I was walking home from the laundry mat(I got back a little while ago) and the ground is a bit slippery. I live off a main street, so there are cars zooming up and down the street. I slipped off the sidewalk and right into the street. I saw the headlights of an oncoming car and I just froze. I didn't know what to do so I just closed my eyes and waited, suddenly I felt something pulling me up back to the sidewalk and when I opened my eyes nothing was there. I just felt a strange calm, even with the fact that I had just almost died.
jesus must have saved me.
Also if you believed this story I laugh because God isn't real and I just made this up.
oh lol
so you're dead?
cool
I was laughing the whole time I was reading it. I knew it was bullshit.
I knew it wasnt real when you didnt get hit by the car pseudo;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 11, 2007, 06:36:35 PM
I knew it wasnt real when you didnt get hit by the car pseudo;
yeah cuz god cant save me
Quote from: JMV290 on October 11, 2007, 06:48:12 PM
yeah cuz god cant save me
he's just a loving god who damns pplz to hell becuz he's a loving god.
Quote from: Precious on October 11, 2007, 06:49:59 PM
he's just a loving god who damns pplz to hell becuz he's a loving god.
and some pplz really deserve it spam;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 11, 2007, 06:51:46 PM
and some pplz really deserve it spam;
like the jews and the muslims and the atheists and the gays and the other 66% of human kind.
Quote from: JMV290 on October 11, 2007, 06:57:21 PM
like the jews and the muslims and the atheists and the gays and the other 66% of human kind.
I was thinking more along the line of murderers and rapists, but ok... psyduck;
guyz i was hiding this, i'm really a [spoiler]pacifist[/spoiler]:'(
Quote from: Precious on October 11, 2007, 07:09:09 PM
guyz i was hiding this, i'm really a [spoiler]pacifist[/spoiler]:'(
kayz psyduck;
Quote from: Precious on October 11, 2007, 07:11:35 PM
God damns lost souls to hell. :'(
wtf does being a pacifist have to do with anything? psyduck;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 11, 2007, 07:14:19 PM
wtf does being a pacifist have to do with anything? psyduck;
Idk. Peace out.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on October 11, 2007, 07:14:19 PM
wtf does being a pacifist have to do with anything? psyduck;
Give her a break, it's Hime.
Hell yeah god ain't real.
Quote from: ZGDK on October 12, 2007, 12:04:00 PM
Hell yeah god ain't real.
If your trying to fit in, your failing horribly at it.
Quote from: iWolf on October 12, 2007, 12:06:06 PM
If your trying to fit in, your failing horribly at it.
Aw, it's cute. flower;