Trader Joe's is hiring. They haz nice benefits and stuff but they want happy ppl.
teach me how to be happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Believe in God so you can get to hevans
-Get a girlfriend.
-Get a friend.
-Get out of the house.
Quote from: Punta Tombo on November 10, 2007, 03:13:27 PM
-Get a girlfriend.
-Get a friend.
-Get out of the house.
- smile for once
get laid
Quote from: JMV290 on November 10, 2007, 03:18:09 PM
What are you doing tonight? wub;
probably going to a friends house where he plays guitar hero 3 and my other friend makes fun of him the whole time, why
Quote from: reefer on November 10, 2007, 03:23:32 PM
probably going to a friends house where he plays guitar hero 3 and my other friend makes fun of him the whole time, why
he wants your harbl
Go to the mall or accept the Holy Spirit and he shall cleanse your sins and fill you with eternal joy.
have sex
Quote from: Punta Tombo on November 10, 2007, 03:22:58 PM
We're talking about JMV, here.
when was the last time you saw a girl that was naked?
and not porn
and not a family member
and you put your dick in her.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 10, 2007, 03:40:10 PM
when was the last time you saw a girl that was naked?
and not porn
and not a family member
and you put your dick in her.
burned;
ive never had a female all my own :'(
Quote from: JMV290 on November 10, 2007, 03:40:10 PM
when was the last time you saw a girl that was naked?
and not porn
and not a family member
and you put your dick in her.
I saw a girl naked in the locker room.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 10, 2007, 03:40:10 PM
when was the last time you saw a girl that was naked?
and not porn
and not a family member
and you put your dick in her.
When was the last time you did the above when you were older than 8?
Quote from: Punta Tombo on November 10, 2007, 05:12:30 PM
When was the last time you did the above when you were older than 8?
When was the list time you did it at any age?
Also, other than dick in body--two years ago.
Just hug a female friend twice a day or more. You don't need to have sexual relations with her, but maybe try to jokingly get a hug, and if she's comfortable with it, get another the next day. It works. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 10, 2007, 06:06:35 PM
Just hug a female friend twice a day or more. You don't need to have sexual relations with her, but maybe try to jokingly get a hug, and if she's comfortable with it, get another the next day. It works. caterpie;
How do you jokingly attempt a hug without seeming gay?
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 10, 2007, 06:08:31 PM
How do you jokingly attempt a hug without seeming gay?
but they already know he's gay, it's ronald rollins for pete's sake
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 10, 2007, 06:09:41 PM
but they already know he's gay, it's ronald rollins for pete's sake
Rollins? rofl.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 10, 2007, 06:08:31 PM
How do you jokingly attempt a hug without seeming gay?
Just whenever both of you are rather happy, you can run and try to act like you want a hug with some shitty smile pasted on your face. A lot of women will assume you're joking so just give you one without it being a big deal, or just smile and stare at you. (though that's only happened to some friends, but not me)
If, for some reason, you do fail to get a hug, you won't feel like a dumbass. If it works, then you can comfortably have a hug at any time without trying to seem like some sort of sex freak.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 10, 2007, 06:08:31 PM
How do you jokingly attempt a hug without seeming gay?
Gay guys get hugs from girls? psyduck;
Quote from: ME86 on November 10, 2007, 06:12:49 PM
Gay guys get hugs from girls? psyduck;
They have a monopoly on it at my school
Quote from: ME86 on November 10, 2007, 06:12:49 PM
Gay guys get hugs from girls? psyduck;
girls wanna fuck gay guys
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 10, 2007, 06:17:51 PM
and us sraights get no love :'(
Nope. We get married, then they try to "train" us and use sex as the biscuits.
i like my milkbones
Quote from: ME86 on November 10, 2007, 06:26:08 PM
srsly? But, why...?
because they act like girls but have access to male equiptment
Correction, well at least in our schools case. UGLY girls like gay guys.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 10, 2007, 06:28:15 PM
because they act like girls but have access to male equiptment
I don't act like a girl... I'm only a pansy when I have to play sports, which I know nothing about.
Stay a night with me and find out.
Quote from: ME86 on November 10, 2007, 06:34:18 PM
I don't act like a girl... I'm only a pansy when I have to play sports, which I know nothing about.
Which is why you don't get hugs... except possibly around the time of gym
Quote from: ME86 on November 10, 2007, 06:34:18 PM
I don't act like a girl... I'm only a pansy when I have to play sports, which I know nothing about.
damn it so you really do like leon?
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on November 10, 2007, 06:39:18 PM
damn it so you really do like leon?
No, lol I just do that for the hell of it.