This thread is an excuse to tell an ex girlfriend story. Okay so anyway we were driving to a baseball game. Actually the Metro (DC train thing) that would take us to the stadium. As we were driving my stomach starting acting up. I had to shit. Real bad. The thing was there were no bathrooms until the baseball stadium. My girlfriend was in the car too, to make it worse. So I was like "PULL THE FUCK OVER I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM". And yeah so we stopped at a rest stop on the high way and I shit my innards out. The next hour was awkward as fuck,with the whole thinking of someone shitting thing. So yeah, how about you?
I don't recall any.
Mostly just the tripping on my own feet thing.
Middle school.
The Avatar thing edumacate;
the last 14 years of my life
Almost getting caught spankin' it.
Quote from: Guava on September 29, 2007, 09:36:50 PM
Middle school.
I think last year was my worst. For the first half of the year, for whatever reason, people assumed I was emo. Second half, I think I tried a little too hard to be badass.
This year is great, though.
Yeah, I really have nothing.
Cept when people poke my side, I kind of squeek, so my friends like to d it in really quiet public places. :(
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on September 29, 2007, 10:36:28 PM
Yeah, I really have nothing.
Cept when people poke my side, I kind of squeek, so my friends like to d it in really quiet public places. :(
I think Kaz just got a boner.
Trying to get a girlfriend.
Quote from: Spartan on September 29, 2007, 10:47:18 PM
Trying to get a girlfriend.
Even a man wouldn't work. caterpie;
Quote from: Guava on September 29, 2007, 10:40:05 PM
I think Kaz just got a boner.
Close. How are you so damn accurate with your predictions? I was going to quote her and say "oh my god...that's so fucking cute" but decided against it.
Quote from: Kazcadian on September 29, 2007, 11:23:45 PM
Close. How are you so damn accurate with your predictions? I was going to quote her and say "oh my god...that's so fucking cute" but decided against it.
I have formidable powers of intuition.
Quote from: Kazcadian on September 29, 2007, 11:23:45 PM
Close. How are you so damn accurate with your predictions? I was going to quote her and say "oh my god...that's so fucking cute" but decided against it.
..uh, it's not really cute nor boner-worthy, I'm sure all of you di it too. there's some sort of a sensitive spot on your sides (above your hips), pretty much everyone hs a quick reaction to it, mind just comes with a squeek.
Quote from: Skankity-Slut-Slut on September 29, 2007, 11:33:45 PM
..uh, it's not really cute nor boner-worthy, I'm sure all of you di it too. there's some sort of a sensitive spot on your sides (above your hips), pretty much everyone hs a quick reaction to it, mind just comes with a squeek.
A girl squeaking is very cute to me, actually.
And yes, I'm aware of that spot, and poking me there simply makes me jump and possibly laugh, or just get pissed.
idk
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on September 30, 2007, 06:15:22 AM
When I got hit in the face with a tennis ball.:(
ow. >.>
Well, it's better than a golf ball. Or a bowling ball.
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on September 30, 2007, 06:15:22 AM
When I got hit in the face with a tennis ball.:(
I got hit when I was playing doubles with my friend and these two random guys that asked to play. The random guy that was on my side was serving, and he didn't even make it over the net. Instead, he served it straight into the back of my head.
God damn that hurt.
I thought you were gonna say you shot shit all over her...
boring story is boooring
Quote from: Super Special Awesome Squad on September 30, 2007, 11:29:13 AM
I got hit in the eye. myface;
I caught a low thrown ball when I was playing football with my friends, it hit me in my naughty parts. :'(