Take a look at this article:
http://www.valentrinne.com/cmongler/articles/animalgenius.php
You don't have to actually read it, but just tell me if it looks all fucked up like it is for JMV:
(http://i23.tinypic.com/153btax.png)
plz and thxs u
No problems at all.
It looks regular for me.
Looks fine to me.
I just looked in Safari and it's fine. china;
Quote from: JMV290 on September 30, 2007, 06:02:32 PM
I just looked in Safari and it's fine. china;
k so its jsut shiira that makes it ghey. lok plz
QuoteDeveloper: Scholastic?
Publisher: Scholastic
Release Date: September 25th, 2007
Systems: Nintendo DS
ESRB Rating: E
0:01: A Scholastic logo followed by an 'enter name? screen. The temptation to write "BALLSACK? as my name is high, but I'll just put my real name instead. Quality game ensured folks.
0:02: Explore places to find animals? Sounds like the greatest thing I?ve ever played. Let?s go to the ocean first.
0:03: Find 5 animals to fill the ocean. You get new animals by playing minigames, but I think the ocean has a bit more than just 5 animals.
0:04: Let?s try the ?Maze Munch? minigame first. You get to choose the animal you want to be in the minigame, I chose clownfish. I have to swim around a maze eating red dots and avoiding groupers. Fantastic.
0:06: ?the hell? I accidentally hit the B button and it quits the minigame.
0:07: Okay next lets try ?Scratch and See?. Basically using the touch screen you scratch away a limited portion of the picture and guess the animal from a barely visible picture.
0:09: For each completed minigame you get a certain amount of points. You need 25 points to unlock a new animal. ?Scratch and See? got me 9 points. I suppose I?ll try ?Matchomatic? next.
0:11: Matchomatic gets me 11 points. You match animals with their fur color. Such exciting an innovative gameplay let me tell you.
0:12: I guess this would be a good time to notice the overly annoying and happy voice acting in the game. ?Choose the game you want to play!? Alright then, I?ll choose ?Creature Collection?.
0:13: I have to find animals that have fur as they pop up in the background. Easy.
0:14: 25 points! I finally unlock my dolphin, WAIT NO I HAVE TO ANSWER TRIVIA QUESTIONS ABOUT THE DOLPHIN YEAH!
0:15: Do dolphins have feathers?
0:16: Are their babies called tadpoles?
0:17: I get the dolphin, and now I have to get more animals. Except now it costs more points. And now I have to play the same minigames. Not new minigames. The exact same ones I just beat.
0:18: Lets do some math. There?s 5 zones. Each zone has five animals. That?s 25 animals. I?m going to have to play these mini games at least 4 times per animal. So a bare minimum of 100 times I have to play these minigames. This review is over, I?m not playing these minigames 100 fucking times.
Would you play this game for more than an hour 18 minutes?:Fuck no.
Why?:Its shallow, reptitive, annoying, and boring. I would only recommend this to someone who is 3-4 years old. No one else.
Review based on a retail copy I stole from my sister.I don't know why the fuck she had it
Type it in notepad or wordpad not MSword
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on September 30, 2007, 06:06:20 PM
has random shit on mine.
I just noticed that Safari has random A things.
I tried opening it in Smultron and it gave me some UTF-8 shit.
also how about instead of just blatantly ripping someone elses style you try to maybe do it your own way withoout the little timestampy tihngs
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 06:09:10 PM
also how about instead of just blatantly ripping someone elses style you try to maybe do it your own way withoout the little timestampy tihngs
What he said
It was shallow.
looks like good
I'm seeing circumflexed As all over the place. psyduck;
Um... whoever edited it, you messed it up because now it's loaded with funky characters. psyduck;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 06:09:10 PM
also how about instead of just blatantly ripping someone elses style you try to maybe do it your own way withoout the little timestampy tihngs
i already said it was going to be a ripoff and you guys gave me the page, so shut up
and its messed up for me now. brb fixing it maybe
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 30, 2007, 06:24:22 PM
i already said it was going to be a ripoff and you guys gave me the page, so shut up
if by you guys you mean jmv then yes
but we need something possibly a bit different like maybe at least removmewogng;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 06:24:52 PM
if by you guys you mean jmv then yes
but we need something possibly a bit different like maybe at least removmewogng;
well ur riping off IGNs style by just using words :|
FUCK IT ILL JUST REVIEW MOVIES AND SHIT gonk;
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 30, 2007, 06:26:04 PM
well ur riping off IGNs style by just using words :|
FUCK IT ILL JUST REVIEW MOVIES AND SHIT gonk;
MINUTE BY MINUTE REVIEWS OF SHITTY MOVIES. powerofone;
Quote from: Lawlz on September 30, 2007, 06:26:29 PM
MINUTE BY MINUTE REVIEWS OF SHITTY MOVIES. powerofone;
wud minute by minute reviews of movies actually work?
also, I ENJOYED THE FIRST HOUR OF THIS MOVIE, I WILL WATCH THE REST SOMETIME
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 30, 2007, 06:27:34 PM
wud minute by minute reviews of movies actually work?
also, I ENJOYED THE FIRST HOUR OF THIS MOVIE, I WILL WATCH THE REST SOMETIME
0:01 faggot walks in
0:02: i dropd mi popcorn
0:03 LLOL faggot IS KILLED
Quote from: C.Mongler on September 30, 2007, 06:27:34 PM
wud minute by minute reviews of movies actually work?
also, I ENJOYED THE FIRST HOUR OF THIS MOVIE, I WILL WATCH THE REST SOMETIME
Do Manos: The Hands of Fate. If you can find it, of course. powerofone;