You guys don't know what you're missing. spam;
I'm not missing it. spam;
srsly?
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 06, 2007, 03:47:06 PM
I'm not missing it. spam;
Because you were fingered in the butt? spam;
what did you stick up there?
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 03:47:57 PM
what did you stick up there?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Q_Tips_plain_BG.jpg/505px-Q_Tips_plain_BG.jpg)
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 03:48:22 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/29/Q_Tips_plain_BG.jpg/505px-Q_Tips_plain_BG.jpg)
I'm trying to think of a joke that involves earwax and butts, but nothing's coming.
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 06, 2007, 03:50:15 PM
One day I will collect all of your sick threads and print it into a nice little letter and mailit to your mother. spam;
...
spam;
smithicide;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 03:47:54 PM
Because you were fingered in the butt? spam;
Wrong tense. spam;
llol
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 03:52:09 PM
You're being fingered in the butt? spam;
It took you this long to finally get it? spam;
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 06, 2007, 03:54:40 PM
It took you this long to finally get it? spam;
What the hell are you talking about? spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 03:55:53 PM
What the hell are you talking about? spam;
You're slow. spam;
your first? jesus man you're slow
you can't physically have an anal orgasm anyway can you?
what is there to push out? shit?
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 05:34:43 PM
you can't physically have an anal orgasm anyway can you?
what is there to push out? shit?
You're an idiot. Not every orgasm has a release.
And yes, both males and females can have anal orgasms.
wtf, you used q-tips of all things?
Can I have a copy of Circle of the moon plz
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 05:35:43 PM
You're an idiot. Not every orgasm has a release.
And yes, both males and females can have anal orgasms.
what does it feel like, a normal orgasm?
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 05:43:33 PM
what does it feel like, a normal orgasm?
I wouldn't know.
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 05:43:33 PM
what does it feel like, a normal orgasm?
Yes, pretty much
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 05:43:33 PM
what does it feel like, a normal orgasm?
It's like the first time you ever masturbate, pretty much... except you feel it in your ass and penis. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 06, 2007, 05:51:34 PM
It's like the first time you ever masturbate, pretty much... except you feel it in your ass and penis. caterpie;
the first time i ejaculated so much fucking come came out i was like ;_;
Now I can't get that much. srsly, It was like I was cupping my hands and it filled them up. I can't do that now.
I'd rather use tables.
spam;
Quote from: Sorbet on November 06, 2007, 05:55:08 PM
I'd rather use tables.
spam;
What the fuck, you're still rubbing yourself up against stuff to masturbate?
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 06:27:57 PM
What the fuck, you're still rubbing yourself up against stuff to masturbate?
I used to use those squishy pillows to masturbate.
I still do sometimes. I have two, so I just put one on top of the other and stick my penis through.
I put my smooth fleece pants in between too, it feels really nice.
Quote from: EIKLES on November 06, 2007, 06:30:14 PM
I used to use those squishy pillows to masturbate.
I still do sometimes. I have two, so I just put one on top of the other and stick my penis through.
I put my smooth fleece pants in between too, it feels really nice.
What do you do about the semen?
Quote from: JMV290 on November 06, 2007, 05:54:28 PM
the first time i ejaculated so much fucking come came out i was like ;_;
Now I can't get that much. srsly, It was like I was cupping my hands and it filled them up. I can't do that now.
More comes out the longer you wait. I think that would solve your problem thar
So, uh, what happens if the Q-tip gets stuck in your bum?
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 06, 2007, 03:50:15 PM
One day I will collect all of your sick threads and print it into a nice little letter and mail it to your mother. spam;
Lawlz has a mom? v;
Quote from: Houdini on November 06, 2007, 07:36:42 PM
So, uh, what happens if the Q-tip gets stuck in your bum?
Then he gets a fun trip to the doctor's office.
Quote from: JMV290 on November 06, 2007, 08:33:46 PM
Then he gets a fun trip to the doctor's office.
Or leavs it up there until his asshole begins to rot. navi;
You're a homo.
Quote from: V on November 07, 2007, 04:27:57 PM
You're a homo.
Not my fault I don't like little niggerdicks.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 07, 2007, 04:28:43 PM
Not my fault I don't like little niggerdicks.
You're also an idiot. psyduck;
Quote from: Houdini on November 06, 2007, 06:46:40 PM
What do you do about the semen?
Put a sock over the tip of my penis
The new world must see this thread.
I have seen this thread, and I am enlightened.
Some of these threads creep me out.
Then I remember that I'm used to this >.<
OH GOD WTF.
I just saw this thread and I was reading it all then I saw my post and I was like what the fuck? I reliezed this was an old thread and I don't recall posting that post I had made.
lol I remember this
Quote from: reefer on April 26, 2008, 12:43:33 AM
OH GOD WTF.
I just saw this thread and I was reading it all then I saw my post and I was like what the fuck? I reliezed this was an old thread and I don't recall posting that post I had made.
haha, I just did that. Quit bumping old threads, guys.
What the hell lol
What the hell lol
lol that's great lawlz.
I've never stuck anything up my arse. befuddlement
boys are icky. Q('_' Q)
Jesus, just reading this thread makes me feel dirty.
Quote from: Houdini on April 26, 2008, 09:59:05 AM
Jesus, just reading this thread makes me feel dirty.
me too ;_;
Lawlz posted this the night of my birthday giggle; Coincidence?
Quote from: idunnlol on April 26, 2008, 11:17:45 AM
Lawlz posted this the night of my birthday giggle; Coincidence?
lol meaty cocks
I still honestly can't tell how much in this thread is real and how much isn't...
Quote from: samsam on April 26, 2008, 11:24:04 AM
I still honestly can't tell how much in this thread is real and how much isn't...
all of it is real.
Quote from: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 12:21:46 PM
yeah srsly
stfu i know you're stroking your penis right now to some porn. faggot
Quote from: Liquid on April 26, 2008, 12:24:44 PM
stfu i know you're stroking your penis right now to some porn. faggot
no not really
Quote from: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 12:26:45 PM
no not really
how's it possible to 'not really' stroke your penis? befuddlement
Quote from: Liquid on April 26, 2008, 12:30:29 PM
how's it possible to 'not really' stroke your penis? befuddlement
To not be touching it at all?
Quote from: bluaki on April 26, 2008, 12:39:30 PM
To not be touching it at all?
then i would have expected a much more forceful response such as 'No, I am not'. befuddlement
Quote from: Liquid on April 26, 2008, 12:40:40 PM
then i would have expected a much more forceful response such as 'No, I am not'. befuddlement
oh okay whatever
Is it possible to experience anal orgasm by pooping?
After seeing this thread again I'd like to state that you're a fucking weirdo.
Quote from: JMV on April 26, 2008, 01:49:23 PM
After seeing this thread again I'd like to state that you're a fucking weirdo.
it took you more than one thread read to realize this/ n_u
what the hell
Q-Tips don't work as well as a nice finger does.
Are you guys enlightened yet? maps;
Quote from: Bassir on April 26, 2008, 04:45:52 PM
Q-Tips don't work as well as a nice finger does.
Fingers aren't as smooth.
i was looking for this thread but i found the weiners thread instead baddood;
you should try sticking a dick up your ass lawlz
I forgot about this thread somehow even though it was bumped like twice now.
and um I've had one before but wouldn't Q-tips be a really horrible thing to use for it with the cotton at the tip
I lol'd when I saw that Bluaki posted in this thread for some reason
oh god lol
Good times
I remember this thread. When it was bumped, I was at Gigantour. powerofone;
im like what the fuck
Help me out. I'm a first timer :(
Dicks are better Lawlz. n_u
Quote from: Kevin on January 11, 2009, 10:49:13 AM
Help me out. I'm a first timer :(
You have to go find some Q-Tips first ;)
I'm still telling your mom. spam;
I just vomited all over my cat
Thanks alot lawlz
I'm locking this, it's fucking annoying.