Well, today was a pretty good day for me. I talked quite a bit, but I was a little tired. Around lunch time, quite possibly for the first time ever, I was quite talkative. Shiloh, an adorable friend of mine which tends to be a little bitchy, was nice to everyone today and shared a huge bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos with me. Well, time passed shit happened and someone threw a tomato and it landed somewhere and eventually rolled down to me and I flicked it over towards Shiloh. Shiloh was like "owh" in some cute little manner and was afraid to touch it and didn't like it anywhere near her. After a while she got up and moved right beside me and I noticed just how big her breasts are. (she's a small and fairly thin little girl navi;) We eventually began talking about how this girl was making love to some nigger kid with Down's, and about how generic my friend's shitty band name is (for a shitty band), and lunch was almost over. Just a few seconds before the bell, Shiloh pulled me over to whisper into my ear. I was hoping to say she wanted to come over to play some Life Force or Super Smash TV, but she apparently doesn't think I'm that great. So she points to some kid about 2 tables away and says, "See that guy? He likes you." I was just like "Um, cool." My other friend was like "lol wtf did u just say cool," and I was like, "Yeah, it doesn't bother me." The first thing that happens when I get to class is the kid pats me on the back with a huge smile. I was expecting a hug, but I suppose not yet. Earlier that day, he messed with my hair a little (So long as the person isn't making it look sloppy or trying to braid it, I don't care who touches my hair because it feels good.), and he normally touches me in some way everyday with a huge smile on his face. It's obvious he desires my hot, throbbing manmeat, but I doubt he'll ever get it. I'm sure someone said "lol u no ronalds ghey so u shud get him" in an attempt to play a joke on me by having a homosexual man make advances toward me, but I really don't give a damn. Maybe the person I lose my virginity to will be a guy instead of a 13 year old girl. caterpie;
cool
edit: god damn i knew it, you're gay
i would go for mr big tits
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 03:51:02 PM
cool
TL;DR: AN ATTRACTIVE YOUNG MALE CRAVES LAWLZ'S PENIS
Wow... thats weird psyduck;
[spoiler](http://static.flickr.com/75/194572275_3b0575b390.jpg)[/spoiler]
lol ur such a fag
If I knew a guy liked me, I'd fear for my life. myface;
eww faggot
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 03:53:16 PM
lol ur such a fag
If I knew a guy liked me, I'd fear for my life. myface;
NOTHING WRONG WITH LOOKING GOOD, IS THERE?
Also, I'm glad at least one person out there loves me. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 03:55:14 PM
NOTHING WRONG WITH LOOKING GOOD, IS THERE?
Also, I'm glad at least one person out there loves me. caterpie;
It's either a girl or nobody for me. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 03:55:14 PM
NOTHING WRONG WITH LOOKING GOOD, IS THERE?
Also, I'm glad at least one person out there loves me. caterpie;
I'd totally do you
I'd rip you apart
to tell you the truth i wouldn't care if some gay guy thought i was hot or liked me or something, as long as they didn't act on their impulse or my friends assumed i was gay because of it.
acutally as long as i get a conversation from it thats not too akward i dont care
lol Fag china;
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 03:56:40 PM
to tell you the truth i wouldn't care if some gay guy thought i was hot or liked me or something, as long as they didn't act on their impulse or my friends assumed i was gay because of it.
acutally as long as i get a conversation from it thats not too akward i dont care
If he wants to give me the beef jerky, I'll accept.
But it's not going in my pooper.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 03:57:58 PM
If he wants to give me the beef jerky, I'll accept.
But it's not going in my pooper.
How about a blowjob?
Quote from: Rei Kazanami on October 16, 2007, 03:58:36 PM
How about a blowjob?
I WOULD HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. caterpie;
anyway now time for my love story
Yesterday some hawt girl I kinda knew made me kiss her. I wonder why. I GOT THE BIGGEST BONER EVER. wub;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 03:59:06 PM
I WOULD HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. caterpie;
I'd accept if I had no other means of getting one.
this reminds me of that time the faggot followed me off the bus, and i hit him with the stick a couple months back. i mean, if a gay person thinks i'm cute or whatever, fine, as long as they don't try to approach me.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 03:59:06 PM
I WOULD HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT. caterpie;
WWZD?
what would zayna do? lolz
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 03:59:44 PM
anyway now time for my love story
Yesterday some hawt girl I kinda knew made me kiss her. I wonder why. I GOT THE BIGGEST BONER EVER. wub;
you get a boner from kissing?
lolwut
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 03:59:44 PM
anyway now time for my love story
Yesterday some hawt girl I kinda knew made me kiss her. I wonder why. I GOT THE BIGGEST BONER EVER. wub;
OH GOD, I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A KISS FROM ANYONE. :'(
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:00:16 PM
this reminds me of that time the faggot followed me off the bus, and i hit him with the stick a couple months back. i mean, if a gay person thinks i'm cute or whatever, fine, as long as they don't try to approach me.
OH GOD, THE GAY GUY IS WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS ME
CLEARLY HE WILL RAPE ME
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 04:00:47 PM
you get a boner from kissing?
lolwut
Dude, I get boners from hugs. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:01:13 PM
OH GOD, I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A KISS FROM ANYONE. :'(
IT'S A WONDERFUL EXPERIENCE
It was only my second kiss ever. wub;
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:00:16 PM
this reminds me of that time the faggot followed me off the bus, and i hit him with the stick a couple months back. i mean, if a gay person thinks i'm cute or whatever, fine, as long as they don't try to approach me.
In my freshman year, a gay kid wanted to give me a blowjob. gonk;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:01:13 PM
OH GOD, I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN A KISS FROM ANYONE. :'(OH GOD, THE GAY GUY IS WALKING RIGHT TOWARDS ME
CLEARLY HE WILL RAPE ME
he grabbed my shoulder. :|
also, i don't mean "approach" as in walk up to me or whatever. once a gay guy just came up to me and and said that i'm sexy. it makes me uncomfortable.
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 04:01:23 PM
Dude, I get boners from hugs. caterpie;
i do only when im not expecting it but then i relize the girls boobs are huge and they're touching me and they're pretty out in the open
i usually dont notice huge boobs until the girl does something to make them bounce and then i notice them immediately
I have a friend who has a gay kid following him around, and he hates his guts. The gay guy just switched into all of his classes. I felt so bad for him. :'(
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 04:02:23 PM
In my freshman year, a gay kid wanted to give me a blowjob. gonk;
that was your first and last offer man, should have taken it
you only get one
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:02:52 PM
he grabbed my shoulder. :|
also, i don't mean "approach" as in walk up to me or whatever. once a gay guy just came up to me and and said that i'm sexy. it makes me uncomfortable.
;)
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:00:16 PM
this reminds me of that time the faggot followed me off the bus, and i hit him with the stick a couple months back. i mean, if a gay person thinks i'm cute or whatever, fine, as long as they don't try to approach me.
(http://www.noobtoob.com/images/Episode22-small.jpg)
O GOD, STAY AWAY YOU FAGGOT
Quote from: WrenchNinja on October 16, 2007, 04:02:23 PM
In my freshman year, a gay kid wanted to give me a blowjob. gonk;
i made a thread a couple months back about how this guy followed me off the bus and asked if he could suck my dick. he then grabbed my shoulder and i pushed him. he wouldn't let me pass to go in the door to my job, so i hit him with this stick i grabbed.
gonk;
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 04:03:03 PM
i do only when im not expecting it but then i relize the girls boobs are huge and they're touching me and they're pretty out in the open
i usually dont notice huge boobs until the girl does something to make them bounce and then i notice them immediately
I'm always on the lookout for nice large boobs. powerofone;
also the girl that kissed me had huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ones buw;
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:04:24 PM
i made a thread a couple months back about how this guy followed me off the bus and asked if he could suck my dick. he then grabbed my shoulder and i pushed him. he wouldn't let me pass to go in the door to my job, so i hit him with this stick i grabbed.
gonk;
What if it had been a beautiful young girl about the age of 13? gooncamp;
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 04:03:52 PM
that was your first and last offer man, should have taken it
you only get one
oh hi, I'm WrenchNinja.
Girls actually like me and I have a social life. I'll get plenty of offers.
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:04:24 PM
i made a thread a couple months back about how this guy followed me off the bus and asked if he could suck my dick. he then grabbed my shoulder and i pushed him. he wouldn't let me pass to go in the door to my job, so i hit him with this stick i grabbed.
gonk;
Did you win? pseudo;
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 04:04:48 PM
I'm always on the lookout for nice large boobs. powerofone;
also the girl that kissed me had huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge ones buw;
I usually like mine flat, but an adorable little girl like Shiloh looks cuter when they seem nice and round. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:05:35 PM
What if it had been a beautiful young girl about the age of 13? gooncamp;
i was 17 when it happened, so if i would have accepted it from the 13 year old, it would be considered rape...
but yes, i would have taken it. weewee;
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:04:24 PM
i made a thread a couple months back about how this guy followed me off the bus and asked if he could suck my dick. he then grabbed my shoulder and i pushed him. he wouldn't let me pass to go in the door to my job, so i hit him with this stick i grabbed.
gonk;
Awesome. What'd he do afterwards? powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:06:41 PM
I usually like mine flat, but an adorable little girl like Shiloh looks cuter when they seem nice and round. caterpie;
i like them all, as long as they're not saggy triangles.
And my god I hate fake tits.
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 04:08:30 PM
Awesome. What'd he do afterwards? powerofone;
found the closest bush and v paid him $4
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 04:08:30 PM
Awesome. What'd he do afterwards? powerofone;
i had my phone in hand and started to call the cops and he ran.
Quote from: reefer on October 16, 2007, 04:10:00 PM
found the closest bush and v paid him $4
lmao
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:06:41 PM
I usually like mine flat, but an adorable little girl like Shiloh looks cuter when they seem nice and round. caterpie;
I love the nice round ones. wub;
Quote from: Dante on October 16, 2007, 04:10:15 PM
i had my phone in hand and started to call the cops and he ran.
lmao
awesome lol
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 04:11:26 PM
I love the nice round ones. wub;
LITTLE BUMPS YOU CAN JUST PINCH AND GIGGLE LIKE ZAYNA'S ARE BETTER powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:12:15 PM
LITTLE BUMPS YOU CAN JUST PINCH AND GIGGLE LIKE ZAYNA'S ARE BETTER powerofone;
You giggle boobs? psyduck; Ecksplane plox
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:12:15 PM
LITTLE BUMPS YOU CAN JUST PINCH AND GIGGLE LIKE ZAYNA'S ARE BETTER powerofone;
Yeah, I guess they look okay on some people. My math teacher comes to mind. powerofone;
dont let this thread die aaaahhhh
Make this the PoTD. magician;
lawlz, wtf srsly
Flamin's Hot Cheetos are sooooo good.
Great, now you've made me hungry.
But yeah, go for the dude.
Quote from: Guava on October 16, 2007, 04:38:57 PM
Flamin's Hot Cheetos are sooooo good.
Great, now you've made me hungry.
But yeah, go for the dude.
OR SHOULD I GO FOR A MOST EXCELLENT BABE LIKE SHILOH WHICH I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH OR GO TO CALIFORNIA AND MAKE SWEET LOVIN' TO ZAYNA?
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:44:23 PM
OR SHOULD I GO FOR A MOST EXCELLENT BABE LIKE SHILOH WHICH I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH OR GO TO CALIFORNIA AND MAKE SWEET LOVIN' TO ZAYNA?
pics of shiloh&her boobs
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:44:23 PM
OR SHOULD I GO FOR A MOST EXCELLENT BABE LIKE SHILOH WHICH I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH OR GO TO CALIFORNIA AND MAKE SWEET LOVIN' TO ZAYNA?
You better hurry before her skin turns into jerky
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:44:23 PM
OR SHOULD I GO FOR A MOST EXCELLENT BABE LIKE SHILOH WHICH I REALLY DON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH OR GO TO CALIFORNIA AND MAKE SWEET LOVIN' TO ZAYNA?
Go for Shiloh. If that fails, go to California. If you can't go to California, go for the gay guy. If that fails, become an hero.
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 04:44:56 PM
pics of siloh&her boobs
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4811/ohalluskg0.jpg)
an old shitty image of her but she's still adorable with carrot orange hair
Quote from: Guava on October 16, 2007, 04:47:03 PM
Go for Shiloh. If that fails, go to California. If you can't go to California, go for the gay guy. If that fails, become an hero.
I think that sounds pretty good. thumbup;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:47:53 PM
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4811/ohalluskg0.jpg)
an old shitty image of her but she's still adorable with carrot orange hair
eww
any other pics because if what you say is true that one doesn't do her any good
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:47:53 PM
I think that sounds pretty good. thumbup;
And if you fail in your attempt to become an hero, eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
Quote from: NINTENDUDE312 on October 16, 2007, 04:49:40 PM
eww
any other pics because if what you say is true that one doesn't do her any good
THAT MAKES HER LOOKS LIKE HER FACE IS SHARP THIN AND UGLY AND IT REALLY ISN'T. caterpie;
and since im not a little emo kid that obsesses over shit like myspace of course i dont have any more
Quote from: Guava on October 16, 2007, 04:50:33 PM
And if you fail in your attempt to become an hero, eat Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
I SHALL DIE WITH MY STOMACH FULL
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:51:17 PM
THAT MAKES HER LOOKS LIKE HER FACE IS SHARP THIN AND UGLY AND IT REALLY ISN'T. caterpie;
Gimme her last name, I'll look her up, and I swear I won't rape her. caterpie;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 16, 2007, 04:51:17 PM
I SHALL DIE WITH MY STOMACH FULL
Better yet, go ahead and skip the first three steps because they're pretty much destined to fail.
no it cant die yet
Faggot
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 16, 2007, 06:10:28 PM
Faggot
you're just jelliss that lawlz has a man and you don't
There's this girl who touches me all the time. And she stares at me. ;-;
But she's pretty cute...
Quote from: Precious on October 16, 2007, 06:27:33 PM
There's this girl who touches me all the time. And she stares at me. ;-;
But she's pretty cute...
...I like where this is going. powerofone;
And for some reason the name Lyndsey turns me on ;-;
Theirs like 1 gay kid in my whole school.
Quote from: Precious on October 16, 2007, 06:30:48 PM
And for some reason the name Lyndsey turns me on ;-;
Pics please ;-;
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 16, 2007, 06:38:08 PM
Theirs like 1 gay kid in my whole school.
There are at least three in mine. And some lesbians, too. powerofone;
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 06:49:50 PM
COME TO CALIFORNIA SO WE CAN GET STONED AND TAKE TURNS BONING ZAYNA
im in cali
can we do that?
ill make my master cheif helment into a bong
Quote from: steal on October 16, 2007, 07:15:05 PM
fukken sweet, i've always wanted to smoke out of a caster meif helmet
also like zayna lives pretty close to me and you kinda dont so ya
maybe we'll make a mega road trip or something i dunno
and i do have a car but i'd need some excuse to drive there caterpie;
You're such a queer.