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Title: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 10, 2007, 11:49:55 PM
Jurassic Park III was a colossal pile of shit. I'm sure most of us could agree with that statement, right? So... I'm remaking it. Right now. At this very moment. From what was something so awful that Spielberg refused to direct it will become a beautiful monument to my greatness. Enjoy Jurassic Park III II: The Remaking.

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Alternative titles included Jurassic Park III: The Cash In, Jurassic Park III: Whoops, Jurassic Park III: Thanks for your Money, Sucka!, and Jurassic Park III: When Spielberg doesn't direct this one and he directed the Lost World, you should've known.

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"Hey, is this rope safe, bra? I mean, it doesn't feel very sturdy."

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"Hey, senor, I checked it last month. What the hell could have happened to it from one month? Whiny gringo... You gringos ready to take off or what?"

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"Let's do it to it, bra! You sure you'll be safe here, bra?"

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"Hey, I'll be fine, gringo! It's not like dinosaurs can swim or anything! Enjoy your flight, gringos!"

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"Whee! It's like I'm flying! Hey, what happened to those Latino guys? It appears that a well placed fog is blocking our view of the ship. Hm... Hope nothing ate them."

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"Oh, snap, bra."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Samus Aran on October 10, 2007, 11:53:44 PM
Oh god, that movie was horrible. I almost cried when I watched it, but then I redeemed myself by watching the original Jurassic Park that same day.

Also, yes, well-placed fog and people disappearing. How cliche, right? The whole movie was a steaming pile of cliches, rehashes, and drawn out...everything. ;-;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 10, 2007, 11:58:01 PM
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"Kill, my pets! Kill for my amusement!"

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"Now, Billy, those dinosaurs wouldn't kill each other. See, they're from different time periods. What you want to do is put the T-Rex in to fight the Triceratops."

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"I don't care, dinosaur man. I'm playing."

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"Listen, fuck rat. Do you know what kind of things a T-Rex will do to your body? First, he'll sniff you out. Then, he'll open his jaw and bite down hard. But, you'll still be alive. You'll feel every crunch as he chews your tiny body until you dissolve into a nice, spongy mass for his stomach to slowly digest. Now, I will shove these fucking plastic toys down your god damn throat unless you don't fucking play with the fucking right dinosaurs. Got it, you motherfucker?"
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 11, 2007, 12:11:33 AM
Oh god yes, CONTINUE.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:16:30 AM
new one 4 lawlz

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Blacks. Jews. Mexicans. Japanese. Always causing trouble in the neighborhood. Why shouldn't we do just kill them off? I mean, it makes sense, doesn't it? The whites are pure. Hey, don't leave! I see you there! I'm still talking, dammit! Fine, I'll take a question. Christ, I need a drink."

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"Excuse me, sir... But, isn't this a dinosaur lecture?"

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"What the fuck? Dinosaurs? Kid, how old are you? Lemme guess... Eighteen? Well, let me put it to you straight. Dinosaurs are bullshit. Total. Fucking. Bullshit. There's nothing real about them. I may have seen them in the flesh but those weren't dinosaurs. They were... Different things. Lemme tell you something... There's no possible way I will ever ever go back to that island. Not even if you could somehow cut to the next scene and show me on a plane going to that island. No way, Jose."

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"Boy howdy! I can't believe I'm on a plane to that island I swear I would never go to! I was sure proven wrong!"

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"There's something funny about those sleepy fun time pills I took..."

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"Hey, Alan... I'm going to eat you. Boo."

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"God dammit! That's the last time I take pills from strangers offering me candy!"

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"Hi, Alan. Were you dreaming of me?"

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"Uh, Billy, I'd rather eat my own vomit than dream of you. Oh, thank God... We're finally over this god forsaken island."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: The artist formally known on October 11, 2007, 12:17:21 AM
HOLY SHIT YES this is awesome thanks
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 11, 2007, 12:21:33 AM
This is your greatest idea ever.

I DEMAND YOU FINISH THIS MOVIE, AND POSSIBLY MOVE ONTO ANOTHER SOME OTHER TIME.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: The artist formally known on October 11, 2007, 12:22:53 AM
great idea, dub over a movie and post it as a video on some form of website. probably meta cafe or youtube
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:23:12 AM
new one 4 reefer

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You love me, Alan... You just don't know it yet. Soon... You will find out. If you don't... Hope you lived a full life, Alan Grant..."

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"Wow! Everyone, check that out over there! It's something that kind of looks like a dinosaur if you look at it from the right angle! Kind of!"

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"I'm ignoring you! La-la-la-la-la-la!"

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"Oh, please! That is so juvenille! I won't even give it a response!"

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"We're all ignoring you! La-la-la-la-la-la!"

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"That's it! I'm going to bum rush, you motherfuckers! This bitch motherfucker plane is going to burn down to the ground! Stop ignoring me! STOP IGNORING ME!"

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"Mr. Grant, please sit down or that weird guy who knows us from church is going to bash you on the head! After that, I will be forced to make a funny face!"

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Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Samus Aran on October 11, 2007, 12:25:26 AM
CUE THE EATING OF THE PILOTS
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:28:27 AM
We're going to have a special guest commentator in the panel after this one. He's a great director who was happy to comment on this film. I'll hope you'll be happy to have him.

HINT: He's black.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: The artist formally known on October 11, 2007, 12:28:51 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:28:27 AM
We're going to have a special guest commentator in the panel after this one. He's a great director who was happy to comment on this film. I'll hope you'll be happy to have him.

HINT: He's black.
FUCK YOU V
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:29:41 AM
Quote from: reefer on October 11, 2007, 12:28:51 AM
FUCK YOU V


no its a real person nub :|
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Samus Aran on October 11, 2007, 12:30:20 AM
is it james earl jones
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:31:39 AM
Quote from: Kazarus on October 11, 2007, 12:30:20 AM
is it james earl jones


FUCK ITS A DIRECTOR NOT AN ACTOR >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: The artist formally known on October 11, 2007, 12:32:00 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:29:41 AM
no its a real person nub :|
oh yeah i forgot that v was all in my head
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Samus Aran on October 11, 2007, 12:37:19 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:31:39 AM
FUCK ITS A DIRECTOR NOT AN ACTOR >:( >:( >:(


jeez im sorry...don't hav to get so mad :(
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:38:10 AM
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"Ugh... Did I just get beat up by someone from church again?"

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"Hi, honey. The others are outside... If you want to join them. But, we can have fun in here..."

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Reason #1,024 why bald and/or balding people will never be cool.

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"Hello, Dr. Grant! Sorry about the whole beating you over the head until you became unconscious! Hope that didn't leave a sour impression of me!"

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"Whatever, bitch. Just tell your bitch to stop screaming into the god damn machine thing. Doesn't she realize there are deadly fucking dinosaurs here that will be attracted to this place because of that loud damn sound? I mean, Jesus Christ, you have to be mentally retarded... But, I digress... Just tell her to shut the fuck up."

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"BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN! BEN!"

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"Honey! Dr. Grant wants you to shut the fuck up!"

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"Who the what now?"

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"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP."

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"Run, bitch, run! Big ass motherfucking dinosaur coming this way!"

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"God. God. Can't be first to die. Can't be first to die. I'm black. I'm black. Can't fulfill the damn sterotype. Must make black people proud!"

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"Wait, honey, should we take off now? I mean, we haven't been shown where the exits are and what to do in an emergency!"

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"God damn, why won't this plane start up faster? Can't it realize that I'm black and I can't be killed first? God dammit!"

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"Please... Don't take off and, somehow, stop the plane before you all can possibly stop."

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"Hey... That's that guy who hit me on the back of the head! Run him over good."

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"No! Who will complete my stamp collection?"

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"Thank God! I'm not the first to die! Black people everywhere will cherish this film that ended the sterotype forever!"

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"Aw, hell naw."

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Previously on Lost.

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"Holy smokes! Crash landing!"
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: The artist formally known on October 11, 2007, 12:43:34 AM
FUCK YA
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Samus Aran on October 11, 2007, 12:45:16 AM
God damn, that movie made me want to smack that bitch so hard.

HEY LET'S USE A MEGAPHONE ON AN ISLAND WITH DEADLY BEASTS THAT ARE ATTRACTED BY SOUND
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 12:48:37 AM
For this part of the movie, I have inadvertly turned Spike Lee's commentary on. Enjoy the Spinosaurus attack with Mr. Lee's wise words.

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"Now, see how the black man is the only one on the plane who looks in a state of panic. Everyone's going about their ways to find a way off BUT the black man is left weeping in the pilot seat. Let's thank Hollywood for finding yet another way for exploitating the black man. Give them a round of applause, gentlemen."

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"Here comes a joke... Prepare yourself for the camp, people."

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"Oh, we haven't landed yet? That was pretty funny but I have to ask one thing... Why doesn't the black man make a funny? Only the white man is allowed to crack jokes? William H. Macy is allowed to look like a human vagina in the name of comedy but the black man has to run around screaming his head off? Shame on you, Joe Johnston. Shame on you."

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"Here comes the single most awful thing put on film."

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"Wow, this is just disgusting. I love how the black man doesn't grab onto the seats... He grabs onto the white woman. The racism here speaks for itself. The last grasp the black man tries to make is for the white woman. I know when I die, the last thing I'm going to try and grab is a white woman. Perhaps, they can grant me eternal life."

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"I just love how the black man is given what probably is the most painful death in the movie. Let's see... His entire leg is bitten into by a large dinosaur from several stories. The dinosaur begins to shake and rattle his entire body for several seconds. Finally, as if it wasn't enough, he throws his body onto the ground. But, that's not it! He drags his broken body as far as he can until the dinosaur steps onto him and chews his skull. Fantastic."

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"Now, this final shot just pisses me off. It's almost like they're glad to be rid of the black man. Macy is just like, 'Thank God, Leone. Now... You're safe. You won't be raped on this trip.' But, my favorite part has to be Billy's face. There isn't a source of compassion or fear. It's almost as if he's overjoyed the black man has been eaten. You know what? Fuck this. I'm out of here. Give me my money. I'm going to go cry in a corner while drinking some beer."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 07:39:31 AM
so who liked spike lee's commentary ^_^
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: V on October 11, 2007, 08:07:15 AM
Quote from: reefer on October 11, 2007, 12:28:51 AM
FUCK YOU V


Lol.

Also, Post of the week, day, month, and year Anjew.  wub;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: V on October 11, 2007, 08:11:31 AM
floated so everyone can witness this thread of awesome.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Pyrate on October 11, 2007, 09:01:10 AM
Fucking awesome, Andrew. That movie made me shit my pants.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: 36chambers on October 11, 2007, 10:17:24 AM
Make a voiceover of the entire movie, that would be kick ass.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 10:25:01 AM
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"Oh, don't worry. It's just dead meat. Anyone hungry?"

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"DON'T FUCKING MOVE! WE FINISH THIS NOW."

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"What the hell? I told you all that we finish this now! Aw, hell naw!"

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And, thus, a shitty battle begins.

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"Oh, God! Don't step on me! I have so much to live for! My cat Mittens needs to be fed! Mittens needs to be fed, dammit!"

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How the fight should have ended.

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"Damn, son, this is some crazy shiznits!"

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How the fight actually ended.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 12:50:37 PM
jesus shit this is awesome
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Tomboh on October 11, 2007, 01:03:30 PM
QuoteNow, I will shove these fucking plastic toys down your god damn throat unless you don't fucking play with the fucking right dinosaurs.
wait.

why does he want him to play with the wrong dinosaurs now
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Houdini on October 11, 2007, 05:21:05 PM
Best thread. Ever.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 11, 2007, 08:14:17 PM
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"Oh, dear Lord! It's a Wal-Mart! Finally, civilization!"

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"Get the fuck out of my way! Those savings are mine!"

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"Dammit, no one's here and the savings are pretty mediocre. Wait... A phone... And it's ringing..."

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"Hello?"

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"Hello, Amanda."

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"How do you know my name?"

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"I know all of your names. I know what you've done. I know what you're going to do... I am Lynch."

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"Leave me alone!"

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"I'm sorry, Amanda... But, I cannot do that. I have to see this to the end... Tell your friend, Alan, this... I know what you are. He'll know what it means. Good-bye, Amanda."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Houdini on October 11, 2007, 08:28:46 PM
And it just got better.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Himu on October 11, 2007, 08:29:58 PM
I LOVE IT <3
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 12, 2007, 05:26:11 PM
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"Rage against the machine! Take this for your mediocre sales, Wal-Mart!"

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"Hey, eggs. Anyone have a craving for an omelette?"

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"Whoa, this is quite odd looking compared to the other dinosaur fetuses! Let me stare as close as possible and leave myself open to attack!"

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"I need to stare a bit further to let my guard down just a bit more..."

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"Oh, God! Who could've saw that one coming?"

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"Oh, snap, bra."

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"Hey, we somehow trapped him in a set of crazy coincedences! Good job, fellows! Hey... He's making some noise. Mr. Grant, what do you think of it? Mr. Grant?"

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"What the? Guys... I can understand what it wants. What the hell is going on?"

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"The truth is going on, Alan. You are experiencing what you are meant to feel."

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"What is wrong with my mind? I keep... Hearing things."

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"I like to picture... A dark road. But, this dark road has dinosaurs on them. Bad ones. I like to picture that."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: The artist formally known on October 12, 2007, 05:35:36 PM
more screenshots of stupid facial expressions
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 12, 2007, 06:49:54 PM
i want andrew to bear my children
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Wrench on October 12, 2007, 07:04:43 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on October 12, 2007, 06:49:54 PM
i want andrew to bear my children

Who? Me?  caterpie;

Also, this is amazing.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: BSS on October 12, 2007, 07:05:12 PM
But this dark road has more of the movie on it. I like to picture that.

This is hilarious, I haven't laughed this much in a while.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 12, 2007, 08:21:31 PM
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"Whoa, how the hell did I get here? No matter. I'll just suck the sweet pus from my wound and I'll get back to the group with a skip in my step!"

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"Aw, shit."

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"Oh, God, what do you want with me? Do you want to feast upon my supple bosom?"

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"No... We want to welcome you back..."

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"One of us... One of us... One of us..."

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"Dammit! We will return for you, Grant! Damn that Super Bush!"

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"Na-na-na-na-na-na! Super Bush to the rescue!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-424375.png)

"God bless you, Super Bush. Oh, wait, you're that dumb kid who got trapped on the island. Hey... Wait a minute... How the hell are you still alive?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-424426.png)

"Listen, mister... I've done things... Terrible things... To survive this long. Things that are unspeakable. I haven't lived a day since those events that I haven't thought about my actions. I'm afraid that those actions will haunt me for the rest of my life. God only knows if I'll ever be able to redeem myself for what I have done. You know that guy I was with? Well, I didn't survive by eating fruit berries, mister..."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Tomboh on October 12, 2007, 10:04:37 PM
funny ending
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Samus Aran on October 13, 2007, 01:19:31 AM
ONE OF US

ONE OF US
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 14, 2007, 12:54:06 AM
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-458169.png)

Aw... A loving embrace. All hugs should be like this.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-458315.png)

"What the hell? No hug for me, Alan? Don't you love me?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-458401.png)

"Billy, I will break your face in. Hey, anyone hear somethng annoying?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-458617.png)

"Hey, sounds like my satelitte phone... But... I gave it to Nash and he got eaten by a Spinosaurs. It's not like a half ton dinosaur is going to sneak up behind us!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-458887.png)

No, somehow, they miss the giant fucking dinosaur right in front of them. What the fuck? I don't even have anything funny to say. HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU MISS THAT? What's even worse is that Macy, egg dude, and Leoni ARE LOOKING IN THAT SAME FUCKING DIRECTION.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-459843.png)

"Uh-oh, spaghettios."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-460057.png)

Ha, see, he can't fit through the hole because... Oh, fuck it. I'm still pissed off from two panels. Wait till the next panel. I'll probably have something amusing for you, then. But, for now, let's just remember how inane that scene two panels ago truly was.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-460451.png)

"Hey, son... I'd like to have a hug... Son? Son?"

"And the cats and the cradle and the silver spoons..."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-460505.png)

"Uh-oh, spaghettios... Again."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-460563.png)

"Run! Run to your chocolate huts!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-460829-1.png)

"Quick! Close this door! Even though, he just broke a much larger and probably much more durable gate."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-461005.png)

"Thank God. This smaller and less durable gate managed to hold him off."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Pyrate on October 14, 2007, 08:05:52 AM
Why does the woman look retarded in every single screenshot?
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: ncba93ivyase on October 14, 2007, 11:09:32 AM
Next up is Manos: The Hands of Fate. retarded
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Tomboh on October 14, 2007, 12:59:50 PM
Quote from: Miss Freaking Pyrate on October 14, 2007, 08:05:52 AM
Why does the woman look retarded in every single screenshot?
:|
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Pyrate on October 14, 2007, 02:14:15 PM
sorry i meant fugly bitch
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: YPrrrr on October 14, 2007, 03:21:29 PM
This is so awesome powerofone;

"uh oh spaghettios" Genius china;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: The artist formally known on October 14, 2007, 10:36:28 PM
fuck yeah retarded
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Pyrate on October 16, 2007, 08:01:08 AM
no don't let it die
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 19, 2007, 05:45:35 PM
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-480521.png)

"Whoa, watch that first step! It's a doozy!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-480613.png)

"Wow, you almost became a Grant sandwich!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-484051.png)

"Hey... What the hell is happening over there? Doesn't look good... At all... In my opinion... Of sorts..."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-481075.png)

"Help! Me!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-480775.png)

"Looks like this is a job for... Batman!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-482380.png)

"Another job well done! The Batman always saves his people!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-482911.png)

The sequel to the roundhouse kick seen in The Lost World except this time... It's more awesome.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-483980.png)

"Alan, help me! The birds are killing me!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-484051.png)

"Good riddance to bad Billy. Let's get out of here."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-484166-1.png)

"Hey, we got out of here. Awesome. Oh, yeah... Billy... Whatever happened to that guy?"
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 19, 2007, 05:46:50 PM
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-506059.png)

How fitting. This movie is about to enter the shit.

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-506170.png)

"Get away! That shit is mine!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-506290.png)

"Oh, God, this is the last time I put my hand in a large pile of shit..."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-506471.png)

"I found the phone! Come huddle around! Oh, no... It's ringing... Could it be him? Oh, wait... It's just a telemarker... Wait... It's ringing again? Hello?"

http://www.bergen-filmklubb.no/images/David_Lynch_portrett.jpg

"Hello, Alan. You're reaching near the end of your journey. Soon... You'll find out what you are. Soon... Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha! HA, HA, HA! Oh, what the hell? Jason! How the hell do you hang up on these phones? I can never find out how to... Wait... Can he still hear me? Damn it!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-521375.png)

"What do you mean by end of my journey? Hello? Hello? Guys, I have a feeling we're about to find out what's going to happen in this intense and awe dropping finale..."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-528428.png)

"... After we call Elle for help. Oh, God... Not you..."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-528590.png)

"Hello, dinosaur man. It appears you are in quite a bit of a bad spot, dear boy."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-528428.png)

"Listen, Billy... I'm sorry I snapped at you earlier... Do you like candy?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-528590.png)

"Ho-ho! That is a good one, old chum! It appears that you thought you could bribe me with something as insignificant as candy. My mother and father do not know of my amazing cognitive abilities... But... You do. So, either, you follow my instructions or I leave you to die on that god forsaken island. Hurry up. I'm listening."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-528428.png)

"I'll give you a lifetime subscription to the New York Times and you get a PS3. That sound good?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-528590.png)

"You are a remarkable negiotiator, Mr. Grant. Now, I will go tell my mother of your troubles. You are on Site B, correct? Good, remember, wire it to my Switzerland account. It's non traceable. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go earn my Oscar. Mommy, mommy, dinosaur man in big bad trouble!"
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 19, 2007, 05:48:32 PM
THE FINALE TO JP III II: THE REIMAGINING

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"Uh-oh, spaghettios. Wait... I'll try to communicate with them."

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-536808.png)

"Do you know who I am?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-536659.png)

"Good Lord... It couldn't be... The Great Grant hath returneth?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-536603.png)

"What do you mean?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-536659.png)

"Why, sir, you are a velicoraptor! Don't you remember?"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-536316.png)

"Oh, God, it's all coming back to me... David Lynch kidnapped me and gave me an extreme plastic surgery. He gave me drugs to forget my past... Now, I know who I am. David Lynch, you are not the master of me! Fellow velicoraptors! Help me kill this family of three! It shall feed all of us! Now, let me turn into my true form!"

(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e13/Andrew1911/vlcsnap-536879.png)

"I AM THE GREAT GRANT! PREPARE TO BE FEASTED UPON, HUMANS!"

(http://film.onet.pl/_i/news/duze/d/david_lynch_4.jpg)

"After eating the family, Elle's help had arrived. The fools were digested by the newly reinvogarated velicoprators. The Great Grant's return helped the raptors cross the ocean and invade the world. Now, the world is in turmoil as the raptors had destroyed everything around them.

The End. God, I'm awesome."
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 19, 2007, 06:07:39 PM
FUCKING POST FAGGOTS
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake
Post by: Andrew1911 on October 19, 2007, 06:40:28 PM
SUCK A COCK
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Pyrate on October 20, 2007, 11:40:05 AM
I LOVE IT SEQUEL wub;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 01, 2007, 04:13:57 PM
bumpz
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Nyerp on November 01, 2007, 05:12:13 PM
cool now another bad movie
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Geno on November 01, 2007, 07:37:09 PM
It stopped being funny on the third page  gonk;

Do this with another shitty movie. Star Wars Episode 1?  caterpie;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Tri4se on November 01, 2007, 07:51:20 PM
Quote from: Geno. on November 01, 2007, 07:37:09 PM
It stopped being funny on the third page  gonk;

Do this with another shitty movie. Star Wars Episode 1?  caterpie;


I liked it...  edumacate;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: C.Mongler on November 01, 2007, 08:01:38 PM
uh can we do this we breakin 2 maybe

ok maybe not
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 01, 2007, 11:25:24 PM
Quote from: Geno. on November 01, 2007, 07:37:09 PM
It stopped being funny on the third page  gonk;

Do this with another shitty movie. Star Wars Episode 1?  caterpie;


Stop posting.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on November 01, 2007, 11:25:54 PM
Quote from: C.Mongler on November 01, 2007, 08:01:38 PM
uh can we do this we breakin 2 maybe

ok maybe not


breakin 2: electric boogaloo?????

maybe
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 08:41:27 AM
ahh memories giggle;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Bolivian Army on January 27, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
god dammit andrew

all your remakes are on different forums and it PISSES ME OFF  baddood;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 09:20:39 AM
Quote from: Brooks on January 27, 2009, 09:07:49 AM
god dammit andrew

all your remakes are on different forums and it PISSES ME OFF  baddood;


they are everywhere

it is like the plague
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Bolivian Army on January 27, 2009, 09:26:29 AM
it destroys religion, it destroys states, it destroys families. any scourge is preferable to it.  baddood;

but seriously keep them in one place so they're easy to find

start a blog or something
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Cookie on January 27, 2009, 09:28:14 AM
Yeah make a website for these Andy, I would go there.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Daddy on January 27, 2009, 09:29:26 AM
Whoa, this was 2007? I thought it was last year.   akudood; akudood; akudood;
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 09:41:02 AM
that is not a bad idea

what would i call myself in this blog
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Daddy on January 27, 2009, 09:43:46 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 09:41:02 AM
that is not a bad idea

what would i call myself in this blog
uhm

take the first or last name of like 5 directors and make an anagram.  hocuspocus;

Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 09:44:27 AM
i need to have a catchy blog title

WHAT IS THE TITLE DAMMIT
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 10:02:12 AM
http://terriblemoviesandyou.blogspot.com/

how the hell do i get the image to be full size
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Daddy on January 27, 2009, 10:23:55 AM
Quote from: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 10:02:12 AM
http://terriblemoviesandyou.blogspot.com/

how the hell do i get the image to be full size
uhm does blogger let you manage the css?
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Geno on January 27, 2009, 11:40:34 AM
I missed this
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Hermione Granger on January 27, 2009, 01:26:08 PM
what about the black girl who does gymnastics
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Tomboh on January 27, 2009, 04:03:58 PM
would you mind making another sequel to the sequel of a sequel?

i.e do another one on jurassic park its the best one by far
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Geno on January 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
Quote from: Tomboh on January 27, 2009, 04:03:58 PM
would you mind making another sequel to the sequel of a sequel?

i.e do another one on jurassic park its the best one by far
The Dark Knight was the best
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Tomboh on January 27, 2009, 05:35:34 PM
Quote from: Geno on January 27, 2009, 05:01:32 PM
The Dark Knight was the best
nope
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Cookie on January 27, 2009, 05:43:04 PM
No, the best one you did was the Home Alone one.
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: Andrew1911 on January 27, 2009, 07:47:32 PM
Quote from: The Cookie Monster on January 27, 2009, 05:43:04 PM
No, the best one you did was the Home Alone one.


it was

perfect blend of hated mixed with a little nostalgia it all melded together

and to think you guys never got the entire ending
Title: Re: Jurassic Park III II: The Remake or FUCKING READ, YOU FUCKING WHORES
Post by: me003 on January 28, 2009, 12:36:25 AM
Holy shit fruity pebbles. How did I miss this comic GHOULD?

I only read the first page, but if I wasn't too lazy to read the rest I WOULD!!                 maybe another day, you say the home alone one is good?   OK doodella;