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Title: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 14, 2007, 10:26:27 PM
three different penis documentaries. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on October 14, 2007, 10:36:24 PM
lolwut
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 14, 2007, 10:38:33 PM
Quote from: XYZ on October 14, 2007, 10:36:24 PM
lolwut
lol what a gay smiley
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Samus Aran on October 14, 2007, 10:39:22 PM
I watched one of those sex education videos that features a camera inside a vagina to show ejaculation close up

you know like what jj.am has
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 14, 2007, 10:45:24 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on October 14, 2007, 10:39:22 PM
I watched one of those sex education videos that features a camera inside a vagina to show ejaculation close up

you know like what jj.am has
very very sexy

2/3 of the documentaries never said the word vagina or boobs
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: C.Mongler on October 15, 2007, 02:17:47 AM
how do the testes work
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 15, 2007, 02:27:54 AM
Link me up with some.

I need to be well educated when I stick it in Zayna. powerofone;
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Post by: FAMY2 on October 15, 2007, 03:12:44 AM
 Because no one else said it... YOU ARE GAY.
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 15, 2007, 03:27:14 AM
Quote from: Clair on October 15, 2007, 03:12:44 AM
Because no one else said it... YOU ARE GAY.
A SQUIRREL DRINKING BEER?
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:07:00 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on October 15, 2007, 02:27:54 AM
Link me up with some.

I need to be well educated when I stick it in Zayna. powerofone;
one was about the world's biggest penis and the other was about this guy who had a small one talking to other men about their thoughts on their pensises
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:08:24 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:07:00 PM
one was about the world's biggest penis and the other was about this guy who had a small one talking to other men about their thoughts on their pensises

How big is the world's biggest?
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:08:44 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:08:24 PM
How big is the world's biggest?
13.5 inches erect, 8 inches flaccid

it's the biggest "normal" penis meaning he didn't have elephantiasis on it or anything.

he showed it in the documentary but not erect thank god
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:09:40 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:08:44 PM
13.5 inches erect, 8 inches flaccid

meh, that's not so impressive.
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Samus Aran on October 15, 2007, 12:10:05 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:08:44 PM
13.5 inches erect, 8 inches flaccid


oh my god lol

I pity the girls he's taken on with that monstrosity.

Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:09:40 PM
meh, that's not so impressive.


It'd rip you apart.
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:11:20 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:09:40 PM
meh, that's not so impressive.
10 inches bigger then yours
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:11:25 PM
Quote from: asdfasdf on October 15, 2007, 12:10:05 PM

It'd rip you apart.

Oh, I'd cut it off before that thing came anywhere near me.

..no pun intended.
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Samus Aran on October 15, 2007, 12:14:24 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:11:25 PM
Oh, I'd cut it off before that thing came anywhere near me.

..no pun intended.


And put it in a jar for safe keepings? caterpie;
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:19:43 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:11:25 PM
Oh, I'd cut it off before that thing came anywhere near me.

..no pun intended.
it's as thick as your leg, no joke
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Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:25:56 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:19:43 PM
it's as thick as your leg, no joke

Then I'll use a machetti.

And wait, like as thick as my thigh? >.>

Cause that'd be pretty scary.
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:30:02 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:25:56 PM
Then I'll use a machetti.

And wait, like as thick as my thigh? >.>

Cause that'd be pretty scary.
maybe like at your knees
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Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:35:11 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:30:02 PM
maybe like at your knees

That's still pretty scary.

Does he do pornos?
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:36:50 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:35:11 PM
That's still pretty scary.

Does he do pornos?
NO I WISH

he said "i dont think ill be doing pornos, but maybe later in life i may decide to"
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:39:13 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:36:50 PM
NO I WISH

he said "i dont think ill be doing pornos, but maybe later in life i may decide to"

With a dick that big, I would.
I mean, he could be the most famous porn star alive if he played his cards right.
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:42:24 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:39:13 PM
With a dick that big, I would.
I mean, he could be the most famous porn star alive if he played his cards right.
yeah
but it's not easy to do a porn with that big of a penis

he'd like die from the lack of blood to his head
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:49:41 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:42:24 PM
yeah
but it's not easy to do a porn with that big of a penis

he'd like die from the lack of blood to his head


Oh god, I didn't even think about that.

What if he got a boner in public? He'd need like... steel underwear to hold that thing down.
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 12:53:33 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:49:41 PM
Oh god, I didn't even think about that.

What if he got a boner in public? He'd need like... steel underwear to hold that thing down.
gravity baby

you seem interested, ill show you a picture of him or sometihng

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
no nudity oh and it's 9.5 flaccid

(http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/6/2046622/images/00325515.jpg)
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Samus Aran on October 15, 2007, 12:54:28 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:49:41 PM
What if he got a boner in public? He'd need like... steel underwear to hold that thing down.


ow...;-;
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: Sam on October 15, 2007, 12:55:43 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:53:33 PM
gravity baby

you seem interested, ill show you a picture of him or sometihng

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon
no nudity oh and it's 9.5 flaccid

(http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/6/2046622/images/00325515.jpg)

Oh god, he's bisexual.

Can you imagine that in your ass? :3
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 01:00:06 PM
Quote from: Pink Knip on October 15, 2007, 12:55:43 PM
Oh god, he's bisexual.

Can you imagine that in your ass? :3
yes  shlick;
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 15, 2007, 01:00:23 PM
link?
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Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 01:01:03 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 15, 2007, 01:00:23 PM
link?
http://www.torrentz.com/5fbe6d2703c945327c5bd50898daec49139fddd6
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: NOA_Haunted on October 15, 2007, 01:09:00 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 01:01:03 PM
http://www.torrentz.com/5fbe6d2703c945327c5bd50898daec49139fddd6
500 internal error.  gonk;
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: LCK on October 15, 2007, 01:55:21 PM
Quote from: asdfasdf on October 14, 2007, 10:39:22 PM
I watched one of those sex education videos that features a camera inside a vagina to show ejaculation close up

you know like what jj.am has
o hay i saw one of those

It was neat.
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: GingaNinja on October 15, 2007, 06:46:39 PM
Quote from: reefer on October 15, 2007, 12:08:44 PM
13.5 inches erect, 8 inches flaccid

it's the biggest "normal" penis meaning he didn't have elephantiasis on it or anything.

he showed it in the documentary but not erect thank god
Dude, how would you hide that thing?
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: 36chambers on October 15, 2007, 06:48:41 PM
in the garage i feel safe no one cares about my ways
Title: Re: I've watched
Post by: The artist formally known on October 15, 2007, 06:54:17 PM
Quote from: Blaj48 on October 15, 2007, 06:46:39 PM
Dude, how would you hide that thing?
cant
people made fun of him

people MADE FUN OF HIM