in this thread you shall give me an anoymous letter asking for help with love, sex life, eating, or anything that comes to mind
just do it assholes
dear andrew
how can you hold make your lust for me
love anonymous
dear andrew
What does it mean when a girl randomly grabs my ass in gym class
love anonymous
Dear Andrew
how do I love
with my anonymous love, Tri4se
Dear Andrew1911,
What can I do to get Alex to fall for me? I've only known her for a month, but we both kinda like each other. I need something to really get her to like me. Also, her birthday is on the 15th.
- Sincerely,
Anonymous
dear andrew;
today me and this girl (who calls me tiger ^o^) started talking before class began
class was about to begin, so she was about to go to her seat, so she said bye and began to leave
then she turned around, looked like she was about to say something, got all red, and left
WHAT DID SHE WANT TO SAY :'(
dear andrew1911,
i forgot how to eat please help
-anonymous
dear andrew.
i am a 14 year old girl and my parents just dont understand. all of my other friends get to stay out all night and have their boyfriends over at night. they get new ipods when they come out and i still have an ipod mini. last week my friend "becky" had an abortion and my parents wont let me talk to her anymore. about 3 days ago my parents caught me cybering with a guy i met online and i think i love him. he tells me that im beautiful. i dont care that hes 30. i love him. how do i get my parents to let us love. they never let me do anything.
sincerely,
mistreated
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 05:25:31 PM
dear andrew;
today me and this girl (who calls me tiger ^o^) started talking before class began
class was about to begin, so she was about to go to her seat, so she said bye and began to leave
then she turned around, looked like she was about to say something, got all red, and left
WHAT DID SHE WANT TO SAY :'(
she was going to say "i hope my face doesn't get all red right now" BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
Quote from: reefer on November 05, 2007, 05:26:27 PM
she was going to say "i hope my face doesn't get all red right now" BUT IT WAS TOO LATE
:
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y did i laugh :'(
I really wonder what she wanted to say, though...hmm... caterpie;
THERE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME BELIEVE SHE WANTED TO ASK ME OUT china;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 05:27:54 PM
:|
y did i laugh :'(
I really wonder what she wanted to say, though...hmm... caterpie;
THERE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME BELIEVE SHE WANTED TO ASK ME OUT china;
Just ask her god
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 05:27:54 PM
:|
y did i laugh :'(
I really wonder what she wanted to say, though...hmm... caterpie;
THERE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME BELIEVE SHE WANTED TO ASK ME OUT china;
if you think she was going to but she was too shy, ASK HERRR.
dear andrew1911
can you please help the LSU tigers loose and drop out of the top 10.
Sincerely, a high spirited retard
I don't wanna ask her. I'm shy myself. :'(
Quote from: reefer on November 05, 2007, 05:21:35 PM
dear andrew
how can you hold make your lust for me
love anonymous
your shitty grammer makes me lust go back into the depths of my balls
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 05, 2007, 05:23:00 PM
dear andrew
What does it mean when a girl randomly grabs my ass in gym class
love anonymous
she wants to kill you
Quote from: Nox on November 05, 2007, 05:23:47 PM
Dear Andrew
how do I love
with my anonymous love, Tri4se
that is a good question, tri4se
but there is no love
only sex
u will die alone
Quote from: WrenchNinja on November 05, 2007, 05:24:39 PM
Dear Andrew1911,
What can I do to get Alex to fall for me? I've only known her for a month, but we both kinda like each other. I need something to really get her to like me. Also, her birthday is on the 15th.
- Sincerely,
Anonymous
get her a vibrator
shell be all yours
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 05, 2007, 05:25:31 PM
dear andrew;
today me and this girl (who calls me tiger ^o^) started talking before class began
class was about to begin, so she was about to go to her seat, so she said bye and began to leave
then she turned around, looked like she was about to say something, got all red, and left
WHAT DID SHE WANT TO SAY :'(
she wanted to say 'i gotta take a shit'
that also means she wants to take a shit on your relationship so that was the last time you saw her
ha
Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 05:26:17 PM
dear andrew.
i am a 14 year old girl and my parents just dont understand. all of my other friends get to stay out all night and have their boyfriends over at night. they get new ipods when they come out and i still have an ipod mini. last week my friend "becky" had an abortion and my parents wont let me talk to her anymore. about 3 days ago my parents caught me cybering with a guy i met online and i think i love him. he tells me that im beautiful. i dont care that hes 30. i love him. how do i get my parents to let us love. they never let me do anything.
sincerely,
mistreated
kill ur parents
that is the only way
Quote from: Bovice on November 05, 2007, 05:33:36 PM
dear andrew1911
can you please help the LSU tigers loose and drop out of the top 10.
Sincerely, a high spirited retard
i cannot help the impossible
Dear andrew,
What does it feel like to jerk off?
Love, sam (a.k.a. "anonymous")
dear andrew
your kid's a fucking emo bitch and I'm going to slit his throat
sincerely, anonymous
Dear Andrew,
if I grab this girl's boobs, will she get mad at me? If so, how do I do it covertly?
love .....er, from Selkie.
dear andrew
my boyfriend wants to have sex with me but i don't think im ready
he says if i don't let him play in my happy place, it means i don't really love him
what do i do
~anonymous
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2007, 06:13:13 PM
dear andrew
my boyfriend wants to have sex with me but i don't think im ready
he says if i don't let him play in my happy place, it means i don't really love him
what do i do
~anonymous
you let the bastard have it.
I mean hit him with a club.
Dear Andrew,
Before you die and leave this column to your child, can you tell me if they are really competent enough to offer advice?
love, a skeptic
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 06:16:21 PM
you let the bastard have it.
I mean hit him with a club.
ur not andrew
Quote from: WrenchNinja on November 05, 2007, 06:28:33 PM
My name is Andrew.
Andy? Drew? Ndr? Ew?
Nickname? caterpie;
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2007, 06:33:11 PM
what do i do
Charge money for him to sex you up. Or beat him with a club.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 05, 2007, 06:31:34 PM
Andy? Drew? Ndr? Ew?
Nickname? caterpie;
I normally go by Andrew or my last name. Mom calls me Drew though.
Quote from: WrenchNinja on November 05, 2007, 06:36:44 PM
Charge money for him to sex you up. Or beat him with a club.I normally go by Andrew or my last name. Mom calls me Drew though.
soich
soich
soich
SOICH
Quote from: samsam on November 05, 2007, 05:40:00 PM
Dear andrew,
What does it feel like to jerk off?
Love, sam (a.k.a. "anonymous")
i have no gentilia so, alas, i cannot say
Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 05:50:27 PM
dear andrew
your kid's a fucking emo bitch and I'm going to slit his throat
sincerely, anonymous
joke's on you
my kid has been dead for three years
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 06:00:34 PM
Dear Andrew,
if I grab this girl's boobs, will she get mad at me? If so, how do I do it covertly?
love .....er, from Selkie.
kill her and grab her breats
its the only way
also make sure to go to the police and tell them
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2007, 06:13:13 PM
dear andrew
my boyfriend wants to have sex with me but i don't think im ready
he says if i don't let him play in my happy place, it means i don't really love him
what do i do
~anonymous
dump him
and fuck someone right in front of his face
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on November 05, 2007, 06:16:50 PM
Dear Andrew,
Before you die and leave this column to your child, can you tell me if they are really competent enough to offer advice?
love, a skeptic
my child is dead :|
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 05, 2007, 06:57:44 PM
kill her and grab her breats
its the only way
also make sure to go to the police and tell them
alright so just for a general window, how long does it take for rigor mortise to kick in?
Dear Andrew,
I get lonely at night when my girlfriend leaves for trips to her town. What can I do to pass the time while her vagoo is not available to me? china;
Sincerely, Stephen anonymous
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 05, 2007, 07:03:28 PM
Dear Andrew,
I get lonely at night when my girlfriend leaves for trips to her town. What can I do to pass the time while her vagoo is not available to me? china;
Sincerely, Stephen anonymous
stick a thermometer up your urethra
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 05, 2007, 06:58:17 PM
dump him
and fuck someone right in front of his face
may i fuck you in front of his face
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 05, 2007, 07:03:28 PM
Dear Andrew,
I get lonely at night when my girlfriend leaves for trips to her town. What can I do to pass the time while her vagoo is not available to me? china;
Sincerely, Stephen anonymous
kill yourself
no vagoo
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 07:04:17 PM
stick a thermometer up your urethra
Listen mother fucker, I don't wanna hear about your twisted sexual fantasies about Mexicans. Leave me out of it, but record it for archive. Thanks wub;
dear andrew
oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer
sincerecly not good with computer
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 05, 2007, 07:07:26 PM
kill yourself
no vagoo
But I already paid for the suit and everything. gonk;
dear andrew i like dicks and cocks does this mean im gay
dear andrew,
is carrie a good movie
sincerely, a non-e mouse
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 05, 2007, 07:07:38 PM
Listen mother fucker, I don't wanna hear about your twisted sexual fantasies about Mexicans. Leave me out of it, but record it for archive. Thanks wub;
fine, geez, just jerk off then....
i just thought I'd suggest something new...
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 07:10:39 PM
fine, geez, just jerk off then....
i just thought I'd suggest something new...
Awww, ily still. wub;
Quote from: Precious Golden Orb on November 05, 2007, 07:10:00 PM
dear andrew,
is carrie a good movie
sincerely, a non-e mouse
girl has psychic power, girl kills all her classmates, the end.
Does it sound like a good movie?
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 07:11:35 PM
girl has psychic power, girl kills all her classmates, the end.
Does it sound like a good movie?
ya it duz
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 07:12:13 PM
yey, so... about what I was just saying wub; ...
k ill go and video tape me sticking a thermometer up my urethra brb
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 07:11:35 PM
girl has psychic power, girl kills all her classmates, the end.
Does it sound like a good movie?
yes caterpie;
Quote from: Gambit17 on November 05, 2007, 07:13:15 PM
k ill go and video tape me sticking a thermometer up my urethra brb
nono i meant jerking off
ew i don't wana see a thermometer up a urethra \:
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 07:21:21 PM
nono i meant jerking off
ew i don't wana see a thermometer up a urethra \:
lol I thought much you pervert you. =| Although, jacking off does sound appealing. yes;
Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 07:08:12 PM
dear andrew
oh god how did this get here i am not good with computer
sincerecly not good with computer
blow it up