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Title: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Snorkel on December 06, 2007, 08:11:15 PM
Homeroom "master" because "teacher" doesn't sound quite right for homeroom.

Everyday he just claps loudly and says YEAH FOOTBALL GREAT DAY TO BE A RED KNIGHT (school mascot) YEAH GO SPORTS. And he never gives us anything he's supposed to, and almost never reads important announcements, and 3/5 days of the week he plays the MN Vikings goal song on his classroom's speaker system as loud as he can. It's fucking annoying, and I want to just punch him in the asshole. Hell, I'd punch his dad's asshole.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: The artist formally known on December 06, 2007, 08:15:29 PM
Do you have him all year? Semester is almost up.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Snorkel on December 06, 2007, 08:16:35 PM
Quote from: reefer on December 06, 2007, 08:15:29 PM
Do you have him all year? Semester is almost up.


Yes. Unfortunately homeroom's don't get mixed up with the rest of the schedule at semester.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2007, 08:26:56 PM
My homeroom teacher plays WoW. :/
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on December 06, 2007, 08:32:04 PM
My school doesn't have homeroom. :(
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: bluaki on December 06, 2007, 08:37:17 PM
Quote from: XYZ on December 06, 2007, 08:32:04 PM
My school doesn't have homeroom. :(
Neither does mine. Well, we have homeroom on special occasions like the first week of school, during standardized testing, and on report card distribution.
Quote from: Bijou on December 06, 2007, 08:26:56 PM
My homeroom teacher plays WoW. :/
You don't mean that s/he plays it in the classroom... do you?
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Himu on December 06, 2007, 08:51:38 PM
Quote from: bluaki on December 06, 2007, 08:37:17 PM
You don't mean that s/he plays it in the classroom... do you?
Exactly what I mean.  He does.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: me003 on December 06, 2007, 10:18:37 PM
Snorkel is a pooter punching professional.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Hensa on December 06, 2007, 11:01:43 PM
heres what you do:

right after he finishes doing all that annoying stuff, calmly and silently walk up to him, stare at him for a second... and then slap the shit out of him. and then quietly take a seat again...

im sorry, its the only way.  :<
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 07, 2007, 12:00:37 PM
Quote from: Valentrinne on December 06, 2007, 08:11:15 PM
Homeroom "master" because "teacher" doesn't sound quite right for homeroom.

Everyday he just claps loudly and says YEAH FOOTBALL GREAT DAY TO BE A RED KNIGHT (school mascot) YEAH GO SPORTS. And he never gives us anything he's supposed to, and almost never reads important announcements, and 3/5 days of the week he plays the MN Vikings goal song on his classroom's speaker system as loud as he can. It's fucking annoying, and [glow=red,2,300]I want to just punch him in the asshole[/glow]. Hell, I'd punch his dad's asshole.

I laughed pretty damn hard for a minute or so. caterpie;
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 07, 2007, 09:43:57 PM
I'm still laughing at that "punch him in the asshole" comment. goonish
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Samus Aran on December 07, 2007, 09:53:12 PM
I didn't know you had an anal fisting fetish.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 07, 2007, 09:53:39 PM
Quote from: Speedykaz on December 07, 2007, 09:53:12 PM
I didn't know you had an anal fisting fetish.

I'm gonna be laughing all night. chin;
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Snorkel on December 07, 2007, 09:54:36 PM
Quote from: Speedykaz on December 07, 2007, 09:53:12 PM
I didn't know you had an anal fisting fetish.


No, there will be no anal penetration. Just a good punch directed at the general asshole region.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Samus Aran on December 07, 2007, 09:55:56 PM
Quote from: Valentrinne on December 07, 2007, 09:54:36 PM
No, there will be no anal penetration. Just a good punch directed at the general asshole region.


Still, I don't think that would send the kind of message you're aiming for.
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 07, 2007, 09:56:31 PM
OH MY LAWD I'M GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Daddy on December 07, 2007, 09:58:53 PM
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on December 07, 2007, 09:56:31 PM
OH MY LAWD I'M GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on December 07, 2007, 09:59:47 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 07, 2007, 09:58:53 PM
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

It was funny. emo;
Title: Re: I hate my homeroom master so much.
Post by: Himu on December 07, 2007, 10:04:28 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on December 07, 2007, 09:58:53 PM
Teenagers scare the living shit out of me
You're sexy :P

*licks profile*