When my woman sat down beside me in lunch, I said her purse smelt like cat piss and she pulled out a gun and killed herself. powerofone;
Well, she didn't really kill herself, but time went on until I asked her to get a milk for me (my agoraphobia keeps me from walking up to the lunch line), but she refused to accept my damn money. So I was sticking it in her shirt and everything but she just giggled and still wouldn't take it. When she finally went up to get it for me, one of my female friends just had me stick the dollar in her (my woman's) MP3 player. WHEN CHEYENNE CAME BACK WITH MY MILK, SHE ALSO WHIPPED OUT A PIZZA AND I WAS LIKE lolwut, because a slice of pizza is $2 at my school, and she bought it just for me with her own money. I was like "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, she cares that I'm a frugal bastard that can't get in a lunch-line without shitting myself (though I haven't told her my fear yet.)" But yeah, she's probably the sweetest girl ever, and one of the most adorable white girls I've ever seen. caterpie;
ALSO, WHEN SHOULD I TELL HER TO HAVE MY BABIES?
You should tell her after you finish planting your egg sac inside her esophogus.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 23, 2007, 03:03:30 PM
You should tell her after you finish planting your egg sac inside her esophogus.
And should I force-feed her her placenta? powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 03:04:28 PM
And should I force-feed her her placenta? powerofone;
Until she consents to eat the rest willingly pseudo;
update me, lawlz. this girl your gf?
Quote from: Dante on October 23, 2007, 03:20:07 PM
update me, lawlz. this girl your gf?
SHE IS INDEED A WOMAN OF MINE.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 03:21:56 PM
SHE IS INDEED A WOMAN OF MINE.
THEN SHE MUST CONCEIVE THE ALMIGHTY LAWLZ'S CHILDREN AT ONCE.
Now. >:3
how did you get a womin like that? :'(
Quote from: SuperGirl:3 on October 23, 2007, 03:57:13 PM
Now. >:3
how did you get a womin like that? :'(
I really did nothing but look good and lowered my standards a bit to welcome white women. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 03:58:08 PM
I really did nothing but look good and lowered my standards a bit to welcome white women. caterpie;
white women look good to me thumbup;
Invite her to Boyah.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 23, 2007, 04:13:01 PM
Invite her to Boyah.
Just because we have a similar view on religion, it doesn't mean she'd like you. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 04:14:41 PM
Just because we have a similar view on religion, it doesn't mean she'd like you. powerofone;
In other words she doesn't exist. powerofone;
I bought my friend a $7 slushie before and she did nothing in return
Don't spend money on women
Quote from: reefer on October 23, 2007, 04:34:38 PM
I bought my friend a $7 slushie before and she did nothing in return
Don't spend money on women
Was it 108 ounces?
Also, she spends money on me; not the other way around.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 23, 2007, 04:19:21 PM
In other words she doesn't exist. powerofone;
She's very real, but I wouldn't want people I care about knowing about what I do in my spare time. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 04:40:01 PM
She's very real, but I wouldn't want people I care about knowing about what I do in my spare time. caterpie;
...Boyah is in your spare time?
Lawlz, putting it quite simply, you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time.
Quote from: samsam on October 23, 2007, 06:39:04 PM
...Boyah is in your spare time?
Lawlz, putting it quite simply, you have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much spare time.
srsly
haha ha ha
no srsly when are you letting her out of your closet because i honestly doubt the consentingly went out with you
also its not really a girlfriend if you can only talk to her during lunch at school
Quote from: MARIOMANIAC21 on October 23, 2007, 06:53:13 PM
I saw a girl once, does that mean she likes me?
she bought you a pizza
that obviously means you're an item
Quote from: Lawlz on October 23, 2007, 04:40:01 PM
She's very real, but I wouldn't want people I care about knowing about what I do in my spare time. caterpie;
WHAT SPARE TIME
SHE'S A GIRL YOU LIKE TO PLAY AROUND WITH DURING LUNCH
Interacting with females in a relatively mature manner does not equate to sexual companionship.
Quote from: Houdini on October 23, 2007, 08:40:43 PM
Interacting with females in a relatively mature manner does not equate to sexual companionship.
this is lawlz we're talking about here.
lawlz
Quote from: Dante on October 23, 2007, 08:41:50 PM
this is lawlz we're talking about here. lawlz
I know, but thanks for telling me.
Quote from: Houdini on October 23, 2007, 08:42:40 PM
I know, but thanks for telling me.
anything to help out Houdini.
Quote from: Dante on October 23, 2007, 08:43:45 PM
anything to help out Houdini.
Speaking of which, I sure could use fifty dollars right now.
Quote from: Houdini on October 23, 2007, 08:45:35 PM
Speaking of which, I sure could use fifty dollars right now.
paypal, or money order?
One guy never spikes the ball to me in volleyball...and he knows damn well I can kick his ass anyday :|
Quote from: Sorbet on October 23, 2007, 08:47:04 PM
One guy never spikes the ball to me in volleyball...and he knows damn well I can kick his ass anyday :|
Maybe that's why he doesn't spike it at you then psyduck;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 23, 2007, 08:48:23 PM
Maybe that's why he doesn't spike it at you then psyduck;
I'm sure he'd rather hit to me than get himself out. :|
Quote from: Dante on October 23, 2007, 08:49:44 PM
will do.
Send it to:
Mike Hawk
69666 Doodoo Street
Cocks, Michigan
lol, lawlz with a womin