My teacher writes the questions on our homework.
Here's one of them:
"List ways the microscope could be detrimental to our society:"
WHat psyduck;
Because we don't need to know WHAT A FUCKING MOLECULE OF THE VEIN OF A LEAF LOOKS LIKE.
How could a telescope be harmful? psyduck;
I guess it could poke your eye if you're completely retarded.
Quote from: SELKIE on October 10, 2007, 06:23:16 PM
Because we don't need to know WHAT A FUCKING MOLECULE OF THE VEIN OF A LEAF LOOKS LIKE.
uh yes we do srsly
Quote from: Precious on October 10, 2007, 06:24:48 PM
How could a telescope be harmful? psyduck;
MICROSCOPE pseudo;
other than that, my point exactly psyduck;
Maybe because it screws yo vishion.
Quote from: Precious on October 10, 2007, 06:27:10 PM
Maybe because it screws yo vishion.
yo =/= society navi;
Maybe kids could gross people out by putting their pubes under microscopes.
Quote from: Guava on October 10, 2007, 06:28:35 PM
Maybe kids could gross people out by putting their pubes under microscopes.
mass genocides ensue and katrina and 9/11 are forgotten as world war 3 threatens to destroy society as we know it
srsly
THEY CAN HURT YOUR PENIS myface;
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on October 10, 2007, 06:37:48 PM
THEY CAN HURT YOUR PENIS myface;
I'M SERIOUS GUYS I CAN FEEL IT ITCHING INSIDE MY HEAD
Quote from: Nyerp on October 10, 2007, 06:39:19 PM
I'M SERIOUS GUYS I CAN FEEL IT ITCHING INSIDE MY HEAD
THEY ITCH INSIDE YOUR HEAD
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on October 10, 2007, 06:40:02 PM
THEY ITCH INSIDE YOUR HEAD
I'M SERIOUS GUYS THE MICROSCOPES ARE INSIDE MY HEAD
im talking about the head
down there yes;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 10, 2007, 06:42:30 PM
I'M SERIOUS GUYS THE MICROSCOPES ARE INSIDE MY HEAD
im talking about the head down there yes;
can i b inside your head yes;
you can discover that there isn't any heaven or god
wait no, thats a good thing
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on October 10, 2007, 06:43:00 PM
can i b inside your head yes;
does it work that way if so then yes;
Quote from: reefer on October 10, 2007, 06:48:07 PM
you can discover that there isn't any heaven or god
wait no, thats a good thing
how would you do that psyduck;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 10, 2007, 06:49:31 PM
how would you do that psyduck;
look at the opposite end of the microscope and point it into the sky
OH LOOK, NO PEOPLE IN THE CLOUDS
Quote from: reefer on October 10, 2007, 06:50:36 PM
look at the opposite end of the microscope and point it into the sky
OH LOOK, NO PEOPLE IN THE CLOUDS
with a microscope? psyduck; pretty sure looking through the other end doesn't do anything i've tried it the only thing i see is YOUR FUTURE
Quote from: PHANTOM HOURGLASS on October 10, 2007, 06:51:23 PM
sweet mango
wait wait i didnt say in my anus
oh well mango
she said the answer is bioterrorism
i was like psyduck;
Quote from: reefer on October 10, 2007, 06:48:07 PM
you can discover that there isn't any heaven or god
wait no, thats a good thing
damnit reaper stole my answer
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:04:22 PM
she said the answer is bioterrorism
i was like psyduck;
Um, that's only one possiblity. She asked for multiple ways. psyduck;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:04:22 PM
she said the answer is bioterrorism
i was like psyduck;
whats that?
Quote from: Precious on October 11, 2007, 04:12:26 PM
whats that?
using some kind of dangerous chemicals to kill people, i think.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 11, 2007, 04:11:16 PM
damnit reaper stole my answerUm, that's only one possiblity. She asked for multiple ways. psyduck;
the thing said how the microscope could be harmful to our society
terrorism doesn't destroy societies
bioterrorism has nothing to do with microscopes
some kids also said that bacteria are gaining resistance from pesticides or some shit
this is microscopes not microorganisms psyduck;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:15:39 PM
the thing said how the microscope could be harmful to our society
terrorism doesn't destroy societies
bioterrorism has nothing to do with microscopes
some kids also said that bacteria are gaining resistance from pesticides
this is microscopes not microorganisms psyduck;
microscopes are used to study micro organisms. psyduck;
Quote from: Suicidal Thought on October 11, 2007, 04:16:30 PM
microscopes are used to study micro organisms. psyduck;
but are not used for bioterrorism
also studying them has nothing to do with them resisting things
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:15:39 PM
the thing said how the microscope could be harmful to our society
terrorism doesn't destroy societies
bioterrorism has nothing to do with microscopes
some kids also said that bacteria are gaining resistance from pesticides or some shit
this is microscopes not microorganisms psyduck;
well you need a microscope to observe and study and mess with and modify microorganisms and society refers to the general populace which can be thrown into a pandemic and effectively destroyed psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on October 11, 2007, 04:20:52 PM
well you need a microscope to observe and study and mess with and modify microorganisms and society refers to the general populace which can be thrown into a pandemic and effectively destroyed psyduck;
but in the process itself microscopes are not what is used to commit the terrorism or cause the microorganisms to resist
microscope terrorism lol
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:24:08 PM
but in the process itself microscopes are not what is used to commit the terrorism or cause the microorganisms to resist
microscope terrorism lol
so they just blindly produce these little critters and chemicals to kill someone because they were born with the knowledge of what they do
cool
Quote from: Lawlz on October 11, 2007, 04:29:17 PM
so they just blindly produce these little critters and chemicals to kill someone because they were born with the knowledge of what they do
cool
i dont see how looking at the substance you're using in the terrerist atax helps you cause more damage psyduck;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:35:24 PM
i dont see how looking at the substance you're using in the terrerist atax helps you cause more damage psyduck;
i dont see how looking at circuits and whatnot helps us build computers psyduck;
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:35:24 PM
i dont see how looking at the substance you're using in the terrerist atax helps you cause more damage psyduck;
UNDERSTANDING IT IS WHAT HELPS YOU BUILD OR RECREATE IT
Quote from: reefer on October 11, 2007, 04:40:18 PM
UNDERSTANDING IT IS WHAT HELPS YOU BUILD OR RECREATE IT
oh i misread the part where lawlz said that you have to create the substance
wait, do you?
Quote from: Nyerp on October 11, 2007, 04:41:47 PM
oh i misread the part where lawlz said that you have to create the substance
wait, do you?
Somebody has to.
Quote from: Lawlz on October 11, 2007, 04:42:29 PM
Somebody has to.
pretty sure bacteria reproduces by itself