Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
I don't believe you have a girlfriend, have fun masturbating... alone.
Despite that this is total bullshit, it still was fucking genius.
I laughed.
lol
Wall of fucking text, seriously why would you date someone with rude parents? Everyone knows you should knock on closed doors.
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on November 09, 2007, 12:44:38 PM
Wall of fucking text, seriously why would you date someone with rude parents? Everyone knows you should knock on closed doors.
i need to get a blanket out of this closet, brr shure is chilli *knock**knock*
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 09, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
i need to get a blanket out of this closet, brr shure is chilli *knock**knock*
well you dont want to walk in on the monsters in your closet masturbating.
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.
Quote from: bluaki on November 09, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.
why wouldn't you?
Quote from: bluaki on November 09, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.
ur a fucking idiot for not wanting to try anything new
this fucking revolutinizes how we shit you dumb fucking moron
Quote from: bluaki on November 09, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.
It's gives you a whole new outlook on this shit-filled world. powerofone;
oh god that's great andrew :D :D :D :D
the thought of you having a girlfriend :D :D
Quote from: EIKLES on November 09, 2007, 01:18:01 PM
oh god that's great andrew :D :D :D :D
the thought of you having a girlfriend :D :D
i do psyduck;
selkie how about u go and write on how rape victims should be forced to carry a baby
you know make yourself look even more stupid
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 09, 2007, 01:21:58 PM
i do psyduck;
selkie how about u go and write on how rape victims should be forced to carry a baby
you know make yourself look even more stupid
psyduck;
psyduck;
psyduck;
I thought girls only went out with terribly unpleasant, conceded bitches if they were hot
btw: i changed my mind on that, abortion should be allowed for rape. Also, some people pride themselves on their image of stupidity gonk;
I LOL'd. :D
I could understand you doing something stupid like that, but in another person's house? :D :D
i never poop outside of my house. maps;
Quote from: holy dhit on November 09, 2007, 01:37:52 PM
i never poop outside of my house. maps;
Same. I've never taken a dump outside of my house. powerofone;
By the way I'm going to eat a lot of food tonight so I can try that one out
Next time I shit I'll try it.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 09, 2007, 02:05:36 PM
Next time I shit I'll try it.
Just got finished, just make sure you pull pants off all the way.
mmm sweet copypasta
this looks like copy pasta you bastard