Poll
Question:
Would you cut your dick off for a trillion dollars?
Option 1: YES
votes: 7
Option 2: NO
votes: 10
Vowuht
No. Money can't replace sex.
No.
I'd cut someone elses off powerofone;
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 01:12:40 PM
No. Money can't replace sex.
You are obviously poor gentleman;
Quote from: NotSid on November 03, 2007, 01:21:06 PM
You are obviously poor gentleman;
Yes, but that doesn't mean that money can replace sex. psyduck;
Fuck no.
Yes. I would then get surgery to place it back on. I win. wub;
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 03, 2007, 01:32:58 PM
Yes. I would then get surgery to place it back on. I win. wub;
I'd just become a woman. myface;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 01:34:49 PM
I'd just become a woman. myface;
So you'd get your balls cut off too?
I guess you could say what's the point of having them though...
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 03, 2007, 01:32:58 PM
Yes. I would then get surgery to place it back on. I win. wub;
You probably wouldn't be able to have kids, and you'd lose alot of the sensitivity. Maybe even the ability to get a boner. powerofone;
I wouldn't get rid of my penis for anything. wub;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 03, 2007, 01:43:20 PM
You probably wouldn't be able to have kids, and you'd lose alot of the sensitivity. Maybe even the ability to get a boner. powerofone;
I wouldn't get rid of my penis for anything. wub;
i have a trillion dollars
im sure id be able to find a way to bring everything back to normal with that amount of money
also i would put my sperm into the sperm bank if that would happen
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 03, 2007, 02:08:20 PM
i have a trillion dollars
im sure id be able to find a way to bring everything back to normal with that amount of money
also i would put my sperm into the sperm bank if that would happen
That's the first thing I'm gonna do once I move out. caterpie;
yes
No.
no i love my penus i'd rather live a humdrum life than be a dickless faggot prick fap;
i dun possess a pen0r, so i'll replace it with vagina
no i wub; my vagina
not really but it would hurt like hell so still no
You people are stupid. I cut it off and get the money, then use some of it to get my exact penis put back on in perfect working order.
Then think of what I could do with the money...I could buy every sports team I support and lead them all to their respective championships bedause I could spend as much money as I want (on some sports).
Basically anything on Earth that could be bought could belong to me.
Quote from: Punta Tombo on November 03, 2007, 04:36:13 PM
You people are stupid. I cut it off and get the money, then use some of it to get my exact penis put back on in perfect working order.
Then think of what I could do with the money...I could buy every sports team I support and lead them all to their respective championships bedause I could spend as much money as I want (on some sports).
Basically anything on Earth that could be bought could belong to me.
Yeah, but after you had everything there is to have, what else could you do? I'd rather keep my penis the way it is and be only middle class than be rich and depressed. powerofone;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on November 03, 2007, 04:38:12 PM
what else could you do?
Anything I fucking wanted. psyduck;
Quote from: Punta Tombo on November 03, 2007, 04:39:26 PM
Anything I fucking wanted. psyduck;
You could buy Africa three times over. caterpie;
Quote from: Punta Tombo on November 03, 2007, 04:39:26 PM
Anything I fucking wanted. psyduck;
It'd get pretty boring eventually, doing every single thing there is to do on Earth. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 04:40:15 PM
You could buy Africa three times over. caterpie;
I could probably do that now.
Well I voted yes, but it really depends. Will it be removed by a professional surgeon? or would it just be liek "heres a nice kitchen knife, whack your dick off plz"?
either way I'd probably do it though, who the fuck cares, I'd be rich.
Yes, then buy another penis.
That's a hard decision. Sure you can get back your dick through surgery, but it just wouldn't be the same.
Quote from: V on November 03, 2007, 10:45:34 PM
That's a hard decision. Sure you can get back your dick through surgery, but it just wouldn't be the same.
You'd be incapable of having an erection.
Quote from: Houdini on November 03, 2007, 10:50:02 PM
You'd be incapable of having an erection.
Yeeahh...I'd rather keep my penis and work for a living, and be able to experience sex normally.
Quote from: Houdini on November 03, 2007, 10:50:02 PM
You'd be incapable of having an erection.
Was there not a man that had his phallus chopped off by his wife, but managed to star in some porn films?
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 10:52:11 PM
Was there not a man that had his phallus chopped off by his wife, but managed to star in some porn films?
I doubt it.
Quote from: Lawlz on November 03, 2007, 10:52:11 PM
Was there not a man that had his phallus chopped off by his wife, but managed to star in some porn films?
Lorena Bobbitt was the culprit. I blame her for my inability to fully trust women till this day. orks;
Quote from: Houdini on November 03, 2007, 10:53:58 PM
I doubt it.
John Wayne Bobbitt
After the incident, John Wayne Bobbitt attempted to cash in on his notoriety by forming a band called "The Severed Parts" to pay his mounting medical and legal bills. The band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money to pay his bills.[8]In 1994, John appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis).[9] He also appeared in gonzo dominatrix films.
Quote from: V on November 03, 2007, 10:57:50 PM
John Wayne Bobbitt
After the incident, John Wayne Bobbitt attempted to cash in on his notoriety by forming a band called "The Severed Parts" to pay his mounting medical and legal bills. The band was unsuccessful and failed to generate enough money to pay his bills.[8]In 1994, John appeared in the adult film John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut, in another attempt to make money. In 1996, he appeared in another adult film, Frankenpenis (also known as John Wayne Bobbitt's Frankenpenis).[9] He also appeared in gonzo dominatrix films.
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Frankenpenis is the greatest porno I've ever heard of.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 11:00:48 PM
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no that would be too awesome
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 11:00:48 PM
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I don't have one, so I don't really know what it'd be like, but if I was a guy I'd doubtlessly do that for a trillion dollars.
If I had a billion dollars.
Quote from: Andrew1911 on November 03, 2007, 11:01:19 PM
no that would be too awesome
Seriously. I'd pay big money to see Gonzo in a porno.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on November 03, 2007, 11:07:29 PM
Seriously. I'd pay big money to see Gonzo in a porno.
He'd be the king of 69's. spam;