Basic rules, quote the post above you and add 3 words to it. If a new post is added while you are replying, reply to that one, and not the old one.
Also, don't do the ice cream cones shit, it just kills the story. argh;
I'll start:
I like lolis
because they are
illegal. i stick
dicks and chips
in the closet
thats my stuff
in my vagina
skinned wallet. isn't
my stuff. so
pickles becuz i
eat ice cream
and babies becuz
i eat ice cream
cocks are in
princess hime's hands
because she's a
dicks. now she
is a whore
and it looks
on a seal
with a monsterous
DS stylus. O
all ye faithful
illegal immigrants need
money to eat
and whores to love
...Apparently I can't count. :(
Which meant rock-
the boat don't
shine like beavers
you fucking twoits
learn to spell (Yes, I mean it, dipshit.)
the end! yeah.
but then V
changed his tactics
and killed RAWL
because he wanted
to have Rawl's
money, not penis
for now LOL
(Blaj, shut up)
said the owl
which he did
which is when
blaj walked in
and was killed
rape scene that
involved bestiality and
, rusty power tools
and performed by
the mighty, awesome,
incredibly talented Hyper
who impregnated rae
ages six and
6.5, at which
for a school
so students could
have a circlejerk
while their teacher
watched child porn
and the students
sucked him off
because they had
cancer because of
second hand smoke
until osama penetrated
the teachers ass
and then shouted
Stephen Colbert is
my daddy
which is kinda
ice cream cones
and yet spaghetti
on top of
my erect cock
which is actually
like runny shit
a delicous cake
made with custard
and senior citizens
what the fuck
is up my
endless hole of
darkness and disparity