just kidding. :3
But my dad did take a job with Fed Ex today it was actually my uncle's job, but he died on the job, so my dad took his route. psyduck; ) Anyway, I think this is good for me, since now he'll be getting a steady paycheck, even ifit's not starting out very high. :3
Also, I have the entire house to myself for about an hour tomorrow. I can't wait. :3
Your uncle died while working at FedEx?
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on October 04, 2007, 03:32:45 PM
it was actually my uncle's job, but he died on the job
Elaborate, please.
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on October 04, 2007, 03:39:39 PM
cool, my dad bought a truck and makes 50 an hour. :)
But I'm never home alone :(
My dad's getting a truck driving license thing or whatever.
So once he gets too old to work in construction (he's 45 right now) he can just get into truck driving.
Quote from: Guava on October 04, 2007, 03:43:57 PM
Elaborate, please.
You know the packages that are sorted on the conveyor belts?
Well, one of the machines malfunctioned and fired a package at his forehead, fracturing his skull and causing massive brain damage. Later, they decided to pull the plug.
Quote from: Guava on October 04, 2007, 03:43:57 PM
Elaborate, please.
..what?
Sometime last month he blacked out at the wheel (they never found out why) and drowe into the side of a concrete bridge. Dead on impact.
It's nothing exciting like "Oh, he went to give this guy his package, but the guy refused to sign for it and held him t gunpoint, then the time bomb inside the package blew up and the both were killed, the end." Sorry. :(
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on October 04, 2007, 03:44:46 PM
They make a shit load of money. But it's a hard job.
My dad's already making al these plans like buyiong 2 or 3 more trucks and making tons more money.
Oh, and his previous landscaping job isn't just being ditched, he's hiring a bunch of other people to do his lawns for him and making a profit off of them. >.>
He's not the smartest man in the world, I doubt those plans would work.
Quote from: Commodore Guff on October 04, 2007, 03:46:12 PM
You know the packages that are sorted on the conveyor belts?
Well, one of the machines malfunctioned and fired a package at his forehead, fracturing his skull and causing massive brain damage. Later, they decided to pull the plug.
I didn't ask you, nimrod.
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on October 04, 2007, 03:48:19 PM
..what?
Sometime last month he blacked out at the wheel (they never found out why) and drowe into the side of a concrete bridge. Dead on impact.
It's nothing exciting like "Oh, he went to give this guy his package, but the guy refused to sign for it and held him t gunpoint, then the time bomb inside the package blew up and the both were killed, the end." Sorry. :(
Bummer.