Or just don't do it at all. navi;
Please don't tell me you actually tried
Why would someone do that?
What's that?
Quote from: Precious on October 11, 2007, 09:36:55 PM
What's that?
STICKING SOMETHING INTO YOUR URETHRA TO STRETCH IT
Quote from: Lawlz on October 11, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
STICKING SOMETHING INTO YOUR URETHRA TO STRETCH IT
Remind me not to look up Urethra anymore.
what the fuck lawlz
You actually tried it, didn't you? myface;
i new u was gay
Quote from: Lawlz on October 11, 2007, 09:40:56 PM
STICKING SOMETHING INTO YOUR URETHRA TO STRETCH IT
uh.. why would you want to stretch it?
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 01:21:29 PM
uh.. why would you want to stretch it?
um who said i did psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 12, 2007, 01:25:27 PM
um who said i did psyduck;
Okay, THEORETICALLY, why would any male want to stretch their urethra?
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 01:32:09 PM
Okay, THEORETICALLY, why would any male want to stretch their urethra?
Surgical purposes most of the time, but sometimes just to be weird. Why would any male want to stick needles through their balls? Why would any male want to tattoo their entire penis to make it look like a dragon? Why would any male want to split their penis down the middle to make it look like they have two?
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:01:45 PM
Why would any male want to split their penis down the middle to make it look like they have two?
Oh god, ew. >.>
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:01:45 PM
Surgical purposes most of the time, but sometimes just to be weird. Why would any male want to stick needles through their balls? Why would any male want to tattoo their entire penis to make it look like a dragon? Why would any male want to split their penis down the middle to make it look like they have two?
or sometimes some people find it pleasurable
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 02:15:11 PM
Oh god, ew. >.>
It's been done. jj.am has an animated gif of a split-penis guy orgasming powerofone;
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:25:04 PM
It's been done. jj.am has an animated gif of a split-penis guy orgasming powerofone;
And a guy pulling a rod over a foot in length from his penis. weewee;
oh god
oh god gonk;
what the fuck is WRONG with people? gonk; gonk; gonk;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 12, 2007, 02:27:55 PM
And a guy pulling a rod over a foot in length from his penis. weewee;
And a guy sticking a butter knife into his penis. weewee;
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:25:04 PM
It's been done. jj.am has an animated gif of a split-penis guy orgasming powerofone;
;_;
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 02:29:26 PM
;_;
Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:30:38 PM
Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;
My penis is hurting now, just imagining all this.
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:30:38 PM
Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;
i think you meant penises but ill forgive you
Quote from: Lawlz on October 12, 2007, 02:32:14 PM
i think you meant penises but ill forgive you
Of course that's what I meant. I just use "penii" as my personal nonsensical way of saying "penises."
Quote from: SELKIE on October 12, 2007, 02:31:32 PM
My penis is hurting now, just imagining all this.
IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN I TAKE A PISS. weewee;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 12, 2007, 02:33:39 PM
IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN I TAKE A PISS. weewee;
But.. I thought you said you didn't do it. >.>;
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 02:34:31 PM
But.. I thought you said you didn't do it. >.>;
powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 12, 2007, 02:33:39 PM
IMAGINE HOW I FEEL WHEN I TAKE A PISS. weewee;
lol, wait, the guy with the 2 penises must have to hold both when he pisses.
That could make for some pretty insane piss spraying caterpie;
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:30:38 PM
Yeah it's really weird because I don't know how he would orgasm in the first place. Also the splooge just sorta squirts out this one spot at the base of his two penii. weewee;
Can he even get hard?
Quote from: SELKIE on October 12, 2007, 02:35:10 PM
lol, wait, the guy with the 2 penises must have to hold both when he pisses.
That could make for some pretty insane piss spraying caterpie;
Or he sticks a straw in it.
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 02:35:44 PM
Can he even get hard?
It gets all curly. caterpie;
Genital bisection in males involves the splitting of the penis (and occasionally the scrotum as well)[citation needed]. This still allows for erection, though often the two halves curve into each other, making insertion more difficult.
Genital bisection is an extension of a subincision, which is an extension of a meatotomy. As the urethra is exposed, some pleasure can allegedly be derived, supposedly due to the great abundance of nerves[citation needed]. This is why those who undergo previous procedures may choose to take it further[citation needed], though in some cases the bisection might be done all at once.
Variations include keeping the glans intact so that only the penile shaft is bisected.[citation needed]
Oh god, WHY did I click images. ;_;
One dude had it done 3 way. ;_; THERE WAS MUCH BLOOD INVOLVED.
[spoiler=lol split penis](http://jj.am/gallery/d/5556-1/Splitcockorgasm.gif)[/spoiler]
This thread makes my cry. ;-;
Why are people so stupid?
Sounding? What is sounding?
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 12, 2007, 02:48:32 PM
Sounding? What is sounding?
Read the thread you dumb sack of shit.
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:49:21 PM
Read the thread you dumb sack of shit.
Hey, be nice. >.>
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 02:50:05 PM
Hey, be nice. >.>
I have no tolerance for utter stupidity, and xXTheHaunted is full of it.
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:51:27 PM
I have no tolerance for utter stupidity, and xXTheHaunted is full of it.
HOW DOES V MAKES YOU FEEL?
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:51:27 PM
I have no tolerance for utter stupidity, and xXTheHaunted is full of it.
vut can't you be nice about it? >.>
Quote from: Lawlz on October 12, 2007, 02:52:13 PM
HOW DOES V MAKES YOU FEEL?
I can actually hold intelligent conversations with V once in a while.
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 02:52:54 PM
vut can't you be nice about it? >.>
No.
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:51:27 PM
I have no tolerance for utter stupidity, and xXTheHaunted is full of it.
You are a faggit.
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:38:35 PM
[spoiler=lol split penis](http://jj.am/gallery/d/5556-1/Splitcockorgasm.gif)[/spoiler]
I just threw up a little bit.
oh my lord...
It looks like someone pooped in his crotch.
Quote from: Kazarus on October 12, 2007, 02:01:45 PM
Surgical purposes most of the time
I had a surgery once and they had to do that. Holy fuck I asked them if I could sleep during the insertion they didn't let me. GOD DAMN it hurts and it fucking feels weird as hell. Never again.
Feels as if your organs inside were a balloon and they were dragging a finger nail down it, like the sound it makes. I can't explain it but it's painful
Quote from: reefer on October 12, 2007, 03:18:31 PM
I had a surgery once and they had to do that. Holy fuck I asked them if I could sleep during the insertion they didn't let me. GOD DAMN it hurts and it fucking feels weird as hell. Never again.
Now taht I remember, they had a tape in sex ed where the guy did that to this buff black man. XD They were testing for STD's
They had the actuall insertion behind a curtain, but first the doctor showed the dude this REALLY long Q-Tip and told the dude he would insert it about 1 inch in. The guys face was funny there, first off. :3 He clearly was not pleased at this thought, and there was also some nervous laughter. The doctor used the description of "If you've ever gotten soap in the tip of your penis, it's the same stinging sensation."
Then when they actually did it, the guy was cringing in this hilarious way. XD
Meanwhile, the same Q-Tip (well, a new one, same kind) was inserted into the girl and of course she's just like "lalala, oh, you're done already?"
In other words, girls have it better than guys.
Quote from: Pinkkkkkkkkkkk on October 12, 2007, 03:26:15 PM
Now taht I remember, they had a tape in sex ed where the guy did that to this buff black man. XD They were testing for STD's
They had the actuall insertion behind a curtain, but first the doctor showed the dude this REALLY long Q-Tip and told the dude he would insert it about 1 inch in. The guys face was funny there, first off. :3 He clearly was not pleased at this thought, and there was also some nervous laughter. The doctor used the description of "If you've ever gotten soap in the tip of your penis, it's the same stinging sensation."
Then when they actually did it, the guy was cringing in this hilarious way. XD
Meanwhile, the same Q-Tip (well, a new one, same kind) was inserted into the girl and of course she's just like "lalala, oh, you're done already?"
In other words, girls have it better than guys.
HOLY SHIT OUCH THIS THREAD SUCKS
And when they do it to the girl, what hole do they put it in? Baby maker or the pee hole?
Quote from: reefer on October 12, 2007, 03:27:08 PM
HOLY SHIT OUCH THIS THREAD SUCKS
And when they do it to the girl, what hole do they put it in? Baby maker or the pee hole?
Eh, I'm going to have to assume baby-maker.
Quote from: reefer on October 12, 2007, 03:18:31 PM
I had a surgery once and they had to do that. Holy fuck I asked them if I could sleep during the insertion they didn't let me. GOD DAMN it hurts and it fucking feels weird as hell. Never again.
Feels as if your organs inside were a balloon and they were dragging a finger nail down it, like the sound it makes. I can't explain it but it's painful
When I had surgery earlier this year, they told me they were going to do that unless I peed so I peed.
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 12, 2007, 03:35:25 PM
When I had surgery earlier this year, they told me they were going to do that unless I peed so I peed.
what the fuck if i had that option i'd pee my pants
Why exactly did you guys need surgery? myface;
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 12, 2007, 03:35:25 PM
When I had surgery earlier this year, they told me they were going to do that unless I peed so I peed.
oh god why did i lol so hard
did they hold a gun to your head?
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on October 12, 2007, 03:02:41 PM
You are a faggit.
Explain how you came upon this brilliant deduction, because I'd love to hear it.