So my sister called and asked for me, so my mom brought the phone to me. I was just about to get on the computer, and I just sat in my chair, so I didn't want to get up.
Mom: Here's the phone.
Me: Could you bring it to me?
Mom: Come and get it yourself.
Me: Why can't you just give it to me while I'm sitting down?
Mom: COME AND GET IT YOURSELF.
I turned around, leaned over, and grabbed the phone. I left my room to give it back to her.
Mom: What were you looking at on the internet? Why were you covering yourself up? (I still don't get that one. I just leaned to grab the phone. psyduck;)
Me: Because I'm lazy and didn't want to get up for the phone? psyduck;
Mom: What were you looking at?
Me: I was reading a review for Phoenix Wright 3.
Mom: Show me what you were looking at.
I guess I have FireFox set to delete all of my temporary internet files when I close the browser, so nothing showed up on my history.
Mom: That's convenient
Me: I WAS LOOKING AT A VIDEO GAME WEBSITE. WHY DON'T YOU TRUST ME?!
Mom: Things happen. That's why. I didn't say I didn't trust you.
Me: Then why are you asking for my web history?
Mom: TO SEE WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING AT.
Me: I DON'T LOOK AT ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE. WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
Mom: I think we need to move your computer down stairs where we are all at.
psyduck;.........
PROTIP: ALL MOTHERS ARE ANNOYING
hi mom
My mom caught me with porn on my computer twice and didn't really care much.
So you're mad because you're too lazy to get the phone yourself and your mom suspected that you were viewing porn for legitimate reasons?
If anything, I sort of understand her.
Unless your mum is a filthy feminist I guarantee she'd be relieved that you're
into women. powerofone;
Just tell her you were looking at porn.
heterosexual porn.
Quote from: Hyper on October 23, 2007, 09:43:38 PM
Unless your mum is a filthy feminist I guarantee she'd be relieved that you're
into women. powerofone;
I can
also split sentences for no reason. powerofone;
Atleast, you know, you have one.
were you looking at porn i think you were looking at porn phoenix wright is kind of like porn
and stop complaining
Slap that hoe with your pimp hand.
shoot your mom
dress up as your mother.
tl;dr cmongler;
Just because your mom wants her son not looking at illegal stuff.
lmfao. One time a few days ago I was reading the article about nails [like fingernails] on Wiki and my mother did the same shit. psyduck;