Poll
Question:
How many kids do you intend to have?
Option 1: 1
votes: 2
Option 2: 2
votes: 8
Option 3: 3
votes: 4
Option 4: 4
votes: 1
Option 5: 5
votes: 0
Option 6: 6+ because I'm retarded
votes: 0
Option 7: None, because I'm smart
votes: 3
Option 8: None, because I'm ugly
votes: 2
Option 9: None, because I'm sterile.
votes: 1
I want just one son. powerofone;
At least two.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 05:40:33 PM
At least two.
Thanks for overpopulating the earth, dickleshit. powerofone;
Two or three.
If I felt not sleeping for the next few years, I could probably save money by doing meth instead.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 05:41:04 PM
Thanks for overpopulating the earth, dickleshit. powerofone;
I don't see you doing anything to help de-populate it. caterpie;
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 05:42:44 PM
I don't see you doing anything to help de-populate it. caterpie;
There's not really much he can do.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 05:42:44 PM
I don't see you doing anything to help de-populate it. caterpie;
I'll limit myself to one child. While it's not ending overpopulation, it slows it down. If my child does the same, and others do too, the population will slowly sink. navi;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 05:43:59 PM
I'll limit myself to one child. While it's not ending overpopulation, it slows it down. If my child does the same, and others do too, the population will slowly sink. navi;
Too bad the "others do too" thing won't happen, thus rendering your plan useless. caterpie;
3.
Two boys and 1 girl pseudo;
We could do what China used to do. The only hitch is that the religious right would go apeshit.
Quote from: Houdini on October 28, 2007, 05:46:37 PM
We could do what China used to do. The only hitch is that the religious right would go apeshit.
Damn those people. Not wanting forced abortions and sterilization, wtf is their problem?
What the fuck is up with the question?
I'd say about 3 or 4.
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 28, 2007, 05:44:56 PM
Too bad the "others do too" thing won't happen, thus rendering your plan useless. caterpie;
I believe Japan's population is slowly dropping every year. I think it's estimated to be about 100 million in 50 years. Of course, there's also the fact people are moving out of Japan to America and whatnot, but it's not 1/5 of the population doing that. America's population is pretty much doubled every fifty years.
Quote from: Houdini on October 28, 2007, 05:46:37 PM
We could do what China used to do. The only hitch is that the religious right would go apeshit.
I don't want a nation of men. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 05:48:43 PM
I don't want a nation of men. caterpie;
suuuuuuure you don't spam;
1, I guess. Though I'm really leaning towards the "none because I'm ugly" choice.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 05:43:59 PM
I'll limit myself to one child. While it's not ending overpopulation, it slows it down. If my child does the same, and others do too, the population will slowly sink. navi;
We are not china.
Fun fact: A couple needs to have 3 children in order to produce a positive growth of the human population.
If they have one child it cuts the population in half (2 people to make one. So the 6 billion people would have 3 billion kids, who would produce 1.5 billion)
If they have 2 the population remains stable (2 people to make 2. 6 billion people would have 6 billion kids. who would have 6 billion kids)
If they have 3 or more then the population grows (2 people to make 3. 6 billion people would have 9 billion kids. who would have 13.5billion kids.)
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 05:54:33 PM
Fun fact: A couple needs to have 3 children in order to produce a positive growth of the human population.
If they have one child it cuts the population in half (2 people to make one. So the 6 billion people would have 3 billion kids, who would produce 1.5 billion)
If they have 2 the population remains stable (2 people to make 2. 6 billion people would have 6 billion kids. who would have 6 billion kids)
If they have 3 or more then the population grows (2 people to make 3. 6 billion people would have 9 billion kids. who would have 13.5billion kids.)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MATH DURING SUMMER IS BAD
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 05:54:33 PM
Fun fact: A couple needs to have 3 children in order to produce a positive growth of the human population.
If they have one child it cuts the population in half (2 people to make one. So the 6 billion people would have 3 billion kids, who would produce 1.5 billion)
If they have 2 the population remains stable (2 people to make 2. 6 billion people would have 6 billion kids. who would have 6 billion kids)
If they have 3 or more then the population grows (2 people to make 3. 6 billion people would have 9 billion kids. who would have 13.5billion kids.)
But if those two kids each have two kids of their own at 20, the population still rises by quite a bit.
1. I want to wait until I'm 30, though, like my mom did. china;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 06:00:04 PM
But if those two kids each have two kids of their own at 20, the population still rises by quite a bit.
Only temporarily, that would quickly be negated by people dying.
I want 2, a boy and a girl preferably
prolly 2
Quote from: Lawlz on October 28, 2007, 05:48:43 PM
I don't want a nation of men. caterpie;
We don't have to kill female babies.
One or two. I'd kill myself if it was two boys though. caterpie;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:08:23 PM
One or two. I'd kill myself if it was two boys though. caterpie;
Why?
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 05:54:33 PM
Fun fact: A couple needs to have 3 children in order to produce a positive growth of the human population.
If they have one child it cuts the population in half (2 people to make one. So the 6 billion people would have 3 billion kids, who would produce 1.5 billion)
If they have 2 the population remains stable (2 people to make 2. 6 billion people would have 6 billion kids. who would have 6 billion kids)
If they have 3 or more then the population grows (2 people to make 3. 6 billion people would have 9 billion kids. who would have 13.5billion kids.)
The problem lies in the fact that poor people tend to reproduce like rabbits.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 07:10:20 PM
She couldn't force them to have brother on sister sex.
Yeah... gay porn doesn't sell nearly as well
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 28, 2007, 07:09:03 PM
Why?
Because they'd fight and I'd beat the living shit out of them. argh;
Quote from: JMV290 on October 28, 2007, 07:10:20 PM
She couldn't force them to have brother on sister sex.
FUCKING NON-CHRISTIAN argh;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:11:31 PM
Because they'd fight and I'd beat the living shit out of them. argh;
Psssshh. You're a girl. Men have abused you for millions of years spam;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 28, 2007, 07:13:54 PM
Psssshh. You're a girl. Men have abused you for millions of years spam;
No because no men are strong enough to tame me. :|
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:14:52 PM
No because no men are strong enough to tame me. :|
Wanna bet? :|
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 28, 2007, 07:15:27 PM
Wanna bet? :|
I could take on every man on Boyah at the same time...and not get a scratch. :|
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:17:18 PM
I could take on every man on Boyah at the same time...and not get a scratch. :|
Somehow I doubt that :|
*shoots you in the leg*
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 28, 2007, 07:18:11 PM
Somehow I doubt that :|
*shoots you in the leg*
News flash! You're all weak little boys who cant go outside without melting. caterpie;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:19:45 PM
News flash! You're all weak little boys who cant go outside without melting. caterpie;
Yeah... that's why I'm a starter on the tennis team psyduck;
Me, Wrench, and Title do stuff... idk about everyone else though
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 28, 2007, 07:21:13 PM
Yeah... that's why I'm a starter on the tennis team psyduck;
Me, Wrench, and Title do stuff... idk about everyone else though
See I can already get inside your head naive, defensive boy. navi;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:23:30 PM
See I can already get inside your head naive, defensive boy. navi;
wut? psyduck;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:27:05 PM
YPR is confused.
YPR hurt himself in confusion.
And you're bleeding to death because I SHOT YOUR FUCKING LEG
3-4. spam;
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:19:45 PM
News flash! You're all weak little boys who cant go outside without melting. caterpie;
I can go outside if my woman goes with me.
I wake up in two hours. spam;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 29, 2007, 12:43:26 AM
I wake up in two hours. spam;
I wake up in six hours.
Why did I post that here? I can't tell one thread from another. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 29, 2007, 12:46:02 AM
Why did I post that here? I can't tell one thread from another. caterpie;
Perhaps you need to go back to bed.
One. :'(
She'd be intelligent.
Play the piano.
Speak three different languages.
Become a lawyer.
Support me until I died.
And be all around perfect. wub;
But, I know it'll never happen. :'(
Quote from: Sorbet on October 28, 2007, 07:19:45 PM
News flash! You're all weak little boys who cant go outside without melting. caterpie;
Not I. spam;
Quote from: Dante on October 29, 2007, 11:00:46 AM
Not I. spam;
i can go outside too if i feel like it
Quote from: JMV290 on October 29, 2007, 11:01:26 AM
i can go outside too if i feel like it
I have no choice; I have work in an hour. edumacate;
two, hopefully one boy and one girl.
Quote from: ME86 on October 29, 2007, 10:21:34 AM
One. :'(
She'd be intelligent.
Play the piano.
Speak three different languages.
Become a lawyer.
Support me until I died.
And be all around perfect. wub;
But, I know it'll never happen. :'(
Lol, you'll end up just like the Williams sisters' father
I might like to have one kid, but I just know he/she would be a disappointment and possibly a failure.
Also, I'd prefer that it be a girl.
My whole family is depending on me to continue on our last name...so I have to hope that I have at least one boy and he not be homosexual. OH THE PRESSURE gonk;
Quote from: NotSid on October 29, 2007, 03:49:53 PM
My whole family is depending on me to continue on our last name...so I have to hope that I have at least one boy and he not be homosexual. OH THE PRESSURE gonk;
I say you bring some guy to your house and you just start making out with him right in front of your parents. powerofone;
Quote from: ME86 on October 29, 2007, 03:57:26 PM
I say you bring some guy to your house and you just start making out with him right in front of your parents. powerofone;
I say you just make out with your parents.