what does vagina feel like
whats a vagina
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Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 05:36:23 PM
whats a vagina
that squishy thing between a womins legs
It feels sort of like a vice tightening around your penis until it explodes.
It feels like the garbage disposal; without the blades of course
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 05, 2007, 05:41:01 PM
It feels like the garbage disposal; without the blades of course
yeah it's more like claws
I don't know.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 05:48:50 PM
yeah it's more like claws
I like to think of it being more like spiked clamps.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on November 05, 2007, 05:48:50 PM
yeah it's more like claws
Wolverine claws to be exact... With virgins it's more like a badger's claws though
get a plstic baggy, turn it inside out and put it on top of pudding so the pudding isn't felt
then put grains of sand in it and drip some water insidfe and then put a rotteing fish inside
TA DA it's a vagina
warm and moist
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 06:00:42 PM
no it's cold and dry
no, it's warm and moist during but cold and dry before
you both are right
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 05, 2007, 06:00:42 PM
no it's cold and dry
wat
no its warm moist and dark like a cave
possibly a bear in there somewhere im not entirely sure
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2007, 05:58:15 PM
warm and moist
Perfect simulation: Fuck fresh baked brownies
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 05, 2007, 06:03:41 PM
Perfect simulation: Fuck fresh baked brownies
i thout it was aple py psyduck;
Quote from: Enclosed on November 05, 2007, 06:41:28 PM
i thout it was aple py psyduck;
That's another alternative pseudo;
Vagina is the single most pleasurable thing to have you your penor in. That and a shoe. psyduck;
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2007, 06:02:36 PM
wat
no its warm moist and dark like a cave
possibly a bear in there somewhere im not entirely sure
more likely raccoons
my girlfriend has a red panda in hers and it's so kyoot ^_^
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 05, 2007, 06:53:49 PM
Vagina is the single most pleasurable thing to have you your penor in. That and a shoe. psyduck;
brb sticking dick in shoe
Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 06:55:35 PM
brb sticking dick in shoe
High heels are the best. wub;
one time i looked in one and saw an eyeball gonk;
Quote from: Precious Golden Orb on November 05, 2007, 07:18:35 PM
one time i looked in one and saw an eyeball gonk;
That's what makes you splooge. yes;
Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 06:55:35 PM
brb sticking dick in shoe
lol you tried it too after he said that
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 05, 2007, 07:20:10 PM
That's what makes you splooge. yes;
i can splooge without eyeballs thank you very much gentleman;
Quote from: Precious Golden Orb on November 05, 2007, 07:23:46 PM
i can splooge without eyeballs thank you very much gentleman;
I was just sayin' when you penetrate that eyeball with your penor, it's like aaaaaahhhhhh. powerofone;
I don't have anything to stick in one pseudo;
It's... uh... like somewhat wet and slightly warm. psyduck;
Quote from: bluaki on November 05, 2007, 07:29:22 PM
I don't have anything to stick in one pseudo;
It's... uh... like somewhat wet and slightly warm. psyduck;
can we see pics to know what it looks like
Quote from: bluaki on November 05, 2007, 07:29:22 PM
I don't have anything to stick in one pseudo;
It's... uh... like somewhat wet and slightly warm. psyduck;
Use steroids and you will
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 07:30:23 PM
can we see pics to know what it looks like
Of me? No.
Wikipedia has everything though pseudo;
Quote from: bluaki on November 05, 2007, 07:33:49 PM
Of me? No.
Wikipedia has everything though pseudo;
seen them
I want some new pics.
mine smells bad
Quote from: bluaki on November 05, 2007, 07:29:22 PM
I don't have anything to stick in one pseudo;
It's... uh... like somewhat wet and slightly warm. psyduck;
stop giving people false hopes
the vagina is a dark, cold wasteland of sadness and woe
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 07:30:44 AM
stop giving people false hopes
the vagina is a dark, cold wasteland of sadness and woe
It is our job as men to make them fertile again.
Quote from: Enclosed on November 06, 2007, 08:44:39 AM
It is our job as men to make them fertile again.
If you can take the psychological trauma induced by intercourse, yes.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on November 06, 2007, 12:46:12 PM
psyduck; ...thanks for sharing gonk;
I've never really heard of one smelling good`
It's nice and dry, like a barren desert with the texture of sandpaper. <3
Quote from: samsam on November 06, 2007, 12:59:44 PM
It's nice and dry, like a barren desert with the texture of sandpaper. <3
Sandpaper? Really?
That's weird...
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 06, 2007, 01:02:16 PM
Sandpaper? Really?
That's weird...
Bet you can't wait for your first time, huh? yes;
Quote from: samsam on November 06, 2007, 01:06:30 PM
Bet you can't wait for your first time, huh? yes;
Well, no, I can't wait. It's going to be a multiple-day party yes;
Also... I heard the vagina feels like sandpaper if it's infected psyduck;
i hear that vaginas are the exact opposite of penises :O
Quote from: bluaki on November 05, 2007, 07:29:22 PM
I don't have anything to stick in one pseudo;
It's... uh... like somewhat wet and slightly warm. psyduck;
fap;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 06, 2007, 01:08:51 PM
Well, no, I can't wait. It's going to be a multiple-day party yes;
Also... I heard the vagina feels like sandpaper if it's infected psyduck;
aaaaaaaaa wtffff
888 jakpot
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 06, 2007, 12:47:02 PM
I've never really heard of one smelling good`
Depends on the girl and her cleanliness, as with nearly anything else.
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 02:09:12 PM
Depends on the girl and her cleanliness, as with nearly anything else.
But would that make it smell good? or just take the rank away?
Bored eh? pseudo;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 06, 2007, 02:17:47 PM
But would that make it smell good? or just take the rank away?
Uh well from personal experiences I wouldn't say that it's really a "good" smell, but it's certainly not bad.
Pretty much only dirty vagoos smell bad, unless of course the girl has something wrong with it...I suppose it's also somewhat possible that it has to do with what she eats, much like the taste of semen.
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 02:37:28 PM
Uh well from personal experiences I wouldn't say that it's really a "good" smell, but it's certainly not bad.
Pretty much only dirty vagoos smell bad, unless of course the girl has something wrong with it...I suppose it's also somewhat possible that it has to do with what she eats, much like the taste of semen.
OR HOW MUCH SEMEN IS INSIDE OF HER.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 06, 2007, 01:08:51 PM
Well, no, I can't wait. It's going to be a multiple-day party yes;
Also... I heard the vagina feels like sandpaper if it's infected psyduck;
Oh no Pinkeh has an infected vagina ;-;
Quote from: Kazakhstan on November 06, 2007, 02:37:28 PM
Uh well from personal experiences I wouldn't say that it's really a "good" smell, but it's certainly not bad.
Pretty much only dirty vagoos smell bad, unless of course the girl has something wrong with it...I suppose it's also somewhat possible that it has to do with what she eats, much like the taste of semen.
Vegetarian vaginas must taste like shit then china;
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on November 06, 2007, 07:20:21 AM
mine smells bad
The back of the shaft of my penis that connects it to my sack smells great. powerofone;
Quote from: Bassir C. on November 06, 2007, 02:42:02 PM
The back of the shaft of my penis that connects it to my sack smells great. powerofone;
how do you get your nose there
Quote from: Nox on November 06, 2007, 02:42:54 PM
how do you get your nose there
I rub my hand on it and smell it.
let us all smell our reproductive organs and share our knowledge
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 06, 2007, 12:47:02 PM
I've never really heard of one smelling good`
Actually I've had an encounter of a great smelling one. Jesus it smelt delicous
...you guys know I was kidding about the sandpapery thing, right? >.> It was from a derrickcomedy sketch. >.>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hm7pp_JFOs
I swares I'm not infected D: