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General => The Lobby => Topic started by: Andrew1911 on November 09, 2007, 11:34:37 AM

Title: my gf is guna kill me :(
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 09, 2007, 11:34:37 AM
Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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Post by: The artist formally known on November 09, 2007, 11:53:53 AM
I don't believe you have a girlfriend, have fun masturbating... alone.
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Post by: C.Mongler on November 09, 2007, 12:19:41 PM
Despite that this is total bullshit, it still was fucking genius.
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Post by: Daddy on November 09, 2007, 12:31:20 PM
I laughed.
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Post by: YPrrrr on November 09, 2007, 12:34:18 PM
lol
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on November 09, 2007, 12:44:38 PM
Wall of fucking text, seriously why would you date someone with rude parents? Everyone knows you should knock on closed doors.
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Post by: C.Mongler on November 09, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on November 09, 2007, 12:44:38 PM
Wall of fucking text, seriously why would you date someone with rude parents? Everyone knows you should knock on closed doors.


i need to get a blanket out of this closet, brr shure is chilli *knock**knock*
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Post by: Daddy on November 09, 2007, 12:53:29 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 09, 2007, 12:52:12 PM
i need to get a blanket out of this closet, brr shure is chilli *knock**knock*
well you dont want to walk in on the monsters in your closet masturbating.
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Post by: bluaki on November 09, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.
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Post by: Daddy on November 09, 2007, 12:55:53 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 09, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.
why wouldn't you?
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Post by: Andrew1911 on November 09, 2007, 01:04:59 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 09, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.


ur a fucking idiot for not wanting to try anything new

this fucking revolutinizes how we shit you dumb fucking moron
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on November 09, 2007, 01:12:31 PM
Quote from: bluaki on November 09, 2007, 12:54:04 PM
Uh... why in the world did you want to sit on the toilet backwards? psyduck;
That's disgusting.
It's gives you a whole new outlook on this shit-filled world. powerofone;
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Post by: Selkie on November 09, 2007, 01:18:01 PM
oh god that's great andrew :D :D :D :D



the thought of you having a girlfriend :D :D
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Post by: Andrew1911 on November 09, 2007, 01:21:58 PM
Quote from: EIKLES on November 09, 2007, 01:18:01 PM
oh god that's great andrew :D :D :D :D



the thought of you having a girlfriend :D :D


i do  psyduck;

selkie how about u go and write on how rape victims should be forced to carry a baby

you know make yourself look even more stupid
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Post by: Selkie on November 09, 2007, 01:27:49 PM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 09, 2007, 01:21:58 PM
i do  psyduck;

selkie how about u go and write on how rape victims should be forced to carry a baby

you know make yourself look even more stupid


psyduck;

psyduck;

psyduck;

I thought girls only went out with terribly unpleasant, conceded bitches if they were hot

btw: i changed my mind on that, abortion should be allowed for rape. Also, some people pride themselves on their image of stupidity  gonk;
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 09, 2007, 01:35:59 PM
I LOL'd. :D
I could understand you doing something stupid like that, but in another person's house? :D :D
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Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 09, 2007, 01:37:52 PM
i never poop outside of my house. maps;
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 09, 2007, 01:39:27 PM
Quote from: holy dhit on November 09, 2007, 01:37:52 PM
i never poop outside of my house. maps;

Same. I've never taken a dump outside of my house. powerofone;
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Post by: The artist formally known on November 09, 2007, 01:44:53 PM
By the way I'm going to eat a lot of food tonight so I can try that one out
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Post by: Daddy on November 09, 2007, 02:05:36 PM
Next time I shit I'll try it.
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Post by: The artist formally known on November 09, 2007, 02:06:34 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 09, 2007, 02:05:36 PM
Next time I shit I'll try it.
Just got finished, just make sure you pull pants off all the way.
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Post by: Feynman on November 09, 2007, 04:18:02 PM
mmm sweet copypasta
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Post by: 36chambers on November 09, 2007, 04:20:23 PM
this looks like copy pasta you bastard