I'm under the covers right now.
JEREMY ARE YOU MAAAAAAAAAAAAASTURBATING
DOES MOMMY NEED TO HELP
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
I just go to the bathroom with my laptop/ds/phone
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 14, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
Paper towel for clean up.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 14, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
It's for people that don't make a mess like me.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 14, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
Yeah, I don't like doing it for that reason as well.
Quote from: Innocence on November 14, 2007, 08:27:41 PM
I just go to the bathroom with my laptop/ds/phone
...powerofone;
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 14, 2007, 08:32:36 PM
...powerofone;
Well I dont use the toilet while on my laptop/ds/phone if that's what you think.
Quote from: Innocence on November 14, 2007, 08:33:48 PM
Well I dont use the toilet while on my laptop/ds/phone if that's what you think.
No, I know what you mean.
Quote from: Innocence on November 14, 2007, 08:36:30 PM
What do you think I mean?
Well considering that the only topic at hand is masturbation and where/how you do it...psyduck;
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 14, 2007, 08:38:57 PM
Well considering that the only topic at hand is masturbation and where/how you do it...psyduck;
Oh I thought the topic was about using the computer under the covers.
I'm so sorry. :'(
All I've got to do to make sure my parents dont catch me is keep my big mouth shut. I always let out weird sounds when I do.
Quote from: Innocence on November 14, 2007, 08:44:14 PM
All I've got to do to make sure my parents dont catch me is keep my big mouth shut. I always let out weird sounds when I do.
lol
I'm silent. powerofone;
Quote from: Innocence on November 14, 2007, 08:44:14 PM
All I've got to do to make sure my parents dont catch me is keep my big mouth shut. I always let out weird sounds when I do.
I've felt like I was going to make weird sounds a few times before but for whatever reason, I'm always silent while doing it.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 14, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
towel, sock, pillow? they all work
Quote from: bluaki on November 14, 2007, 09:54:20 PM
I've felt like I was going to make weird sounds a few times before but for whatever reason, I'm always silent while doing it.
You learn to be quiet about it pretty easily.
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 14, 2007, 10:14:29 PM
You learn to be quiet about it pretty easily.
I've never made any sounds while doing it psyduck;
Quote from: Innocence on November 14, 2007, 08:44:14 PM
All I've got to do to make sure my parents dont catch me is keep my big mouth shut. I always let out weird sounds when I do.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of twenty Boyagers simultaneously unzipping their flies.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 14, 2007, 11:27:54 PM
Did you hear that? That was the sound of twenty Boyagers simultaneously unzipping their flies.
No, just me.
Quote from: Sorbet on November 14, 2007, 11:27:54 PM
Did you hear that? That was the sound of twenty Boyagers simultaneously unzipping their flies.
shlick;
Seriously though, I lol'ed >_>
Haha, I have free reign of the house most of the time, and when people are here, they know to always knock. Ground rules. They need to be set. Especially when I pay half the utilities. yes;
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 14, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
Sock over the tip of the penis
it works wonders
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 14, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
I actually don't make a mess or anything at all >_>
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on November 14, 2007, 10:16:36 PM
I've never made any sounds while doing it psyduck;
I think that's it's just mainly girls that make sounds, but for whatever reason I've heard that boys usually don't make noises.
Quote from: bluaki on November 15, 2007, 12:34:35 PM
I actually don't make a mess or anything at all >_>
Yes, well it's a bit different for you, seeing as how you're a girl. There's no release (well, almost never, anyway).
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 15, 2007, 12:35:52 PM
Yes, well it's a bit different for you, seeing as how you're a girl.
It might also be worth pointing out that girls can't jack off.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 15, 2007, 01:13:50 PM
It might also be worth pointing out that girls can't jack off.
Whatever, I just assume that whoever is saying that simply means masturbation.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 15, 2007, 01:13:50 PM
It might also be worth pointing out that girls can't jack off.
I figured that was obvious enough, but apparently not, as we see in the quote below...
Quote from: bluaki on November 15, 2007, 01:18:35 PM
Whatever, I just assume that whoever is saying that simply means masturbation.
See: jacking off
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 14, 2007, 08:38:57 PM
Well considering that the only topic at hand is masturbation and where/how you do it...psyduck;
It's not. psyduck;
Quote from: Innocence on November 14, 2007, 08:39:41 PM
Oh I thought the topic was about using the computer under the covers.
It is. psyduck;
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 15, 2007, 02:18:24 PM
It's not. psyduck;
Notice how nobody cares about you using your computer under the bed.
The topic changed to masturbation. THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT MASTURBATION DAMN IT.
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 14, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
I don't get why people jack off in bed. It's a pain to clean that shit up.
I just sleep with the slimy web covering my entire body.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 15, 2007, 02:59:08 PM
I just sleep with the slimy web covering my entire body.
...that was a mental image that I wish I never thought about gonk;
Quote from: bluaki on November 15, 2007, 03:00:50 PM
...that was a mental image that I wish I never thought about gonk;
The thought of you being manlier than me makes me feel pretty bad. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 15, 2007, 02:59:08 PM
I just sleep with the slimy web covering my entire body.
Oh lawd, that's disgusting. myface;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 15, 2007, 03:01:34 PM
The thought of you being manlier than me makes me feel pretty bad. caterpie;
I'm not manly gonk;
Quote from: bluaki on November 15, 2007, 03:02:31 PM
I'm not manly gonk;
Aside from the fact that you desire women of course
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 15, 2007, 03:03:34 PM
Aside from the fact that you desire women of course
Sexual orientation ≠ masculinity :'(
Quote from: bluaki on November 15, 2007, 03:04:59 PM
Sexual orientation ≠ masculinity :'(
Post pictures. powerofone;