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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: ncba93ivyase on November 26, 2007, 03:08:08 AM

Title: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 26, 2007, 03:08:08 AM
http://www.spermcube.org/

Just request the little tube and mail-in pack, send it in, and they'll freeze it to build a one meter cube. It's no coincidence the website is in French. spam;

Also, wouldn't the semen thicken and become stale and yellow while mailing it?
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: bluaki on November 26, 2007, 09:11:28 AM
Eww, gross gonk;
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Jester on November 26, 2007, 10:04:10 AM
With threads like this, I miss the "penis" and "lol wtf" posts.  psyduck;
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Samus Aran on November 26, 2007, 11:26:31 AM
It seems like it would become useless while it's shipping, yes.
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: The artist formally known on November 26, 2007, 12:12:44 PM
Thats fucking huge holy crap
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Selkie on November 26, 2007, 12:16:04 PM
what the hell is wrong with people  edumacate;
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 26, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
Even if I could, I wouldn't. I couldn't live with myself knowing I had a child that I'll never know with a woman I've never met. :'(
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on November 26, 2007, 12:31:18 PM
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on November 26, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
Even if I could, I wouldn't. I couldn't live with myself knowing I had a child that I'll never know with a woman I've never met. :'(
Did you even go to the link??
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Selkie on November 26, 2007, 12:36:02 PM
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on November 26, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
Even if I could, I wouldn't. I couldn't live with myself knowing I had a child that I'll never know with a woman I've never met. :'(


Nono, they fill everyone's donation into a huge square bucket, and then freeze it into a big-ass block of semen.

Even more fucked up, if you ask me.
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 26, 2007, 12:45:21 PM
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 26, 2007, 12:36:02 PM
Nono, they fill everyone's donation into a huge square bucket, and then freeze it into a big-ass block of semen.

Even more fucked up, if you ask me.
But it's going to be used for women who want to become pregnant, no?
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Samus Aran on November 26, 2007, 12:47:09 PM
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 26, 2007, 12:36:02 PM
Nono, they fill everyone's donation into a huge square bucket, and then freeze it into a big-ass block of semen.

Even more fucked up, if you ask me.


That would be weird if twins occured in a woman who was inseminated with that mixture, because that provides the possibility of two completely different sperm cells fertilizing the egg, making twins that are radically different.

It's a slim possibility, but it's there.
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Selkie on November 26, 2007, 12:47:58 PM
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on November 26, 2007, 12:45:21 PM
But it's going to be used for women who want to become pregnant, no?


I thought it was going to be made into a monument  psyduck;
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 26, 2007, 12:49:17 PM
Quote from: Super Mario Galaxy on November 26, 2007, 12:47:58 PM
I thought it was going to be made into a monument  psyduck;
aaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhahahahhahaha ur sooooooooooo funny lol o lawd im dyin of laughter over here aaaa
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Selkie on November 26, 2007, 12:51:20 PM
Quote from: PHANTOM PHANTRON on November 26, 2007, 12:49:17 PM
aaaaaaaaahahahahhahahhahahahhahaha ur sooooooooooo funny lol o lawd im dyin of laughter over here aaaa



No I swear to god, I'm serious, that's what I thought...
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Daddy on November 26, 2007, 01:09:34 PM
You can become a spermcube shareholder. wtc;
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Samus Aran on November 26, 2007, 01:45:20 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 26, 2007, 01:09:34 PM
You can become a spermcube shareholder. wtc;


...they have stock? Or are the shares some other commodity, or what?
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Feynman on November 26, 2007, 02:38:32 PM
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3172/40067785yd0.png)
Title: Re: WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE YOUR SPERM?
Post by: Daddy on November 26, 2007, 02:39:54 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 26, 2007, 02:38:32 PM
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3172/40067785yd0.png)
It seems as if they spent quite a while calculating the trajectory.