cryptic?
You speak to me not with words but with motions rhythmic.
Should I talk to you and take the greatest gambit,
or keep watchin' you and not let myself risk it.
The incorrible guys around you only earn your disdain,
yet I'm at a point where there's nothing to lose, only to gain.
A guy like me with you might be seen as heresy,
but together from those barriers we can break free.
With your kind of beauty nothing can embellish you,
but with my loving fervor I promise to always be true.
I know you're not gullible, I'm not asking for a pity date,
but with this strange incessant passion, I know it must be fate
Yo, Czech it..
I was looking foe da Cryptic Jewish Heir...
Grizzly Bear? Playa I dont care...
I'll slap him on the ground, and shave his hair..
Walking up the street, looking like a gambit...
I doesnt know if them bitchez can handle it..
And then do everyone elses disdain,
Someone started singing Chocolate Rain!
Strolling up and down, starting to embellish...
Bitch! Hell Naw! I dont want no relish!
Up in High Town, playa said "Heresy..."
I said "Fool! Hold up, i gots ta pee..."
I dont know what the hell is Fervor.
All i heard was "Bloody Murder!!!"
Down to mah last two words in a second...
They could never be incessant...
I heard that motha' say, incorigible...
I said back "Hey bitch, i ain't the least bit gullible..."
Thats my Rap...
I would like a Certificate for my mod-ship-for-a-day...
I cant use it today, tomorrow, saturday, or sunday...
Next Saturday?
(1UP)
Whoa, deja vu.
okay i suppose ypr's is bearable
WINNERS ARE LOZAL AND HIM
[Snoop] Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks...
[Chorus: Snoop (2X)]
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
[Dr. Dre]
I used to know a bitch named Eric Wright
We used to roll around and fuck the hoes at night
Tight than a mutharfucka with the gangsta beats
And we was ballin' on the muthafuckin' Compton streets
Peep, the shit got deep and it was on
Number 1 song after number 1 song
Long as my muthafuckin' pockets was fat
I didn't give a fuck where the bitch was at
But she was hangin' with a white bitch doin' the shit she do
Suckin' on his dick just to get a buck or 2
And the few ends she got didn't mean nothin'
Now she's suing cuz the shit she be doin' ain't shit
Bitch can't hang with the streets, she found herself short
So now she's takin' me to court
It's real conversation for your ass
So recognize and pass to Daz
[Dat Nigga Daz]
Now as i'm rollin' with my nigga Dre and Eastwood
Fuckin' hoes, clockin' dough up to no good
We flip flop and serve hoes like flap jacks
(Snoop: But we don't love them hoes) Bitch, and it's like that
This is what you look for in a ho who got cash flow
Ya run up in them hoes and grab the cash
And get your dash on
While you're chillin', with your homies and shit
And how my niggaz kick the anthem like this
[Snoop] BEEEYYAAACHHH!
(Chorus)
[Kurupt]
...To the store, to get me a 4-0
Snoop Doggy Dogg paged, that must mean more hoes
So I head down the street to long beach
Just so i could meet, a freak
To lick me from my head to my feet
And I'm here, now I'm ready to be done up
Nothin' but homies around so I puts my gun up
Bitches on my nuts like clothes
But i'm from the pound and we don't love them hoes
How could you trust a hoe? [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a hoe's a trick
We don't love them tricks [Snoop:] Why? [echoed 3X]
Cuz a trick's a bitch
And my dick's constantly in her mouth
And turnin' them trick ass hoes the fuck out
Now...
[Snoop Doggy Dogg]
I once had a bitch named Mandy May
Used to be up in them guts like everyday
The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I get's released on a hot sunny day
My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
(Bitches ain't shit)
I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
Man, fuck a bitch!
[Chorus]
[Jewell]
(Dr. Dre in background "Bitches ain't shit")
I don't give a fuck about a bitch
But i and her know that they can't fade this
Cause i'm doin my own thingdown with the swang
I'm hangin' with Death Row like it ain't no thing
I say you know can't deal
Cuz I'm a btich that's real
Motherfucker need to step back, hell yeah
They need to chill
Because I don't give a fuck
And I don't give a fuck [x3]
And now I gotta do some...
And now I gotta do some shit that's clean
But when I'm on a dick, hell yeah, I get real mean
Like a washing machine
I can wash the clothes
All the hoes knows
That i'm on the flo' ho
But they can't hang with my type on swang
I ain't tryin' to say I suck every ding-a-lang
But just the juicy ones
Witht he tip of the tongue
And then their sprung
With the nuts hung
[Dr. Dre:] Bitches ain't shit
lol at all the censors
Quote from: Lawlz on December 13, 2007, 07:22:12 PM
okay i suppose ypr's is bearable
WINNERS ARE LOZAL AND HIM
Thanks Lawlz. wub;
Oh yeah, thanks Lawlz AWESOME
YAY YPR IS/IS GOING TO BE A MOD AGAIN
That post is confusing depending how you look at it. Since I'm too lazy to switch out of wap2 and see if YPR's a mod, I just posted the two options.
'YAY YPR IS (OR IS GOING TO BE) A MOD AGAIN' is what I meant to imply.