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Title: Oh good jesus.....
Post by: Selkie on November 05, 2007, 11:56:58 AM
I went into the bathroom today at school, go to a stall, begin to unzip, and see a fucking piece of looseleaf with dicks drawn on it and a picture of a bird cumming into the mouths of it's babies, and white shit all over it, and all over the inside of the stall, and the most potent and terribly unique smell ever rising up from it.

I then make the connection...

I jump back, and run out, wiping myself like crazy and spitting. I taste the smell on my toung, and my spit(which is a lot because I just got a retainer) tastes like the smell, and oh god.

It was terrible.
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on November 05, 2007, 11:59:07 AM
lol
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Post by: KonohaShinobi on November 05, 2007, 12:03:25 PM
A bird fetish spam;
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Post by: Mediciman on November 05, 2007, 12:09:32 PM
Sounds Sexy.
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Post by: Nyerp on November 05, 2007, 12:34:17 PM
you liked it caterpie;
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Post by: YPrrrr on November 05, 2007, 12:36:04 PM
Dude, I know. Horseradish is so fucking nasty :'(
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Post by: Daddy on November 05, 2007, 12:38:43 PM
You didn't take pics of it?

Fag
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Post by: Selkie on November 05, 2007, 12:40:37 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on November 05, 2007, 12:38:43 PM
You didn't take pics of it?

Fag


I was holding my hand over my mouth because I felt vomit rising up me, holding my books with my other, and running the hell out of there because I invisioned cum in my mouth and smelled the most terribly horrible smell, and tasted it also because it was so strong.

I had no time to take a pic.
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Post by: Pyrate on November 05, 2007, 04:35:18 PM
gosh i'd like to see the explosion

and who the hell would want to fap at school in the bathroom psyduck;
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Post by: The artist formally known on November 05, 2007, 04:37:07 PM
what was the smell
i am lost
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Post by: guff on November 05, 2007, 04:40:08 PM
Quote from: EIKLES on November 05, 2007, 11:56:58 AM
...and white shit all over it...
Clearly, the perpetrator is a fish and has intestinal flagellates. psyduck;
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Post by: Feynman on November 05, 2007, 04:48:40 PM
Lots of people manage to smuggle milk into the bathroom for later consumption. psyduck;
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Post by: Selkie on November 05, 2007, 04:50:54 PM
Quote from: reefer on November 05, 2007, 04:37:07 PM
what was the smell
i am lost


It smelled like saliva

buckets upon buckets of saliva
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Post by: Pyrate on November 05, 2007, 04:51:52 PM
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 05, 2007, 04:50:29 PM
lol, at least theres no poop on the ceiling like at my school. spam;


wtf explosive diarrhea

or do they make scat films in your school's bathroom
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Post by: The artist formally known on November 05, 2007, 04:52:31 PM
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 05, 2007, 04:50:29 PM
lol, at least theres no poop on the ceiling like at my school. spam;
what a second how the
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Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 05, 2007, 04:55:55 PM
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 05, 2007, 04:54:44 PM
People think it's funny to put poop on the ceiling of the bathrooms so that it might fall on an unexpecting victim. lol

lol
how do u poop on the ceiling
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Post by: Pyrate on November 05, 2007, 05:00:03 PM
how does the poop stay on the ceiling
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Post by: FullmetalGanon on November 05, 2007, 05:00:42 PM
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on November 05, 2007, 05:00:03 PM
how does the poop stay on the ceiling

it'll fall eventually woop;
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Post by: Pyrate on November 05, 2007, 05:17:18 PM
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on November 05, 2007, 05:01:30 PM
Read post above yours.


no
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Post by: Selkie on November 05, 2007, 05:57:34 PM
Quote from: holy dhit on November 05, 2007, 05:00:42 PM
it'll fall eventually woop;


oh god that made me lol for some reason