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Title: Give me ideas that will 'wow' my class
Post by: Selkie on December 12, 2007, 02:40:49 PM
I need to write a one-page narrative including these topics...

liking cheese
basic means of survival
senses
mammals
fearful
thinking logically
needing water to survive
used in medical experiments
stand on two limbs
breathe
make babies

gogo
Title: Re: Give me ideas that will 'wow' my class
Post by: YPrrrr on December 12, 2007, 02:42:34 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 12, 2007, 02:40:49 PM
used in medical experiments


made me automatically think Nazis.
Title: Re: Give me ideas that will 'wow' my class
Post by: The artist formally known on December 12, 2007, 02:46:22 PM
Mammals breathe in and out, fearful of the basic sense of cheese being the basic means of survival. Thinking logically they stand on two limbs, and require water to survive. They make babies used in medical experiments.
Title: Re: Give me ideas that will 'wow' my class
Post by: Daddy on December 12, 2007, 03:14:25 PM
Quote from: Selkie on December 12, 2007, 02:40:49 PM
I need to write a one-page narrative including these topics...

liking cheese
basic means of survival
senses
mammals
fearful
thinking logically
needing water to survive
used in medical experiments
stand on two limbs
breathe
make babies

gogo
i was going to think of an allegorical story in which you personify animals as different religions until i saw "thinking logically"


i guess you can still do that.


Humans are the atheists, that think logically and stand on two limbs.
Title: Re: Give me ideas that will 'wow' my class
Post by: Infel on December 12, 2007, 03:37:24 PM
Just fuck everyone in the class.