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Title: fucking mom
Post by: C.Mongler on October 15, 2007, 03:40:45 PM
okay so i just shit up the money to actually buy Orange Box (i use italics to emphasize that I actually bought something for once, not that I for once did not buy something) and so I was sitting there playing Episode 2 on my parents PC, because mine is a piece of shit and couldn't run it, while theirs could. So I'm sitting there, shootin some headcrab zombies, and my brother yells at my sister "I GOTTA GO POTTY" (he's 3) and my mother yells down the stairs "Someone help him go potty plox". Well this battle's getting pretty intense, and my sister, who is sitting on the couch watching spongbob or some shit is like "daniel, do it!" and I'm like "uh, I'm kind of busy can you do it?" and shes all "no, you do it."

At this point I'm just like :| so I pause my game, get up, poke my head out the office door and say "you're not doing anything, just do it for me please" and she's like "ugh fine". apparently I had been too loud with my attitude, you know, the one that was not screaming "OH FUCK YES LITTLE BROTHER I WOULD LOVE TO HELP YOU SHIT" because my mom bolts down the stairs, smashes her way into the office and is all "DAMN IT I'M TIRED OF THIS, GET OFF MY COMPUTER NOW  argh;". So I just hold down the power button and hope her system 32 files corrupt or some shit and get on my computer. All of this over a 10 second argument me and my sister had about who would sit my brother on the toilet. It's not like he shit all over the floor or anything :|

Discuss or something
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 03:44:18 PM
Um, I'm glad all of my siblings are not potty trained. :3
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 03:48:30 PM
fuck yes portal

i beat it in 2 hours but it was the best 2 hours of my life
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: Tomboh on October 15, 2007, 03:51:16 PM
age of sister?
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 03:51:37 PM
Quote from: Punta Tombo on October 15, 2007, 03:51:16 PM
age of sister?
too old
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: YPrrrr on October 15, 2007, 03:52:46 PM
 psyduck;

He can't seat himself on the toilet?
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: GingaNinja on October 15, 2007, 03:53:30 PM
Parents are so gay like that.  I mom wouldn't let me buy a game, just becuase I had purchased a different one like a week ago.
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 03:54:24 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 15, 2007, 03:52:46 PM
psyduck;

He can't seat himself on the toilet?
he would shit all over duh
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: j o e i n c on October 15, 2007, 03:59:46 PM
family matters
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: LCK on October 15, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
i was expecting an incest story
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: Tomboh on October 15, 2007, 04:05:36 PM
Quote from: Trevor on October 15, 2007, 04:00:11 PM
i was expecting an incest story
i was also disappointed
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: Samus Aran on October 15, 2007, 04:10:40 PM
lack of mom fucking is disappointing
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: Title27GT on October 15, 2007, 06:14:20 PM
Quote from: Blaj48 on October 15, 2007, 03:53:30 PM
Parents are so gay like that.  I mom wouldn't let me buy a game, just becuase I had purchased a different one like a week ago.
I-MOM faggot

(http://www.moviecitynews.com/columnists/pratt/images/2004/i_robot.jpg)

lolwut
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: Samus Aran on October 15, 2007, 06:14:56 PM
Quote from: Jet Black Wii on October 15, 2007, 06:14:20 PM
I-MOM faggot

(http://www.moviecitynews.com/columnists/pratt/images/2004/i_robot.jpg)

lolwut


oh god gtfo gtfo die die

movie sucks so much ass
Title: Re: fucking mom
Post by: Title27GT on October 15, 2007, 06:15:18 PM
Quote from: asdfasdf on October 15, 2007, 06:14:56 PM
oh god gtfo gtfo die die

movie sucks so much ass
srsly
one of the worst ive ever seen